Bait My Clickhole

haha it's a 3 hour video

this is still the best take on the form imo
http://f.eed.bz/5-ways-to-respond-to-do-you-like-malcolm-in-the-middle/

^ I like that one but Feedbuzz suffers from the same problem that made 99% of SA unreadable which was EVERYTHING WAS TOO FUCKING LONG

yeah agreed, i just like that one post individually

lol at the Buzzfeed staffer getting taken.

i think what feedbuzz didnt get but what clickhole does is it's not enough to make fun of the form, which is very easy and simple and which basically anyone can do (see every bad "You Won't Believe What Happens Next!" Upworthy joke on twitter), but the content actually has to be funny to

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loved feedbuzz and it was kinda a lark anyway so don't think it's a real slam to say that this thing one of the more consistent comedy institutions of the past twenty years has come out w/ betters it

pretty much the hole fake onion sites fall into where they don't understand humor and think the formula is fake news (wish fulfillment) plus words means funny

There was an article somewhere about how some of those sites may not actually be trying that hard to be funny, just going for clicks based on confused shares.

Good for them, I have heard uploading lots of shit to the web gets you clicks

loved feedbuzz and it was kinda a lark anyway so don't think it's a real slam to say that this thing one of the more consistent comedy institutions of the past twenty years has come out w/ betters it

― balls, Wednesday, June 25, 2014 12:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feedbuzz was way more variable, but that was part of the fun. it had lower lows but it aimed for the bleachers sometimes.

the daily currant is the one that poses as unfunny satire to confuse people

http://www.clickhole.com/article/these-plus-size-models-are-beautiful-no-matter-wha-376

irl lol at this:

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-beach-boys-songs-have-you-heard-379

"In Defense of Beach Culture"

a missed ilm precovers opportunity

dying at 'Driving Is Like Surfing With Cars'

I AM ALL THAT IS
SUZETTE

i liked this quiz!
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-future-us-president-are-you-378

The plus-size models one - remove the bits about the word balloon and they are almost exactly the Dove ads from a few years ago. "What’s the matter? Do you think there’s something wrong with this picture? Well we’ve got news for you: That’s your problem, because she is a stunningly desirable woman, no matter what Hollywood says she’s supposed to look like"

A Sand Is A Tiny Tiny Rock

hard to tell if that's mock love or mock wilson song title

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Palm_Beach_Band_Boys#The_Palm_Beach_Band_Boys_Strike_Again

I just assume most websites are long-running meta jokes.

waiting for a literally unebelievable spinoff to show up

Those Beach Boys songs are spot-on.

i like that they go to the trouble of having a functional quiz and have different blurbs depending on how many you get right.

the friends episodes one also funny. as is the 'which lion from the lion the witch and the wardrobe are you?'

http://www.clickhole.com/video/got-three-minutes-video-will-confirm-380

cthulols

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-long-will-you-survive-chamber-388

Worth it just for #4:

http://www.clickhole.com/slideshow/5-things-you-didnt-know-about-transformers-402

Literally Unbelievable has decided to absorb Clickhole into its regular Onion content I guess.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/444827e15f2e82887c743437569fd436/tumblr_n7tbeecJvX1qkt6yoo1_500.png

Awesome- given the fact that it's pretty indistinguishable from the actual clickbait shit on any given facebook feed I'm not surprised to see a lot of confusion.

stars cream

shared the beach boys thing on my facebook, an earnest discussion of the beach boys has begun between friends who have clearly not clicked on/read the link.

ask what their score was

I like how they kept calling Dennis 'Denny'

Real-Life Transformer? This Man Turned His Car Into A Killing Machine

http://www.clickhole.com/video/video-will-make-you-rethink-way-you-think-about-pi-427?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

http://www.clickhole.com/video/video-will-make-you-go-back-original-way-you-thoug-437?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

http://www.clickhole.com/video/video-will-drastically-change-way-pitbulls-think-a-431

heh

loll

http://www.clickhole.com/video/video-will-not-play-way-you-think-about-pitbulls-w-429?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

Have almost bought jack link beef jerky on two occasions now because of how much I love Clickhole

This one killed me...

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/when-i-started-writing-game-thrones-i-didnt-know-w-292

omg the pitbull series

http://www.clickhole.com/article/are-we-setting-unrealistic-standards-beauty-our-fe-371

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bq78YUNCMAEhyi1.png

http://www.clickhole.com/article/11-microbrews-you-have-try-summer-423 if only for 7

also

Joey Maqueda It would be nice if you mentioned where these breweries are located. Luckily I know where Odell is because I live in Colorado, but I'm guessing most of these aren't distributed very widely.

Rob Bledsoe I might actually take this article seriously if the writer had bothered to point out what brewery made each beer. Kinda hard to find a craft beer by its name alone since you don't even know if it's distributed in your area.