this was kinda my bible when i was eight; no need to return thohttp://www.verbicidemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/scary-stories-to-tell-in-th.jpg
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 July 2014 05:32 (eleven years ago)
yeah those books were the illest when i was a kid
― some dude, Sunday, 6 July 2014 11:07 (eleven years ago)
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/07/roko_s_basilisk_the_most_terrifying_thought_experiment_of_all_time.html
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 20 July 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)
people that believe in a singularity have been reading too many of Karl Malone's works on polynomial theory
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:27 (eleven years ago)
lol @ tech libertarians
― ey, Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)
I think the phrase "referendum on autism", although nasty, is not far wrong.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)
seems a bit like Pascal's wager but with a supercomputer.
― ryan, Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)
I, for one, welcome our new hypothetical future AI overlord.
― StanM, Sunday, 20 July 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)
that was probably the dumbest article I've ever read. and I've read some dumb ones.
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Sunday, 20 July 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)
It's one of the "batshit crazy" wiki's here: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Roko's_basilisk
― StanM, Sunday, 20 July 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)
this basilisk is like, "chill out, man"http://www.alsipnursery.com/sites/default/files/pgimg/Green%20Basilisk.jpg
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 July 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)
iiuc, the real danger posed by the basilisk is that it might convince ppl to take actions expressing loyalty to this evil AI - not unlike those girls who were doing the bidding of the slender man, obv the threat of the puzzle is what it might convince readers of, not of an actual basilisk. or at least that's why i'm assuming it was censored - it could have a debilitative (and violent producing) effect on ppl who might find it convincing.
― Mordy, Sunday, 20 July 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)
things sure did work out for those slender man girls
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 July 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HvyTKLFwrfI/Tp9ZpFYlhKI/AAAAAAAACCU/DdRJumo-tC4/s1600/Basilisk_pic.jpg
― before you die you see the rink (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 20 July 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)
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― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, July 20, 2014 5:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a+
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2014 14:11 (eleven years ago)
http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/slender-man-obsessed-fla-teen-set-fire-home-cops-article-1.1928945
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 12:41 (eleven years ago)
so slender man is the new bloody mary then
― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 September 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)
"The 14-year-old, who was reading an ebook about soul eaters after an earlier argument with her mother over household chores, then walked to a nearby park bathroom and went to sleep."
― calstars, Friday, 5 September 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-Your-Fear-of-Slenderman
― 龜, Thursday, 6 November 2014 12:54 (eleven years ago)
picture him as calamari
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 November 2014 14:26 (eleven years ago)
creepyantipasto
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 November 2014 14:28 (eleven years ago)
every kid at halloween thought i was slenderman
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 22 November 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)
What were you?
― emil.y, Saturday, 22 November 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)
to be fair nobody was gonna recognize the actual costume--the theme in the house was Dali, everyone was a character from a Dali painting or what have you--but the fact that i was universally regarded as slenderman was remarkable. the best was the 8 year old who walked up and said "i met you in the woods once!"
http://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t51.2885-15/10747751_299558246902988_78217561_n.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)
Tweed Man Group
― Banned on the Run (benbbag), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-terrifying-urban-legends-will-keep-you-night-1689
Extended riff on the Simpsons froyo gag
― 龜, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 22:01 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/TmwwAzt.png
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 18 January 2015 05:12 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/aaeyfWB.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 20 June 2015 15:47 (ten years ago)
the best was the 8 year old who walked up and said "i met you in the woods once!"
creepiest thing on this thread!
― ryan, Saturday, 20 June 2015 15:57 (ten years ago)
yeah i kinda try not to think about it lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 18:04 (ten years ago)
http://aydol.tumblr.com/post/52401175195/guys-help-me-something-really-fucking-weird
― 龜, Sunday, 19 July 2015 15:10 (ten years ago)
http://ichorfalls.chainsawsuit.com/2009/03/15/candle-cove
This was the first creepypasta I ever came across, and it's still my favourite. Obviously it hits the sort of buttons (vague memories of childhood TV shows, kids' TV being inadvertently creepy) that are easy to manipulate, but IMO the rhythm is really good, it never reveals too much at a time, and never goes over the top.
― Tuomas, Monday, 20 July 2015 11:49 (ten years ago)
I thought someone mentioned it in this thread, but they're making a creepypasta show, and Candle Cove is apparently going to be the focus of the first season.
― Something Called Fudge (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 July 2015 12:15 (ten years ago)
'System' is a human poster. Has been a human poster this whole time.
― oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 23:32 (ten years ago)
probably been fucking with the poll results, too
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 6 August 2015 01:01 (ten years ago)
yes
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 21 August 2015 14:02 (ten years ago)
fuuuuuuuu
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/08/slender-man-stabbing.html
― goole, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 02:27 (ten years ago)
oof, tough read
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 10:40 (ten years ago)
well, good to know my childhood roller-rink is still around.
― lil urbane (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:37 (ten years ago)
finally, a positive angle on this tragic story
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 12:23 (ten years ago)
Hmmmm.
http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW
― pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2015 00:19 (ten years ago)
Alt link: https://storify.com/yomike/a-wild-weekend-in-florida
I don't know if I'm in the right thread, but it's the closest I've seen to that cave exploring thread from 2003.
― pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2015 00:22 (ten years ago)
is cave exploring the one where the guy finds the camera in the woods? that one actually managed to terrify. internet was good for some scares.
― balls, Thursday, 29 October 2015 00:59 (ten years ago)
Haha, how IN THE FUCK is this thing still online: http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html
― pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2015 01:16 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/hO7cPDy.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2015 01:17 (ten years ago)
good read
― fetty wap, kombucha, where is max read (rip van wanko), Thursday, 29 October 2015 02:34 (ten years ago)
https://medium.com/matter/haunted-947d642a6d59#.a3g00omcc
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 October 2015 17:26 (ten years ago)
That zolarmoon thing blew up!
― fetty wap, kombucha, where is max read (rip van wanko), Friday, 30 October 2015 18:16 (ten years ago)
Forks, nice find. The name / TB test thing is quite a coincidence ...
― calstars, Friday, 30 October 2015 18:50 (ten years ago)
Okay, so about the zolarmoon storyhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/11/02/the-true-story-behind-zola-the-epic-twitter-story-too-crazy-to-be-real/
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 22:37 (ten years ago)