because 7 8 9 bwahahah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:10 (twelve years ago)
i still don't get it
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:23 (twelve years ago)
B is Bert, E is Ernie
um
― Maurice Malpas Holiday Jotter Blues (onimo), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:55 (twelve years ago)
d = http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4e84e6e1eab8eaac31000013/johnny-dramas-new-show-premieres-tonight-heres-what-the-rest-of-the-entourage-alumna-are-up-to-next.jpg
e = http://searchingforakilismith.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Eric_l.jpg
it's recounting an episode of entourage, hence the picture of jeremy piven who won an emmy for playing ari ("a") on the show
― balls, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:55 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10307201_860699000617779_3663617908177712509_n.png
― cardamon, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:15 (twelve years ago)
^ always knew they didn't care abt human life
― j., Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:17 (twelve years ago)
SCIENCEGASM
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:17 (twelve years ago)
both side would be good polls, i dunno
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:38 (twelve years ago)
you should know about lies
― flatizza (harbl), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)
lol @ 'whatever subtly perpetuates fear'
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:46 (twelve years ago)
something something fnord
― bill nye mouth (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:46 (twelve years ago)
first and foremost, you should care about bats
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:47 (twelve years ago)
tbfffffff
that one's strident but otm. don't be so jaaaaded
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:52 (twelve years ago)
oh wait i'm talking to ilx here
i guess actually posting that to a facebook feed is kinda stating the obvious and participating in the illusory broadcast at the same time, hence hypocritical
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:53 (twelve years ago)
lux aeterna
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:54 (twelve years ago)
also, it fails to mention global political upheavals, or really anything international
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:00 (twelve years ago)
also SNOTTY ABOUT MURDER VICTIMS cmon lj
― j., Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:06 (twelve years ago)
yeah it's p gauchely put too but in principle i'm on its side, even if it's by & for stupid cunts
^^^spirit of ilx, etc
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:36 (twelve years ago)
"Drama" in DC is up there with the Facebook ticker describing the taking of Mosul as "Iraqi drama"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:45 (twelve years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/28wyz2/my_coworker_at_the_walmart_deli_causes_a_lot_of/
this one-note joke got old so, so fast.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:27 (twelve years ago)
all the unfunny people, where do they all come from
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:35 (twelve years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/shaneisms
2,288 subscribers
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:42 (twelve years ago)
i got so irrationally angry at that today
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:53 (twelve years ago)
it's like mad libs at this point
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:54 (twelve years ago)
here let me try
Shane, please stop telling the customers there's brains in the oatmeal, it's a breakfast cereal not brains.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:56 (twelve years ago)
Shane please don't wear a freddie mask and sing "I can't drive 55" while sweeping up.
not irrational xp
i get irrationally angry at the thought of people seeing them and thinking they're real and not just dumb jokes some idiot keeps writing and taking pictures of
in the old days i would've thought it wasn't possible but years on facebook have destroyed my expectations
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:57 (twelve years ago)
I would get IA at the thought of this becoming a thing at every WMT meat counter.
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:58 (twelve years ago)
in the reddit there were people posting "even if this is fake" it's like come on the creator doesn't even expect you to run with that assumption
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 02:59 (twelve years ago)
Shane, stop calling the customers L0u1s J@gg3r and telling them they're banned from the deli
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:00 (twelve years ago)
Shane, stop http://www.wattpad.com/217498-333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart and btw I need you to clock out before you work some overtime.
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:02 (twelve years ago)
Shane, stop NO SERIOUSLY DEAR GOD STOP
http://i.imgur.com/W7K6DGs.png
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 03:06 (twelve years ago)
Horrible:
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 June 2014 04:29 (twelve years ago)
bats are people too
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 26 June 2014 06:04 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10487316_774409499256247_7248756855959225902_n.jpg
ugggh, you WOMEN
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:32 (twelve years ago)
Percisely
― goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:33 (twelve years ago)
My math must be really bad.
http://i.imgur.com/YIEW8He.png
― pplains, Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:48 (twelve years ago)
472k likes, 201k shares
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:54 (twelve years ago)
ladiez, amirite?
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:21 (twelve years ago)
hunky mcfelon's vacant stare doesn't really do it for me, but go on, tell me what my priorities are.
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:22 (twelve years ago)
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, June 25, 2014 9:57 PM (Yesterday)
― j., Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:27 (twelve years ago)
FFS at this felon/marine thing
― cardamon, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:03 (twelve years ago)
I mean come on, given how we tend to mix up external appearance with behaviour, surely a nasty person's being attractive is noteworthy and surprising, worth talking about, compared to the I suppose obviousness of a nice person being attractive
― cardamon, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:06 (twelve years ago)
Way to go, ladies.
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:08 (twelve years ago)
it's at least as dumb as "they talked about JustinBieber on the news today but not the bees"
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:12 (twelve years ago)
Ahem, that was Justin Beiber they were complaining about, there.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:56 (twelve years ago)
it's a lot dumber actually, and more aligned with patriarchal violence.
frogbs: you think i'm fucked up, look at what my fb friends post
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:02 (twelve years ago)
That gif is a step below "What happens to the Kardashians isnt news" posts
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 26 June 2014 23:19 (twelve years ago)