people that YELP are scumbags

it is proverbial, you have surely heard it.

It's usually about doctors, used to describe how they relate to patients as people.

"My friend soda" is such a great sounding phrase. I wish I had a friend named Soda so I could say it to people.

he still posts here occasionally I think

My pal foot foot had what looked like a piece of mushy paper towel

hahahahahah i was struggling to figure out how to make that joke, cheers

I wish I could give them a zero, they are scam please do not use them. They are Fraud.

http://media1.fl.yelpcdn.com/user_details_graph/static/0020130813/ratings/lUBuostYRCKxIpG70QvJTg/en_US

They are scam. They are Fraud.
They are million year old cheaters.

wonder if he had the walmart and kohl's ones copyedited.

yelp should really offer its user metadata to public mental health orgs.

that kohls in severn is the only one i've ever been to so when i read that i was imagining it happening in the severn kohls, and then i found out it actually happened in that kohls bc harbl posted so, how nuts is that

guessing all kohls probably look the same tho huh

i'm so lonely

Kim B. 2y ago Don't eat here if you like food.

linda it says the address in the review but i knew kohl's was on george clauss blvd in severn for another reason that is not that interesting

i noticed that when yelpers exaggerate how long they wait to be seated or get a menu they often use "45 minutes"

Finally, the guy seemed to notice that we were sitting there and came over, almost 45 minutes after we'd been seated and tried multiple times to get someone's attention!

Took him 10 min to get us menus, 45 min to get our food, and he didn't check up on us once between taking our order and getting our food.

https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ayelp.com%20restaurant%20%2245%20minutes%22&rct=j

About 397,000 results (0.26 seconds)

Besides waiting more than 45 minutes for an order, scallion pancake is on the ...

So we came all the way here to wait for 45 minutes to be seated and eat.

You would think that with the 45 minutes it took to get the food here, they ...

Our order, 2 fried seafood items and a kid's burger took 45 minutes.

at home these people only eat microwave hot dogs

The one time in life that I did wait 45 min after placing the order was at an incredibly popular breakfast place. It was an ordeal I'll not soon forget, considering we had already waited 30 min to get a table, and another 10 or so to get coffee. The point is it is a very long time to be without food at a restaurant and it almost never happens, so I would anecdotally agree that these people are full of shit.

"Thai food is known for being spicy. I felt it was a little on the spicy side."

also

"we arrived at 9pm just in time to feel being rushed to order from the menu as the kitchen closed at 930pm."

so... you arrive just before closing and you're shocked that the waiter's rushing to put your order in?

if you call appetizers "apps" i already hate you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpab2wFRQ2A&feature=youtube_gdata_player

there's an appetizer for that

http://news.distractify.com/culture/craigslist-surveillance-restaurant/?v=1

i don't have many opportunities to do so but i try to call chicken parmesan chicky chicky parm parm as much as possible

already have ppl on my facebook wall treating that bullshit article as truth

yes, everyone at a restaurant spends 4 hours taking pictures of their food and also 10 years ago ppl treated restaurants as asocial feeding troughs that exist solely for basic survival

my mom was making waiters take family pictures since i was a baby why does everyone thing phones invented cameras

news.distractify.com/culture/craigslist-surveillance-restaurant/

gj

This place is horrible. I've given it several chances because the food IS good, but they are a mess. They accidentally put unions on my sub, they called and ask me if I wanted to keep it or have another sub made. I told them another one please because I am allergic to them. When my sub was delivered, my sub was cut in places where they took the onions out. Some were still left in there. There was another time they forgot my fries, another time I paid for a whole sub to be delivered to me and they gave me a half, and when the delivery man delivers he has other people smoking in the car and he comes to my door on the phone. The place itself is open, but dirty. The man working the phones will make the food with no gloves. That is just disgusting. A phone has more germs than a toilet seat; therefore, it is SO unacceptable. I wouldn't even give this place one star. They are horrible and have now lost my service and a couple of other people who have ordered from them around here.

the food IS good, but they are a mess.
The place itself is open, but dirty.

"They accidentally put unions on my sub" - feel like he's stretching for a masterful pun here, doesn't quite come off.

A phone has more germs than a toilet seat

What is this guy doing with his phone??

"They Put Unions On My Sub!" will be my next right-wing eighties comedy about goofy deep-sea goldbrickers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ldArrUCIU
from 0:45

A phone has more germs than a toilet seat; therefore, it is SO unacceptable.

"They Put Unions On My Sub!" will be my next right-wing eighties comedy about goofy deep-sea goldbrickers.

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, July 16, 2014 12:36 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

kelsey grammer will star

i posted that review already last year, oops.

funions.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-had-terrible-experience-restaurant-because-i-am--565

Not gonna read the article because the headline is perfect

then you wld miss

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/1733/16x9/640.jpg

that article is PERFECT.

maybe a little too much attention to diacritical marks than a typical yelper would give, but still.

The curse of the 3 minute wait:

Visiting by myself, I sat at the bar. Because I'm that kind of nut for decent service, I timed my wait. I sat for 3 full minutes at the bar before I was in any way acknowledged, before any of the 3 servers came by to ask me what I wanted. At this time, about 3:45 in the afternoon on a weekday, there were about 10 people seated at the U-shaped bar, which holds 18-20.

I ordered a 512 Pale Ale and a menu. The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. No room temperature glasses were available. I got the beer, but no menu, as the complicated two part request was apparently still being processed. Once the menu was fetched and delivered, I waited another full 3 minutes with an obviously perused and closed menu extended across the bar in front of me, the universal symbol for "I have decided and am ready to order." Crickets. Three bartenders, and from time to time another person (manager?) behind the bar and no one asked for my order.

i'll have a beer in a room temperature glass please!!!!!!!! WTF!

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy.

i wish this was old-old ilx so i could put that in 72 pt

whoa i thought the music notes went with the post for a second so it was like a song