World Cup 2014

haha I was just typing "Howard p good at stopping balls booted straight at him"

weeeelp

Can't wait for BEL-ARG

Howard should've had that

this fuckin craic of give them the flanks is some dumb shit, and not just from the yanks this wc

:(

you can't go to the quarter finals with a trite defender like Beasley

fresh prince of bel arg will be some SRS dogshit

Soccer is a stupid sport

I hate it so much

sad

*takes ball and goes home*

TIME FOR SOME INVIGORATING STATS

MOST DISTANCE COVERED - Marcelo Diaz, Chile (52.2km)
MOST DISTANCE COVERED IN POSSESSION - Philipp Lahm, Germany (20.8km)
MOST DISTANCE COVERED WITHOUT POSSESSION - Sofiane Feghouli, Algeria (18.3km)
SWIFTEST - Junior Diaz, Costa Rica (33.8km/h)
MOST ATTEMPTS - Karim Benzema, France (25)
MOST ATTEMPTS ON TARGET - Karim Benzema (19)
MOST ATTEMPTS INSIDE THE AREA - Karim Benzema (18)
MOST ATTEMPTS OUTSIDE THE AREA - Xherdan Shaqiri, Switzerland (15)
MOST OFFSIDES - Thomas Müller, Germany (6)
MOST SOLO RUNS INTO AREA - Arjen Robben, Netherlands (10)
MOST LOST BALLS - Angel Di Maria, Argentina (60 - that's six-zero, sixty)
MOST GOALS - James Rodriguez, Colombia (5)
MOST LEFT-FOOTED GOALS - Lionel Messi, Argentina (4)
MOST RIGHT-FOOTED GOALS - Benzema/Müller/Neymar (3)
MOST HEADED GOALS - Enner Valencia, Ecuador (2)
MOST ASSISTS - Juan Cuadrado, Colombia (4)
MOST DELIVERIES IN AREA - Lionel Messi (21)
MOST TACKLED PLAYER - Alexis Sanchez, Chile (34)
MOST ATTEMPTED CLEARANCES - Gary Medel, Chile (22)
MOST RECOVERED BALLS - Gary Medel (36)
MOST SAVES - Rais Mbolhi, Algeria (23)
MOST FOULS - Andranik Timotian, Iran (12)
MOST FOULED PLAYER - Georgios Samaras, Greece (21)
MOST PASSES - Toni Kroos, Germany (414)
MOST COMPLETED PASSES - Javier Mascherano, Argentina (364)
MOST CROSSES - Angel Di Maria (49)
MOST CORNERS TAKEN - Mathieu Valbuena, France (21)
MOST THROW-INS TAKEN - Mauricio Isla, Chile (56)

BREAKING: HOWARD RENOUNCES U.S. CITIZENSHIP, MOVES TO HOUSEBOAT IN MIDDLE OF PACIFIC OCEAN

In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre)
Posted: July 1, 2014 at 10:11:24 PM
Howard should beat the crap out of his defenders, they are appalling.

lol he was so mad at them the whole time

the US is still the best at: baseball, basketball and american football.

Julian Greeen, lips like, David Viiine...

was bedoya the giftwrapper for goal #1? lucky to have a contract somewhere, haven't seen running like that with an ending like that since Marley & me

OptaJoe @OptaJoe · 2m

14 - Tim Howard has now made more saves in a single game than any other player in World Cup history (1966-2014). Barrier. #BELUSA

龜
Posted: July 1, 2014 at 10:13:54 PM
Soccer is a stupid sport

I hate it so much

it is very frustrate

ogmor wasn't robben clocked at 37kmh

Apparently not

Lol Lagoon I know, but they literally deserve a physical beating imho.

Or Howard could hide their towels after the game.

game on!

HOLY FUCK

GOOOAAAL

well fuckin cum my boots

oh shiiii

that was a bit good

Game on? Surely... Not?

YOU FUCKING BEAUTY!

WHAT A GOAL

gdamn that blown goal at the end of regulation

passionate baffling words from deems

we're winning this thing

jesus world cup i beseech you stop doing this to me every bedtime

oh my WORD.

yessssssssss

...

depth perception is a killer

I like soccer

GREEN

holy shit almost again

Getting hectic

these boys would do the corn acla proud so they would

hmmm

haha my sister is excitedly watching now also so I won't be kicked out before the game's decided

This. Fucking. World. Cup.

Arrrrggg Lukaku you beast

lukaku in that form, you'd want legolas marking the cunt

US' defense is so frustrating