why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Small, compressed print: friends leaving more than one word will be collected and transported to reeducation centers.

carl agatha, Saturday, 26 July 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)

"Folks, message received. I asked you each for one word from each of my friends and I got 'asshole', 'putz', 'cumstain', 'cockfarmer', 'fuckweasel', 'dickchafe', and 'dictator'. I'm just ashamed that it took THIS exercise for the truth to come out."

Neanderthal, Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

"narcissism"

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

O ok thx

Neanderthal, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

sounds true

Mordy, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

puts down bong, goes outside

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:17 (eleven years ago)

can't figure out if this is a parody or not

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10552623_10100163740930507_3239765667405517861_n.jpg

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

fuck off there's no way i am reading that

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

tl;dr If YOU love something set it FREE if it comes back it was MeAnT tO bE >>>Bob Marley<<<

macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:39 (eleven years ago)

A comet passing a sun is in orbit, not pulled from it.

Mark G, Monday, 28 July 2014 09:16 (eleven years ago)

Like a comet
pulled from orbit
pressed in frozen winter shit
Fonts. Memes. Post to Facebook.

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 13:23 (eleven years ago)

we are lead

anonanon, Monday, 28 July 2014 16:48 (eleven years ago)

we are lead to those who help us! we are just a big hunk of emotionless metal that they'd mold to their purposes! revolution!

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 16:57 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/p180x540/10472791_297329360445171_3597901948755259254_n.jpg

as posted by Law & Order SVU star Christopher Meloni

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

lol

true story: back in myspace days christopher meloni had Chaki in his TOP 8 for a little while

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

That picture is freaking me out.

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

I don't think I could sit on that bench for an hour.

pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

i could definitely lay on it for an hour

switching letters guy, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

The answer is HITLER because you would THROW HIM OFF THE CLIFF and be a hero.

Three Word Username, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

Oh I guess the bench is supposed to be on a cliff? I kept seeing it as being at the intersection of an oddly angular beach.

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

I don't even think you could lay on it. That one little plank is pretty thin.

pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

"angular beach" is my favorite balearic subgenre

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

lol

love is how's life tonight (how's life), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

what about angular fat.

pplains, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)

that beach reminds me of andy gill am i right

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 July 2014 22:55 (eleven years ago)

if i could sit with anyone on that bench for an hour, it would be andy gill. i would keep talking about how the beach reminded me of his guitar playing, and how many other beaches it influenced, using every single synonym for angular but never actually saying it

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 July 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)

untold numbers of gut fauna have died for me so that's way off

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)

Jesus Christ, The American Soldier and Shirley Manson IIRC

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)

Don't forget Prince.

nickn, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:16 (eleven years ago)

"defining forces"?

kinder, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)

Don't forget Prince.

Jon Bon Jovi too.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:20 (eleven years ago)

My basketball coach who held the storm shelter door closed from the outside as the tornado went over us.

pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)

Wow, really? That's pretty amazing!

carl agatha, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:23 (eleven years ago)

His name? PFC Jesus Christ.

Dammit, I'll think of one!

pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:24 (eleven years ago)

i'll die for any of you to prove a macro wrong

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)

Better make sure you've done enough defining first.

jmm, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rPdEM42ML.jpg

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1904132_618847084865847_1465859758_n.jpg

love is how's life tonight (how's life), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

preach it, discarded street pillow:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bt1qJBHCQAA-MjC.jpg

Οὖτις, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)

i think that's the paper from that research project they did

balls, Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)

should read 'Idoit who have's emoiton depressoin complex issues'

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)

doit doit doit doit

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Friday, 1 August 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

('til you're satisfied)

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Friday, 1 August 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/269284_10152456151890273_847059820_n.jpg

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 1 August 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

yes, it is easier to take photos now

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 August 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

I would even say that she likely took only five photos at the most.

pplains, Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:17 (eleven years ago)


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