OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

joints in orange pill bottles

homer gets high in the bedroom and goes outside and the sky is orange and the sun is smiling and his car talks. for some reason as far as simpsons drug sequences go the only one i can ever remember is the hot pepper/mescaline trip thru the desert. maybe because of the similar scene in the beavis and butthead movie. maybe because the pot scene is a lot shorter and doesn't get dark

ottos shoes talking in homerpalooza

are there any others?

Lisa drinks the water at Duff Gardens

all syrup slushie

it just ended, i hope someone archived the whole novel/play https://twitter.com/Homer_Marijuana

http://i.puthtml.com/boodooperson/marijuana_simpson

good ending tbf, shame it came during the brazil game

anybody following the dogboner/Neil Degrasse Tyson saga? he tweeted a pic of NDT on a train and captioned it 'some guy using his laptop on the train like a dumbass nerd lol' and it spread to I fucking love science and other knockoffs. some serious lols going

ha. when weird twitter and i fucking love science collide.

an FB friend of mine is commenting on it geeeeeez. i feel like a dick pointing out that it was a joke, but...

http://gawker.com/how-i-became-thousands-of-nerds-worst-enemy-by-tweeting-1618323233

gold

The internet is filled with nerds who are desperate to 1) demonstrate their love for science and 2) display their superiority to everyone else. I had provided them all with a chance to do both, at the same time. They were falling over each other to tell me that I am the reason the world is a bad place.

lol tru

That last embedded tweet by bro_pair is so good

is @chillsitch an icecræm joint

lol will investigate

http://i.imgur.com/aoVwCbm.jpg

one of the best weird twitter tweets of all time

ive spent some time considering whether biden wld really be a liquid swords man and im still not sure

nigga please imo. biden is 100% odb

its a tuff call

hes pretty broish and basic which wld indicate liquid swords but hes fun too so maybe hes hip to odb but that might be a lil over his head idk

odb singles might be Biden's thing but the album tracks can get pretty rough.

feel like I've somehow been double reverse injoked at the revelation that a_girl_irl is a girl irl

i always assumed a_girl_irl was a_guy_irl

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, June 24, 2014 9:39 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

didnt she/he read at irl club or rebel girl once can someone confirm gender identity plz

i actually tried to figure it out once but there was just one v dark picture that did seem to be of a irl girl but who knows the real truth

― lag∞n, Tuesday, June 24, 2014 9:50 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a_chemtrail_irl

don't always get why she bothers to spend seven hours at a time ferociously doxxing hapless rural chickenkillers for saying bad stuff on twitter but her recent gamer-baiting material has been A+

yeah kinda torn as to whether humiliating clueless fools with 70 followers is heroic or pitiful, it is interesting tho

if it's anything like that tumblr (forget the name) that searches for ppl being vile about various topical events and embeds the tweets, a lot of them p obviously have no real responsibilities that being called out would endanger and/or are delighted for the attention

i was about to complain that the account wasn't funny but then i got to this tweet + died
https://twitter.com/a_girl_irl/status/510459385739755520

inspired by my response to an earlier tweet of hers B-) https://twitter.com/on3ness/status/510458701015441408

oh that was you ha

a girl irl has a lot of normal tweets with intermittent firestorms of weirdo-doxxing or really ott schadenfreude whenever a prominent right wing person fucks up or dies, kinda more entertaining with the latter but occasionally veers into :/ as noted

speaking of gamer-baiting, @MomsAgainstGaming is usually so stern and formal in style that i lost it when this showed up:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxX3v-VCIAA-JEK.jpg

https://twitter.com/pushinghoops/status/426585120728813568

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOoJuRYIRjM

a lol irl

the biggest scandal in the history of gaming

when hes reading the tweets making fun of him out loud my lord lol dont do that man!

http://i.imgur.com/imvs2u3.png

~_~

I can't really tell who's trolling who in weird twitter world anymore. This, and stuff like @BH_Ideas—or whatever it's called—end up making me feel exactly like the tail end of an acid trip.

can someone smarter at computers than me figure out how this guy gets is display name to do this

http://i.imgur.com/wNpZXpX.png

unicode RTL/LTR control characters

aphex twin hacked twitter amazing

ya ur right silby tho i did it just by c&ping his display name

major fav right here https://storify.com/PierreMenard/uncles

not enough details imo

u shd ask him for more uncle tweets, i want more

AGI seemingly in the middle of liveblogging a murder attempt rn

whos agi