"Maybe he shouldn't be thinking about my turbochargers" - Formula 1 2014

Who's gonna be forced out of F1 first: Bernie or Kimi?

Is dis ting gonna be rained on? HOPEFULLY.

Stoked for Williams cruising and Ferrari struggling through the traffic.

should be a fun one!

LOOK AT EEE JAY'S SHIRT

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"Home crowd willing Max Chilton on..."

dying here

shiiiit red flagged

Kimi looks like he's fallen off several boats.

Glad he's okay, but that's 100% on him. What a mess.

Oh, and congratulations to Felipe Massa for your 200th Grand Prix!!

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Kimi's lucky Massa didn't t-bone him.

ahahahaha Max Chilton starting tenth, watch out everyone

oh no wait, he's in the pits

How 'bout all that fence building.

FENCE BUILDING LIVE ON TELEVISION

Wait until Bernie moves fence building to Bahrain for better location fees.

Hey, they're gonna race!

bottas bottas bottas

Alonso is such a joy to watch.

Gutierrez is a niny.

don't care about the race, just wanna watch massa being forced to hang out with eric clapton.

Hamilton drives me nuts. Not excited to see Rosberg having serious issues.

ENGLANDERS CHEER

Racing fans groan.

Ol' Hairy Eyebrows versus The Whinger is quality stuff.

Vettel is such a brat on track. Always has been, but winning trumped his whining; without it, people are starting to notice what a spoiled child he is at heart.

First they had to get an ambulance for Kimi, now they need a waaaambulance for Vettel.

"I would have hit him if I did the stupid thing I tried to do! Why won't he let me pass? Why? Why? I wanna pass him and be in front! Zoom zoom! Why?"

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"wah wah fucken wah, mate"

Congrats to Bottas. Great run.

This seems to be a...popular win at Silverstone?

Crass nationalism after a series of shit performances by British athletes in a myriad of sports.

CRAZY DAVE ON THA MIC WITH YA BOY HAM

oh man he dissed the gp sponsor this will be trouble

Scary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ5edAfPWcE

the tire that almost decapitated Max Chilton is nuts.

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I dunno what people think but having watched Kimi struggle with the 2014 torque and brake-by-wire I'm inclined to put this down as entirely his fault

He went off track, kept accelerating, and crossed back right in over a gravel bit that spun him out. It was 100% his fault.

Then you come to Silverstone, where you see an incredible accident of a manic, ludicrous Kimi Raikkonen. Okay, he made a mistake and was off the track, you have to take it easy and return to the track, but of course he wanted to waste no time and returns flat out, losing control of the car and there was a huge accident. He could have hurt himself or he could have been hit by Massa and broken his legs or worse but got away without punishment. I thought the driver steward was Derek Warwick and wrote to him, but it was actually Nigel Mansell. Warwick replied: “You’re right, Raikkonen would have been punished”

That’s the inconsistency with these penalties. Raikkonen is a Ferrari driver and makes a catastrophic mistake but he got away with it. If that was Maldonado or Grosjean they would have been banned from the German race.

Source

uh

tbf Maldonado should have been banned six times over this season so

Another good take

Bang, those Mercedes brakes aren't looking good.

Great race. Hamilton plowing through everyone was ridiculous and awesome

Interesting

Fernando’s contract has a clause in it that says that he is free to leave his team if it is not in the top three in the Constructors’ Championship. In Hockenheim Williams overtook Ferrari for third place ...

Wet! Wipeouts! Break issues! I guess there are ways to make the Hungaroring interesting.

Good race

Absolutely! Lots of fun. Wish it wasn't summer break.

settling a bribery case with what's effectively a bribe is pretty smooth work

Well, nothing of note in this Grand Prix so far.

DANNY DANNY DANNY

THEY'RE BOOING EEE JAY (I think).

“I have already expressed my regret about the incident but, after meeting with Toto, Paddy and Lewis today, I wish to go a step further and describe it as an error of judgement on my part.

“The number one rule for us as team-mates is that we must not collide but that is exactly what happened.

“For that error of judgement, I apologise to Lewis and the team. I also want to say sorry to the fans who were deprived of our battle for the lead in Belgium.

Jesus that was like pulling teeth, finally. I'm sure a lot of back room screaming had to happen for them to start doing reasonable PR

The Malady of Mercedes motors on then.

We'll forget about this in a week's time when Lewis has an "emotional" press conference about how Nico threatened his bulldogs. Toto & Paddy forget to tell the pit crew to put tyres on, Niki Lauda shouts German swear words at an imaginary parrot and Daniel Ricciardo starts googling "alain prost 1986".