I don't recommend clicking through and increasing her "readership", but:
Coulter: Any growing interest in soccer a sign of nation's moral decay
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Friday, 27 June 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)
GOP Hopeful: My Public Masturbation Fetish and Felonies Were Bad Ideas
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Friday, 27 June 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)
"The three values that make up my stool of conservatism are faith, family and freedom," he says. "And I believe that many of the citizens of Saginaw share those same values."
Guy's a scat fetishist too
― 龜, Friday, 27 June 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/benjamin-franklin-goes-to-transformers-a-thought-experiment/
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 June 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)
Claire L. Evans (@TheUniverse) is the Futures editor of Motherboard and one-half of the conceptual pop group YACHT.
― poop will eat itself (S-), Monday, 30 June 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)
I really don't see that appearing as an Onion headline
― Nhex, Monday, 30 June 2014 06:59 (eleven years ago)
ppl are just posting 'news of the weird' links now
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― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, June 24, 2014 6:58 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Suddenly I'm picturing a middle-aged lady telling an anecdote to her friend: "Oh my gawd, I mean it was like something out of an ONION ARTICLE, can you believe it?"
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 June 2014 10:41 (eleven years ago)
https://medium.com/@manicho/how-a-password-changed-my-life-7af5d5f28038
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)
... no
― Nhex, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)
was looking for that thread about the guy who tried to teach the homeless man to code, couldn't find it, this seemed like as good a bet as any
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)
http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/02/brazil-fan-farts-on-neymars-girlfriend-bruna-marquezine-she-doesnt-like-it-4784122/
― gbx, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)
Every Metro headline could be an Onion headline, except the Onion ones aren't actually this fucking stupid:
One-armed cyclist fined for riding with only one hand
Rare condition leaves singer smelling of rotting fish
My own tears could kill me: Meet the woman allergic to WATER
Cheeky Domino's staff spotted buying 59p wedges from Aldi
Wow! Van Persie has got outrageous beach tennis skills
Is this 100mph jacuzzi the coolest thing in the world?
The 13 things that will definitely happen on a dog walk
Has Bigfoot’s real identity been revealed?
― poop will eat itself (S-), Thursday, 3 July 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)
None of those sound like Onion headlines at all.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 July 2014 13:51 (eleven years ago)
Jesus have you guys ever actually read the fucking Onion?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)
^^^
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)
this isnt shit that looks like daily currant headlines
People Prefer Electric Shocks to Being Alone With Their Thoughts
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Friday, 4 July 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/west-view-news-headline-james-lincoln-collier-headline-n-word
http://a5.img.talkingpointsmemo.com/image/upload/w_652/tqhdxqrxabvxt93flulv.jpg
i think the onion would phrase the point-counterpoint better (like, say WHICH headline offends the counterpointer), but the fact that this is even a point-counterpoint is just...
― da croupier, Monday, 7 July 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)
wow
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 July 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)
yeah that one qualifies
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 July 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)
correct
― Nhex, Monday, 7 July 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)
There should be a third column by Collier named There Was Supposed To Be Quotation Mark Whose Editing This
― da croupier, Monday, 7 July 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)
i had heard of the article, but had no idea about the counterpoint article. dying at this.
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)
George Harrison Memorial Tree Killed by Beetles
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 06:09 (eleven years ago)
http://www.theparisreview.org/the-art-of-fiction-no-223-cormac-mccarthy
― Roz, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 06:51 (eleven years ago)
lol nvm disregard that one, didn't realise it was an April Fool's thing. pretty good though!
― Roz, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 06:54 (eleven years ago)
NME report on the George Harrison thing calls him (until they edit it) "the late bass player in the Beatles" if you want an extra Jackie Harvey dimension
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 13:45 (eleven years ago)
http://www.timesofisrael.com/dermer-idf-deserves-nobel-peace-prize-for-unimaginable-restraint/
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)
tbf considering some of the other ppl they've given the nobel peace prize to it would fit their MO
― Mordy, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)
Ha, fair point
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:25 (eleven years ago)
https://news.vice.com/article/new-york-passes-bill-that-could-limit-selfies-with-tigers
― Evan, Thursday, 24 July 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)
ok, i'm gonna give that one a narrow pass
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 July 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)
score
― Evan, Thursday, 24 July 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)
http://vegnews.com/articles/page.do?pageId=6510&catId=1
http://i.imgur.com/OaSEeeQ.png
― 龜, Monday, 28 July 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)
Ok this one is undeniable
http://www.timesofisrael.com/owl-hurt-by-hamas-fire-recovering/
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 July 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)
lol
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 28 July 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)
― Nhex, Monday, 28 July 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)
those jerks at Hamas High thought they could mess with our mascot and get away with it?
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
Enough is Enough – Association of Nigerian Witches & Wizards Declare War on Boko Haram
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)
Take it over to the rolling sf thread.
― Two Ten O'clocks Clash (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)
BREAKING: Dollar Tree to buy Family Dollar in deal worth about $9B to create dollar-store giant
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/dollar-tree-buying-family-dollar-85-billion
― some dude, Monday, 28 July 2014 10:37 (eleven years ago)
http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2014/07/29/apparently-the-bay-area-has-some-of-the-snobbiest-cities/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)
http://www.haaretz.com/mobile/.premium-1.607888?v=2E5EDB2B54F99F4D315F0539F0B55ABE
Israeli university rebukes professor who expressed sympathy for both Israeli, Gazan victims'The matter will be handled with appropriate seriousness,’ says 'shocked’ Bar-Ilan University dean after students, parents complain.
'The matter will be handled with appropriate seriousness,’ says 'shocked’ Bar-Ilan University dean after students, parents complain.
tbh it's more like "shit that looks like a Borowitz article" but still
― anonanon, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)
UKIP candidate for Wells Jake Baynes resigns: claims Glastonbury occult infiltrated party
http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/UKIP-candidate-Wells-Jake-Baynes-resigns-claims/story-22013433-detail/story.html
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)
http://www.haaretz.com/mobile/.premium-1.607888?v=2E5EDB2B54F99F4D315F0539F0B55ABE_Israeli university rebukes professor who expressed sympathy for both Israeli, Gazan victims'The matter will be handled with appropriate seriousness,’ says 'shocked’ Bar-Ilan University dean after students, parents complain._tbh it's more like "shit that looks like a Borowitz article" but still
_Israeli university rebukes professor who expressed sympathy for both Israeli, Gazan victims
'The matter will be handled with appropriate seriousness,’ says 'shocked’ Bar-Ilan University dean after students, parents complain._
this is astounding tbh
― gbx, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 18:27 (eleven years ago)
OMG, part two of the owl saga is equally onionesque:
http://www.haaretz.com/life/nature-environment/1.607076?fb_action_ids=10154442935040584&fb_action_types=og.recommends
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)
His attempt to savage the medical team is a heartening sign.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)
et tu, hoote?
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 August 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2014/08/01/obama-news-conference-budget-israel-palestine-russia-ukraine/13470133/
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 August 2014 23:48 (eleven years ago)
Obama: 'We tortured some folks'