Bait My Clickhole

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-sloths-will-get-you-through-day-and-we-think-kur-659

what if people are pretending to respond as if they think the piece is sincere in the name of meta-satire?

― why you gotta be Joe Root? (Daphnis Celesta), Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:54 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this happened recently and tons of media outlets (including Buzzfeed) believed that most people really did think Steven Spielberg killed a dinosaur:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/no-internet-steven-spielberg-does-not-hunt-dinosaurs

lol that whole thing reminded me of this - https://screen.yahoo.com/jeff-goldblum-monologue-jurassic-park-000000618.html

Wow that Kurt Cobain Sloth list.

Oops didn't mean to capitalize sloth.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/why-your-mother-and-i-are-getting-divorced-explain-598

a lot of this is very Viz-ish

what if people are pretending to respond as if they think the piece is sincere in the name of meta-satire?

― why you gotta be Joe Root? (Daphnis Celesta), Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:54 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this happened recently and tons of media outlets (including Buzzfeed) believed that most people really did think Steven Spielberg killed a dinosaur:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/no-internet-steven-spielberg-does-not-hunt-dinosaurs

― some dude, Wednesday, July 30, 2014 7:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hot off the presses on this theme http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710645/What-Gazza-freegaza-campaign-confuses-football-fans-fear-Paul-Gascoigne-trouble-again.html

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/you-609

I love this: http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-20-year-old-experience-exact-moment-mcdonald-643

Watch A 20-Year-Old Experience The Exact Moment That Subway Stops Being A Treat

Damn

http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-crazy-street-fight-warning-violence-665

http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/best-last-lines-famous-novels-677

and this one ahaah http://www.clickhole.com/article/new-sky-circle-perfect-625

http://www.clickhole.com/video/amazing-watch-how-one-startup-changing-way-we-get--683

http://www.clickhole.com/article/faith-humanity-restored-these-reddit-users-came-to-725

i saw that on my twitter feed earlier and thought "no way am i clicking that", not noticing it was clickhole. i'm as stupid as all of the other stupid people on the internet.

Wow.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-more-unarmed-teens-still-large-731

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-robin-williams-gifs-imperfectly-sum-his-life-and-742

Oscar V********* "Genie, you're free."

ALL the feels.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/lets-have-open-dialogue-about-sexuality-completely-738

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/time-i-spent-commercial-whaling-ship-totally-chang-768

page is shorter than I would've thought. spectacular though

no joke moby dick has been towards the top of my reading list lately, shld just use that page to finally do it

nah don't read that shit

yeah that one is A+

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/how-many-more-black-teenagers-have-die-racism-just-774

this is another one that seems more appropriate for regular onion. in fact, it is kind of the quintessential onion piece.

How many more stories like Michael Brown’s or Trayvon Martin’s must we hear before racism just kind of fizzles out without me having to do anything about it?

it's funny because it's horribly painful

clickholes been really on point lately

With all of the Clickhole articles that read more and more like actual Onion features, I get this unfounded fear that the satire stuff is all going to migrate over there and the Onion proper is just going to be fully turned over to the A/V Club nerds.

*shudder*

But then we can burn it to the ground without regret

true

http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-beautiful-interracial-arrests-798

From http://www.clickhole.com/article/2014-primetime-emmys-our-predictions-836 . They're apparently going to make this a thing, based on the quiz that ran previously.

What Will Win: The Bing Bang Theory Show

This is the year for John Parsons, Shelton, and the whole long bong gang! This year saw many episodes where the whole bang crew couldn’t stop binging. Special kudos to Jimperson in a bangworthy turn as Shammon.

What Should Win: The Bing Bong Brothers Show

Jim Sherlman, wow, what can you say: riveting every time with big theories about the one and only Bing Bros. Band. Can’t make enough antics to satisfy. Don’t sleep on Shelley, bangers! Won’t bang, can’t bang, bangalangalang.

I can't stop laughing at that; it's so stupid but so perfect

i lol'd hard at this one:
http://clickhole.com/quiz/which-disney-prince-are-you-675

Mind blwon. http://www.clickhole.com/article/23-insanely-mind-blowing-facts-about-class-2018-831

the 'NSync one is wonderful

Um, do you guys also have that picture of a guy in a sweater with a dog? That's the former Danish prime minister, and I'm confused as to what he's doing there.

omg

IRL LOL at the Matthew McConnaughey one.

lol @ Frederik's revelation about that picture

yeah no kidding!

17. Most have never owned intelligent emeralds, terminated a Deviant, or merged their neural architecture with WatchNet.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-tips-fuck-good-823

I especially like:

Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches: Light a ring of sexual Fuck-Torches around your mattress to encircle your fuck-chamber with a sensual flame while you fuck like a master. Fuck-Torches are not expensive and they make you fuck good, so just buy so many of them. Then while you are fucking, your sexual lover might say, “I like your Fuck-Torches,” and you can say, “Thank you. They were not expensive.”

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwOVjrvCAAEywjE.jpg

haha

sweat wine has rick ross vibe

i wish they'd do something on those buzzfeed "12 people discuss what types of people names have attached to them"