why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

lots of pixels wasted on a non-humorous 'would you rather'

Take the left pill and you will experience non-drowsy cold relief. Take the right pill and you will be drowsy.

one of my old friends is doing one of those MLM schemes that involves wraps and all she does is splatter pics of before and after of people she 'wrapped' and it's taking every fiber of my being to not respond "WRAPS DON'T FUCKING WORK YOU NIT"

friend of mine posted that shitty marine vs convict thing today with the comment "life is so unfair" and I couldn't help myself

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/Screenshot%202014-06-28%2016.01.20%20%282%29.jpg

lol nice

Doing the lord's work there.

wins wins

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/62799063/wins_400x400.jpg

aw

tkm vg but you guys need to stop saying that

NOT UNTIL IT STOPS BEING TRUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTzmhFQt2o&feature=kp

yr welcome

― every moser (wins),

you really thought that display name through

always

http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_585_20140616133710.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10456054_769155319802589_3459473977170100664_n.jpg

sinister

have to speculate as to why the woman can't hear him

http://31.media.tumblr.com/a9e8369c861efc042dd3afe830137fad/tumblr_n7ubn89j601tb8uduo1_500.jpg

i know you like guns but i really think you shouldn't give your baby a pistol it's a baby

we need some kind of firearm that's appropriate for babies, only then will the madness end.

http://bullseyevinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gun-family-decal.jpg

can't decide if this one is more or less unsettling

much more

I don't know, scary loner with his family of guns is obviously someone you want to avoid, scary family man who appears relatively normal but will kill you in cold blood seems more frightening somehow

at the least the first guy doesn't have a family of actual people he can snap and murder/suicide one day

Geez, just put it all on the first guy snapping and killing everyone. Get off that gun owner's case.

Besides, it's much more likely that one of the small kids he's protecting will find one of the guns and kill themselves or one of their siblings. But nooooo, always the dad's fault.

the loner guy sounds like he is actively pitting his family against yours tho

like he's really pissed off at all the baby fotos on facebook & is like I HAVE A FAMILY TOO MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA SEE

yeah, and guy w/ real family might be responsible gun owner who keeps all of his stuff locked up until the revolution/sadistic teenage home invaders/societal collapse breaks out. the second guy is def 100% a serial killer tho.

Think everyone who puts some sort of cutsey family decal on their back window ought to be locked into a room without a/c and plenty of loaded guns to fool around with.

Second guy wears a tactical fedora and posts his EDC on twelve sites.

YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILY
I HAVE MINE
*row of poop totems*

AR-15 currently grounded for sextimg

http://i.imgur.com/NRYsdsr.jpg

seems like a somehow more sociopathic update on 'you wear yr x and i'll wear mine'

some of those anti-jokes many xps ago were really just jokes

Yep, I got a irl laugh with the Bucket one just now.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bo_MmNiCcAAndlB.jpg

can't tell if real or fake tbh

has to be fake, has to be

"no one handed me an orange belt in swords" and "they should have worse phones" lines are hysterical and confirm this is def a joke. otherwise i would be 50/50

joke before first full stop lads, cmon

nb I've only started working with lean managers I may be underexposed

I think it's serious

Knowing a sword person irl with the same opinions and the same tendency to pose for photographs for social media

pix or it didn't happen

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/q72/s720x720/10446509_476640219106173_5237569355041353292_n.jpg

how did animals drink before people put water bowls outside for them? somebody please help, idk how nature works

that's the dumbest thing i've seen in my entire life

The neighborhood wildlife I'd be saving are mosquitos.

posted beside a video of a cat on a bed:

My silly cat cleaning himself. Around 1:10 seconds in is hysterical. Video experiment 1. And there's that weird face staring at me from under the pillows just to the right of the pear. WTF is that?! LOL Probably best to keep the sound muted. I had a fan on right next to the camera and it sounds like niagara falls or a tornado... I'm also using my cheap old broken tripod... So the motion is a bit jerky... The video tripod is smoother but I didn't want to take it out of its case. It's larger and takes longer to set up. The pear... well... I was experimenting with still photography, aperture, f-stops, and ISO settings ... on the pear... and also custom white balance based on the lighting... So that's why the pear is there. Low tech here. HAHA...