Well, Bedoya's not been booked for kicking Schweinsteiger there, so that's good luck, surely?
Anyway - bring on Johansson for Bradley, eh? Or Diskerud. Or, like, anyone. Anyone who can offer a bit more than running near the ball.
― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:21 (twelve years ago)
Lolnaldo
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:31 (twelve years ago)
Lolololol
― 龜, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:32 (twelve years ago)
jesus
― caek, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:32 (twelve years ago)
Synchronized writhing
Christ Muller is a machine
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:33 (twelve years ago)
That's the second time Jones has run straight into someone in this game. Hope he's alright but OPEN YR EYES MAN for gawds sake
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:33 (twelve years ago)
I'm on delay BTW no spoilers just saw the goal
needs yakety sax
― gbx, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:33 (twelve years ago)
I learned how he can too xp
― 龜, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:33 (twelve years ago)
Is it just my imagination or have there been a lot of head clashes at this WC?
― paolo, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:34 (twelve years ago)
there seem to have been an unusually high number of head clashes, goals from substitutes and shots that hit the side netting but look in at this tournament
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:35 (twelve years ago)
Ronaldo 2-1
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:37 (twelve years ago)
portugal score
― caek, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:38 (twelve years ago)
there it is, usa safe
Another defensive error
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:38 (twelve years ago)
portugal scores a goal... usa! usa!
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:39 (twelve years ago)
brief portuguese attempt to play multiball. this is probably over.
― ogmor, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:39 (twelve years ago)
is soccer the only outdoor team sport in the us where you don't have to wear a helmet? maybe they should look at that
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:39 (twelve years ago)
Swift Ronaldo hattrick coming up
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:40 (twelve years ago)
go portugal!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:40 (twelve years ago)
Portugal/Ghana has become a brilliant and stupid game
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:42 (twelve years ago)
beckerman is a fuckin idiot
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:45 (twelve years ago)
Portugal would be through if they'd taken half the chances they've had in the last fifteen minutes.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:50 (twelve years ago)
bedoya is a bit shit isn't he?
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:51 (twelve years ago)
anyhow congrats usa!
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:53 (twelve years ago)
weird setup towards the end where both teams were trying to implausibly score twice, plus hoping Germany did the same in Portugal's case
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:55 (twelve years ago)
And next they get Belgium (probably). Beckerman v Fellaini. That's gonna be fun, eh?
― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:55 (twelve years ago)
USA?USA?USA?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:56 (twelve years ago)
The only good thing about Bedoya is his name which sounds like the sort of sproinging noise you get when you reverberate a ruler off the edge of a desk. Well done USA, you made some friends happy and you (probably) made Cristiano Ronaldo cry.
― ailsa, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:56 (twelve years ago)
Thought Gonzalez was good for USA today
― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:58 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEtLAWCEAIHnJ9.png
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 17:58 (twelve years ago)
Is Thomas Muller the secret best player in the world? He's amazing.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:00 (twelve years ago)
Muller is the new Ruud Gullit.
― i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:02 (twelve years ago)
He was 4/1 to be Germany's top scorer, which is ridiculous.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:03 (twelve years ago)
Lest we forget:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEytKUCYAIJfrM.pnghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEytKUCYAIJfrM.pnghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrEytKUCYAIJfrM.png
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:04 (twelve years ago)
RTE pundits blaming Howard for the goal
― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:07 (twelve years ago)
Obviously vmooc for me to cheer against Russia but i hope Algeria stuff them tonight.
Really don't want Capello to still be in charge come 2018. His squad selection was wrong (leaving out Artyom Dzuba in particular), his team selection has been wrong and his tactics have been wrong.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:07 (twelve years ago)
They'll only hire Mourinho and stink 2018 up for longer
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:08 (twelve years ago)
US&A!
I swear, explaining how we can advance while losing is one of the best parts of American soccer fandom.
― dan m, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:08 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/RvOrZFB.pnghttp://media.giphy.com/media/5AwCyykyoWjUWYCLq6Y/giphy.gif
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:10 (twelve years ago)
game of groans but the US moves on
so south korea has to beat up Belgium today? let's do this South Korea
― you can't put your arms around a lamprey (brownie), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:11 (twelve years ago)
Ha zappi
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:15 (twelve years ago)
if you're posting on this thread you care more about the 2014 world cup than ronaldo
― caek, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:21 (twelve years ago)
Ronaldo, after his goal, basically couldn't be asked to try to score another - he really shouldn't have done, but one gets the feeling he didn't think hid team deserved a rousing finish
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:27 (twelve years ago)
You can advance while losing because it's a mini league. If merikans don't get that easily, well... Fucking hell.
― i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:27 (twelve years ago)
Should, even
oh, it's a mini league. like all those other mini league point-based progression sports we have in amurica
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:28 (twelve years ago)
That clears it up - I thought the World Cup was played with mega league rules
― 龜, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:34 (twelve years ago)
i miss the days of the mega league
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:36 (twelve years ago)