I know literally fuck all about basketball but it spoke way too much about the passion and banality of grading essays.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 01:48 (nine years ago) link
the question marks for 'old head' and 'word choice' for 'varejao' are great
― balls, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/video/youll-never-look-twinkie-same-way-again-519
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-cats-who-are-getting-their-summer-dedicated-memo-523
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 17 July 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-coolest-creatures-brought-life-andy-serkis-503
― gbx, Thursday, 17 July 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-supercut-every-time-harrison-ford-says-harri-553
so dumb but i laughed v hard at this
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
lol i just noticed this above the ads
http://i.imgur.com/mYPcx7K.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OFuzyC5.jpg
i lold
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 July 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
i always suspected
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 18 July 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/video/you-can-write-whatever-you-want-babyand-heres-proo-580
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 21 July 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
Haha! Bring me a baby and a marker!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 July 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
this one is a bit woah http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/check-out-my-cool-new-desk-583
― NI, Monday, 21 July 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-man-sees-his-family-first-time-after-27-year-594
― 龜, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
Dying...
― Plasmon, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-things-you-should-never-say-pregnant-woman-586
― Evan, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link
yesss
― mh, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-most-beautiful-beaches-america-and-people-whove--561
― how's life, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 13:48 (nine years ago) link
i've been to 2 of those! (cape hatteras and grayton beach)
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
― Evan, Wednesday, July 23, 2014 1:41 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
plenty of potential for overlap I know but this seems more like an Onion thing
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-nsfw-pics-halle-berry-579
― not pop, shambhala, where to buy weed (some dude), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, I liked that one I must admit.
― Alex In Complete Agreement (aldo), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/beyonce-makes-susan-b-anthony-look-shit-sucking-gu-569
― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
damn
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
Clickhole seven days agohttp://www.clickhole.com/article/10-real-names-rappers-theyd-rather-you-didnt-know-545
Guardian todayhttp://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/quiz/2014/jul/23/can-you-guess-rappers-real-names
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, July 23, 2014 10:10 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I like to think they decide based on how incognito the headline looks once posted on facebook.
― Evan, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link
DL posts another perfect example. It's like trying to write a parody Weezer song that can be distinguished from a real Weezer song they wrote with a straight face.
― Evan, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link
Poe's Law
― Mordy, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
there are definitely articles on clickhole that seem like they should just be on the onion, especially a lot of the op eds the onion's been doing for years, they usually don't seem to fit into the clickbait mold
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link
lol
http://www.clickhole.com/video/whats-happening-gaza-will-shock-you-so-watch-inste-604?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link
thread is just becoming an RSS feed but
http://www.clickhole.com/article/4-famous-movie-lines-were-improvised-set-570
“No, my sled...” made me actuallol
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
The movie’s directors agreed, and after two weeks of frantic rewrites, Garland’s off script moment had resulted in an entire fictional realm called Oz as the new setting for the all-time classic flick, which was renamed from After The Tornado to The Wizard Of Oz.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
ha - I saw this in my FB feed this morning and thought it was a real Jezebel article
― Darin, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link
Susan Beyoncény
― kinder, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link
I really think this one is perfect because it angrily captures the mindlessness of clickbait garbage:
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-bing-bong-theory-are-you-524
The writer was probably at that same breaking point I'm at. I use the chat feature with a few people on facebook but it's tough to ignore the "feed" in the process and the content enrages me.
― Evan, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
I completely lost my shit at that one. It's so stupid but so perfect.
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
For real.
― Evan, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
best yet
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
man, i'd seen the word clickhole floating around but just thought it was another upstart clickbait site.
that Harrison Ford supercut made me tear up a little...
― alpine static, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
Did anybody get through all the Youtube links on the Youtube url one yet? I made it about halfway through before realizing that they weren't all lols
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
i didn't bother checking them, assuming they were the subject viral videos reshuffled. no?
― alpine static, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link
Think they literally may have been collected from a random Youtube url generator
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link
well shit, now i wanna go look at them all
― alpine static, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-one-those-shape-guys-are-you-hats-607
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 24 July 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
“Face Folk”“Mighty Guys”“Emotion Town”
― not pop, shambhala, where to buy weed (some dude), Thursday, 24 July 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
thread is just becoming an RSS feed buthttp://www.clickhole.com/article/4-famous-movie-lines-were-improvised-set-570“No, my sled...” made me actuallol― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, July 23, 2014 2:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, July 23, 2014 2:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This one just got me. Star Wars I was like, "huh, I don't remember reading that anywhere." Terminator I thought to remind myself to go check the wikipedia article later. Citizen Kane and Wizard of Oz seemed pretty plausible up until the renaming thing. I feel like a rube.
― how's life, Thursday, 24 July 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/15-pets-you-didnt-know-it-was-legal-own-575
this was the first time ive ever been like "i want to see the real article"
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, 24 July 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
KIDS SHAPES SHAPE GUYS? ROUND PEOPLE CIRCLES LITTLE PEOPLE HATS COLORS OVALS SQUARES BANDAGES SMILEY GUYS CHILDREN'S BOOKS
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 00:43 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/know-your-rights-things-keep-mind-when-dealing-pol-616
2. If you challenge a cop to a race, he legally has to race you. If you beat him, you are the cop.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 25 July 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link
That's a four year old joke
1266d Jackson @tree_broif you can steal a cop's badge you become the cop #LittleKnownLaws
― 龜, Friday, 25 July 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
still great tho
― gbx, Friday, 25 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link