I AM ALL THAT ISSUZETTE
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:14 (twelve years ago)
i liked this quiz!http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-future-us-president-are-you-378
― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:18 (twelve years ago)
The plus-size models one - remove the bits about the word balloon and they are almost exactly the Dove ads from a few years ago. "What’s the matter? Do you think there’s something wrong with this picture? Well we’ve got news for you: That’s your problem, because she is a stunningly desirable woman, no matter what Hollywood says she’s supposed to look like"
― kinder, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 17:25 (twelve years ago)
A Sand Is A Tiny Tiny Rock
― hug niceman (psychgawsple), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:34 (twelve years ago)
hard to tell if that's mock love or mock wilson song title
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:50 (twelve years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Palm_Beach_Band_Boys#The_Palm_Beach_Band_Boys_Strike_Again
― Rrrhhhh (abanana), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:48 (twelve years ago)
I just assume most websites are long-running meta jokes.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 20:27 (twelve years ago)
waiting for a literally unebelievable spinoff to show up
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:01 (twelve years ago)
Those Beach Boys songs are spot-on.
― 3kDk (dog latin), Thursday, 26 June 2014 13:19 (twelve years ago)
i like that they go to the trouble of having a functional quiz and have different blurbs depending on how many you get right.
the friends episodes one also funny. as is the 'which lion from the lion the witch and the wardrobe are you?'
― koogs, Thursday, 26 June 2014 13:30 (twelve years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/got-three-minutes-video-will-confirm-380
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:54 (twelve years ago)
cthulols
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-long-will-you-survive-chamber-388
― goole, Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:51 (twelve years ago)
Worth it just for #4:
http://www.clickhole.com/slideshow/5-things-you-didnt-know-about-transformers-402
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Friday, 27 June 2014 15:00 (twelve years ago)
Literally Unbelievable has decided to absorb Clickhole into its regular Onion content I guess.
https://38.media.tumblr.com/444827e15f2e82887c743437569fd436/tumblr_n7tbeecJvX1qkt6yoo1_500.png
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:28 (twelve years ago)
Awesome- given the fact that it's pretty indistinguishable from the actual clickbait shit on any given facebook feed I'm not surprised to see a lot of confusion.
― Evan, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:37 (twelve years ago)
stars cream
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 27 June 2014 23:19 (twelve years ago)
shared the beach boys thing on my facebook, an earnest discussion of the beach boys has begun between friends who have clearly not clicked on/read the link.
― The Littlest Boho (stevie), Saturday, 28 June 2014 17:23 (twelve years ago)
ask what their score was
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 28 June 2014 17:33 (twelve years ago)
I like how they kept calling Dennis 'Denny'
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 28 June 2014 17:47 (twelve years ago)
Real-Life Transformer? This Man Turned His Car Into A Killing Machine
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Monday, 30 June 2014 12:15 (twelve years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/video-will-make-you-rethink-way-you-think-about-pi-427?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
http://www.clickhole.com/video/video-will-make-you-go-back-original-way-you-thoug-437?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
― how's life, Monday, 30 June 2014 17:17 (twelve years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/video-will-drastically-change-way-pitbulls-think-a-431
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 30 June 2014 17:19 (twelve years ago)
heh
― how's life, Monday, 30 June 2014 17:23 (twelve years ago)
loll
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 June 2014 17:29 (twelve years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/video-will-not-play-way-you-think-about-pitbulls-w-429?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 30 June 2014 17:36 (twelve years ago)
Have almost bought jack link beef jerky on two occasions now because of how much I love Clickhole
― 龜, Monday, 30 June 2014 17:54 (twelve years ago)
This one killed me...
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/when-i-started-writing-game-thrones-i-didnt-know-w-292
― Evan, Monday, 30 June 2014 18:14 (twelve years ago)
omg the pitbull series
― poop will eat itself (S-), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 02:42 (twelve years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/are-we-setting-unrealistic-standards-beauty-our-fe-371
― poop will eat itself (S-), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 02:46 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bq78YUNCMAEhyi1.png
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 19:04 (twelve years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/11-microbrews-you-have-try-summer-423 if only for 7
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:37 (twelve years ago)
also
Joey Maqueda It would be nice if you mentioned where these breweries are located. Luckily I know where Odell is because I live in Colorado, but I'm guessing most of these aren't distributed very widely.
Rob Bledsoe I might actually take this article seriously if the writer had bothered to point out what brewery made each beer. Kinda hard to find a craft beer by its name alone since you don't even know if it's distributed in your area.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:38 (twelve years ago)
great punchline
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-things-you-didnt-know-siri-could-do-418
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 3 July 2014 01:28 (twelve years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-founding-father-are-you-424
― 龜, Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:32 (twelve years ago)
hahahahahahahahasobhahahahahaha
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:40 (twelve years ago)
i did lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:57 (twelve years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-seinfeld-character-are-you-446
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-classic-dad-texts-483
― Evan, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)
3. LOL! This one just screams ‘Dad!’http://chimg.onionstatic.com/1299/original/480.jpg
― Evan, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)
Ha! all six of those are genius.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)
lol that one is so good
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 11 July 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/did-you-know-todays-standards-marilyn-monroe-would-498
― guwop (crüt), Monday, 14 July 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)
very obvious but I lolled: http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-introvert-extrovert-or-sea-monster-501?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 14 July 2014 17:24 (eleven years ago)
typical headline-funnier-than-article, but http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/what-your-teen-really-doing-when-she-says-shes-goi-467
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)
haha
http://www.clickhole.com/article/people-are-finding-suits-armor-washed-beach-heres--381
― cardamon, Monday, 14 July 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)
saw this one passed around twitter very credulously today: http://www.clickhole.com/article/grading-lebron-james-essay-485
― some dude, Monday, 14 July 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)
^^^I loved that soooo much.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)
I know literally fuck all about basketball but it spoke way too much about the passion and banality of grading essays.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)
the question marks for 'old head' and 'word choice' for 'varejao' are great
― balls, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/youll-never-look-twinkie-same-way-again-519
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)