why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Mordy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:07 (twelve years ago)

I don't know, scary loner with his family of guns is obviously someone you want to avoid, scary family man who appears relatively normal but will kill you in cold blood seems more frightening somehow

soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:10 (twelve years ago)

at the least the first guy doesn't have a family of actual people he can snap and murder/suicide one day

soref, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:11 (twelve years ago)

Geez, just put it all on the first guy snapping and killing everyone. Get off that gun owner's case.

Besides, it's much more likely that one of the small kids he's protecting will find one of the guns and kill themselves or one of their siblings. But nooooo, always the dad's fault.

pplains, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:15 (twelve years ago)

the loner guy sounds like he is actively pitting his family against yours tho

fraudulent octuplets of the moment, yon californian-ass mother (wins), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:18 (twelve years ago)

like he's really pissed off at all the baby fotos on facebook & is like I HAVE A FAMILY TOO MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA SEE

fraudulent octuplets of the moment, yon californian-ass mother (wins), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:19 (twelve years ago)

yeah, and guy w/ real family might be responsible gun owner who keeps all of his stuff locked up until the revolution/sadistic teenage home invaders/societal collapse breaks out. the second guy is def 100% a serial killer tho.

Mordy, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:21 (twelve years ago)

Think everyone who puts some sort of cutsey family decal on their back window ought to be locked into a room without a/c and plenty of loaded guns to fool around with.

pplains, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:28 (twelve years ago)

Second guy wears a tactical fedora and posts his EDC on twelve sites.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:37 (twelve years ago)

YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILY
I HAVE MINE
*row of poop totems*

Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:47 (twelve years ago)

AR-15 currently grounded for sextimg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:52 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NRYsdsr.jpg

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 June 2014 19:52 (twelve years ago)

seems like a somehow more sociopathic update on 'you wear yr x and i'll wear mine'

balls, Sunday, 29 June 2014 23:24 (twelve years ago)

some of those anti-jokes many xps ago were really just jokes

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Sunday, 29 June 2014 23:53 (twelve years ago)

Yep, I got a irl laugh with the Bucket one just now.

Mark G, Monday, 30 June 2014 06:05 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bo_MmNiCcAAndlB.jpg

can't tell if real or fake tbh

ey, Monday, 30 June 2014 10:55 (twelve years ago)

has to be fake, has to be

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 30 June 2014 12:09 (twelve years ago)

"no one handed me an orange belt in swords" and "they should have worse phones" lines are hysterical and confirm this is def a joke. otherwise i would be 50/50

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 June 2014 12:20 (twelve years ago)

joke before first full stop lads, cmon

do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Monday, 30 June 2014 12:38 (twelve years ago)

nb I've only started working with lean managers I may be underexposed

do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Monday, 30 June 2014 12:39 (twelve years ago)

I think it's serious

cardamon, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:43 (twelve years ago)

Knowing a sword person irl with the same opinions and the same tendency to pose for photographs for social media

cardamon, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:43 (twelve years ago)

pix or it didn't happen

pplains, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:58 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/q72/s720x720/10446509_476640219106173_5237569355041353292_n.jpg

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 03:43 (twelve years ago)

how did animals drink before people put water bowls outside for them? somebody please help, idk how nature works

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 03:43 (twelve years ago)

that's the dumbest thing i've seen in my entire life

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 04:01 (twelve years ago)

The neighborhood wildlife I'd be saving are mosquitos.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 04:04 (twelve years ago)

posted beside a video of a cat on a bed:

My silly cat cleaning himself. Around 1:10 seconds in is hysterical. Video experiment 1. And there's that weird face staring at me from under the pillows just to the right of the pear. WTF is that?! LOL Probably best to keep the sound muted. I had a fan on right next to the camera and it sounds like niagara falls or a tornado... I'm also using my cheap old broken tripod... So the motion is a bit jerky... The video tripod is smoother but I didn't want to take it out of its case. It's larger and takes longer to set up. The pear... well... I was experimenting with still photography, aperture, f-stops, and ISO settings ... on the pear... and also custom white balance based on the lighting... So that's why the pear is there. Low tech here. HAHA...

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 04:23 (twelve years ago)

HAHA...

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 05:53 (twelve years ago)

One for the DVD commentary...

kinder, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 11:37 (twelve years ago)

Who cares about the pear? I want to know about the weird face under the pillow.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 12:00 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/544891_10151898507209254_518768669_n.jpg

9.4 million shares
61 million likes

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:06 (twelve years ago)

New York City first one that came to mind.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:12 (twelve years ago)

toronto

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:13 (twelve years ago)

winnipeg
st johns
quebec city
red deer
yellowknife
whitehorse

canada has a shit ton of them (ironic because three As in country name)

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:13 (twelve years ago)

Ok, this could get out of hand.

pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:27 (twelve years ago)

New York, Brooklyn, Hudson, Mount Vernon, Rochester, Yonkers, Monterey, Hollister, Desert Hot Springs, Beverly Hills, Melrose, Brentwood, Culver City, West Hollywood, El Segundo, Irvine, Mission Viejo, Tustin, Cerritos, Fullerton, Hemet, Cypress, Escondido, Blythe, Emeryville, Buellton, Chino Hills, Perris, Citrus Heights, Colton, Lemon Grove, Berkeley, Indio, Lompoc, Modesto, Folsom, Foster City, Redding, Prescott, Phoenix, South Tucson, Tempe, Tombstone, Willcox, Somerton, Winslow, Boulder City, Henderson, Everett, Houston, Fort Worth, Winchester, London, Bristol, Derby, Leeds, Norwich, Oxford, Worcester, Portsmouth, Sheffield, Edinburgh, Perth, Derry, Inverness, Wells, Westminster, Stoke-on-Trent, Leicester, Bến Tre, Điện Biên Phủ, Huế, Hưng Yên, Kon Tum, Long Xuyên, Ninh Bình, Mỹ Tho, Phủ Lý, Quy Nhơn, Việt Trì, Vĩnh Long, Vĩnh Yên, Uông Bí, Rome, Florence, Venice, Trieste, Portici, Lyon, Nice, Rennes, Montpellier, and Bourges.
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Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:28 (twelve years ago)

i started up my own, even harder

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10491971_10152242484810959_775014600048203863_n.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:35 (twelve years ago)

Boston Colle...fuuuuuuck

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:46 (twelve years ago)

Barvard, Bale, University of Bennsylvania, Brinceton, Bolumbia, Bartmouth, Bornell, Brown

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:50 (twelve years ago)

Billiams College, Amberst College, Swarbthmore College, Pomonba College...aw, forget it!

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:50 (twelve years ago)

Name a SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER that does not have !, # or $ in it.

I bet you can't ;)

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:56 (twelve years ago)

life is so hard

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:59 (twelve years ago)

the worst thing about those is exactly like this thread. even if its something totally obvious people just keep doing it because some fuckin gif said "bet you can't".

add these two numbers and get a new number, bet you can't: 5 + 7

ps only clever people can answer this

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:01 (twelve years ago)

I bet you I caaain!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:08 (twelve years ago)

multiply an even number by an odd number to get an odd number. clever people can answer this.

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:10 (twelve years ago)

name a two dimensional shape with fewer than 3 sides. any fucking idiot could.

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:13 (twelve years ago)

;)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:20 (twelve years ago)

Karl, there's another one floating around that reads "Say a name that starts with the letter Z. 4 out of 5 people will fail"
/too much time on ilx

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:32 (twelve years ago)

What are some of these that are actually a brainteaser? I always get taken in by that elephant in Denmark one.

pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:51 (twelve years ago)


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