To be fair, I always hated Mrs Willicker in third grade.
― 3kDk (dog latin), Sunday, 20 July 2014 22:58 (eleven years ago)
a very sweet Sears cashier convinced me to hand over my email once so i could get a 20% discount on some socks i was buying and it was one of the worst mistakes ive made in recent memory
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 21 July 2014 12:39 (eleven years ago)
Birds Eye UK @BirdsEyeUK Jul 21You voted Stephen Fry the UK's most loveable TwEater so look what we created using Birds Eye #Mashtags!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtDrM3bCcAAOOe9.jpg
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 13:56 (eleven years ago)
"Good day at work honey?" "Well…"
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)
just got an email from a frozen yogurt company who have started a spinoff cassette label
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Friday, 1 August 2014 12:18 (eleven years ago)
different but related: mail order companies that include a packet of frigging haribo with your order. a new bottom bracket for my mountain bike, hey have some haribo with that! an emergency supply of contact lenses, probably need some gummi bears with that right? i am not fucking five anymore, and no i don't want your fucking rancid boiled pigs feet garbage
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:02 (eleven years ago)
I hate it when companies do that. I recently bought some computer parts and when they arrived it turned out that the warehouse packer had remembered to put in the twee little bag of dolly mixtures or what the fuck ever, but had neglected to package the parts up so that they wouldn't get damaged in transit.
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:34 (eleven years ago)
I don't know, maybe I should be a bit more tolerant, otherwise I'll end up like this...http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvaaong6LH1r3oi1to1_250.gif
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 08:04 (eleven years ago)
http://www2.woolworthsonline.com.au/Content/ProductImages/big/350689.jpghttp://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140317170151/mlp/images/5/56/Darth_Vader_do_not_want.jpghttp://www2.woolworthsonline.com.au/Content/ProductImages/big/350689.jpg
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 08:06 (eleven years ago)
gummi bears just look vile
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Haribo_gb.jpg
there's also this:
http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/149143/do-your-favorite-gummy-bears-have-a-nazi-past
― soref, Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:49 (eleven years ago)
they look like tardigrades
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:51 (eleven years ago)
delicious, fruit-flavoured tardigrades
― Daphnis Celesta, Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:52 (eleven years ago)
argh, knew I shouldn't have GISd tardigrades
― soref, Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:53 (eleven years ago)
tardigrades vs nudibranchs
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:55 (eleven years ago)
nah, slugs are gusting
― Daphnis Celesta, Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:55 (eleven years ago)
Tardigrades are the cutest. I will eat all of your gummy tardigrades.
― emil.y, Thursday, 7 August 2014 11:21 (eleven years ago)
pls send me all yr unwanted sweets
― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 August 2014 11:31 (eleven years ago)
No shit - I was 100% with this thread until the rants against FREE CANDY
― Walter Galt, Thursday, 7 August 2014 12:05 (eleven years ago)
man, I would be so happy if I got some free Haribo in the post
― Number None, Thursday, 7 August 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)
a company i have to order things from at work always puts a tiny box of Chiclets in each order, i like it
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 7 August 2014 17:49 (eleven years ago)
I was just looking for some components on an electronics website, clicked away to another page, and a pop up appeared reading "ORDER FROM US NOW TO BE SENT FREE HARIBO!!!". The candy isn't free, you're paying for it.
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:29 (eleven years ago)
― Number None, Thursday, August 7, 2014 5:07 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it wouldn't make you a bit uneasy?
― pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)
I mean if it just arrived in the post unbidden like the videotapes in cache
― pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)
no note, nothing
and it went on for months and you steadily got more and more unnerved, finally building to full-on terror
― pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:38 (eleven years ago)
wouldn't that be a
haribo stalk nightmare
fuck off, I'm going to bed.
― pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)
hey it cheered me up
― The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)
lol
― how's life, Saturday, 9 August 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)
idgi but enjoyed it until the ?punchline? nb this is p much how life has gone for me so far so
― Come and Heave a Ho (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 August 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)
the punchline is pretty dreadful, tbh.
― how's life, Saturday, 9 August 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)
There's a new advert on UK TV for Bel Vita everyone
― cardamon, Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)
http://www.ditikotecha.com/files/gimgs/13_nn_02.gif#.png
― caek, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 13:42 (eleven years ago)
Romance copy in general is completely irritating.
― Evan, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 14:30 (eleven years ago)
guh
https://33.media.tumblr.com/bc2142f447a149dd45bbf79d944b518c/tumblr_nbbiro6NYi1qf8jz8o1_r1_400.png
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:13 (eleven years ago)
DAVID HASSELHOFF! CHUCK NORRIS! I REMEMBER THEM, HARHARHAR!
― www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:17 (eleven years ago)
it made me want to smash my phone in a fit of rage
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:19 (eleven years ago)
ios updates are a hive of activity for this shit. see also the updates for citymapper and yplan.
― sktsh, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 10:07 (eleven years ago)
Bucolic yet sinister
http://i.imgur.com/h7dMP14.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 10:48 (eleven years ago)
yeah, not quite 'innocent' but def something creepy about it. maybe like a digital-age update of is there a name or a phrase for or anything much written about that distinctly British CREEPY VIBE prevalent in TV shows and movies of the '60s/'70s? (e.g. The Prisoner, Sapphire and Steel, Baker-era
― www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 10:57 (eleven years ago)
LastPass****
ooooo, don't tell me, don't tell me... is it 'word'? it is 'word' isn't it?
― john wahey (NickB), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 11:37 (eleven years ago)
http://www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/fun-times/read-a-belfast-pubs-hilarious-description-of-their-bouncers-coke-ring-in-response-to-an-angry-patron-285146.html#.VAoyj1nVbsg.facebook
― cardamon, Saturday, 6 September 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)
Lidl Moments
― cardamon, Saturday, 6 September 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/8/9/1312908428006/riot-cleaners-007.jpghttp://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/8/9/1312908428006/riot-cleaners-007.jpghttp://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/8/9/1312908428006/riot-cleaners-007.jpg
― caek, Monday, 8 September 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)
http://oi40.tinypic.com/i6j991.jpg
i posted this photo a while back, but now i can report that they also have a speaker in the the toilet playing a recording of it.
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 8 September 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)
If I was sitting on a toilet and then suddenly heard a voice talking I'd... crap myself
― wackness unlimited (snoball), Monday, 8 September 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)
the aesthetic might be annoying but I have to say I bought a few cartons of this while in London this summer and it was delicious.
― akm, Monday, 8 September 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)
Why hasn't there been a backlash against the I.S.A. in advertising yet? If I were an ad exec, the first thing I'd think of is having some drippy cardigan boy get his ukelele smashed to pieces by the object of his desire.
― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 13:38 (eleven years ago)
the type of ppl who gobble this stuff up probably comfortably outnumber the type of ppl who moan about it on the internet
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 13:54 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/i9EqZQd.jpg
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