World Cup 2014

i just checked the score for the first time today - did brazil have a total meltdown?

Please try that routine again

So much for home country advantage.

xp yes

four goals in six minutes must be some kind of record

So, riots tonight?

if shonky home team decisions wind you up that much i'd avoid most games in the UK

fortunately i only really follow scottish football so i have no idea what you're oh wait

EXACKLY

I'm getting a similar feeling to when England beat Germany 5-1. It seemed a bit dreamlike

this is the best thing ive ever seen

I think, the totality of everything - we're probably watching entire careers collapse here.

yeah, this must be hell for Dante

Thank god this isn't on ITV so they don't have to go through the embarrassment of sheepishly playing 'Braaaazil Braaaazil' at half time.

lol

PSG paid £50million (two-and-a-half Lovrens) for David Luiz. RIght now that's making the Ross McCormack deal look good.

The silver lining is they might actually be erasing 1950 here

Germany have took their foot off the gas, the idle gits

£50M centre half, ladies and gentlemen. Hah xpost

Thank god this isn't on ITV so they don't have to go through the embarrassment of sheepishly playing 'Braaaazil Braaaazil' at half time.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, July 8, 2014 8:42 PM (52 seconds ago)

That would've made it so much better, it'd sort of be like the theme tune to One Foot in the Grave.

Would fear for the lives of German fans if they hadn't xp

Fucking hell - I've only just turned on and it's 5-0. What the hell has happened?

be brilliant if somebody is frantically remixing the ITV theme into a minor key for the next show

if I were a German fan I would scoot at halftime and watch from the safety of my hotel room

SUMMARY OF GAME FOR LATE JOINERS: Every Brazilian player is Maya Yoshida.

Can you make 11 substitutions?

if i was Big Phil i wdn't say a word throughout the break

BBC understating this if anything

coming into this game, Germany trailed Brazil for the all-time leader in World Cup goals by 4, so lol @ that

Just imagine what'll happen if any Brazilian fans try waving at the camera...

so there are touchdowns in european football now too?

for a manager of course germany should take their foot off the gas and take off anyone who is a bit unsure/unfit but for sheer lols they need to go hard again next half. especially if brazil get angry/lazy

You missed *the* 45 minutes NBS, I hope you recorded it. I wish I had.

All I've been seeing are crying Brazil fans on my feed

This is like watching an eleven man "taxi for Maicon".

David Luiz is on an Erykah Badu rating of 11 right now.

be brilliant if somebody is frantically remixing the ITV theme into a minor key for the next show

lol DC

179 seconds between second and fourth goals

...

Ha, this is what I get for going grocery shopping, thinking it'll be close and I'll catch the 2nd half.

Germany lost a four-goal lead to Sweden, and Sweden wear almost the same strip as Brazil

I like how this is Alan Hansen's penultimate opportunity to splutter furiously about terrible defending and man is he getting his money's worth.

Night of the Mannschafting

lol Matt

Juninho's aged ten years since the QFs

aw don't interview Juninho you sick fucks

"Juninho, why are your boys so shit?"

<3 Jason Mohammed

I have now seen everything

Yeah I'll probably watch the final for old times' sake, then that'll be me with football

what are the odds on Germany winning this game now? I mean the actual odds, are they even backable?

Ah Di Stefano

this game will probably have political ramifications, no? like a lot of people who were borderline sour on the world cup / olympics stuff now become even more cynical