God bless the goddamn Onion

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now imagining a version of that video with norm fucking cliff

Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:34 (eleven years ago)

You say that as if we probably can't Google one up right now.

Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)

whats even funnier abt the calvin and hobbes video is how it spits out when shared on facebook:

http://i.imgur.com/ZgcvUBD.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)

ha! pvmic

Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

I made a thread Bait My Clickhole

, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

OK lol
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/aerosmith-angry-you-328

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 20 June 2014 11:26 (eleven years ago)

Trayce you're not baiting my clickhole

, Friday, 20 June 2014 11:31 (eleven years ago)

and now for an awesome non-clickhole slideshow:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/names-for-william-h-macy-around-the-world,36336/

Darin, Monday, 23 June 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)

A Croatian friend explained to me that Kevin Costner is Croatian for "your mother's chiropractor."

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)

That may be the single greater fact I know.

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Breaking: LeBron James Leaning Toward Joining Al-Qaeda

Queef Latina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

Thought for sure that would have something to do with Binyam Mohammed
http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/4/649107/1265844393775.JPEG

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

whoa

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 03:26 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-reviews-dawn-of-the-planet-of-the-apes,36436/

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 July 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

ha ha awesome

Darin, Friday, 11 July 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-finds-humans-only-animals-capable-of-recogni,36444/

da croupier, Friday, 11 July 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/26/26592/original/700.jpg?8037

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)

*gasp*

goole, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)

lol @ clarence thomas

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)

genius

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwSzuIW_Klc

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)

Oh my god, that's great.

oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 17 July 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)

haha that is great

balls, Thursday, 17 July 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

yeah love that

gbx, Thursday, 17 July 2014 13:35 (eleven years ago)

Lol'd at Lance Armstrong with the N64, also respect for importing the JDM version of Mario Kart 64 instead of waiting for the American release, cause otherwise they would have had to say 1997 ;)

, Thursday, 17 July 2014 13:42 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/video/comiccon-exclusive-michael-bay-gives-fans-sneak-pe,36528/

goole, Thursday, 24 July 2014 17:52 (eleven years ago)

wish their vid player wouldn't crap out on me every time

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

that's real funny tho

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)

The crawl/ticker on that is pretty funny: "Hollywood community shocked, saddened that Charlie Sheen was found alive in his home."

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 25 July 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

That was in one of those not-quite-The-Onions right after Phillip Seymour Hoffman died.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/02/02/charlie-sheen-found-alive-in-his-new-york-apartment-aged-48/

pplains, Friday, 25 July 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

so... you're saying the *next* TMNT movie will actually have CGI peni?

poop will eat itself (S-), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-law-requires-welfare-recipients-to-submit-swea,36626/

Vinnie, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/dates-flaws-coming-at-woman-faster-than-she-can-ra,36629/

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:41 (eleven years ago)

last paragraph ftw

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 August 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

so good.

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 7 August 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

That Ninja Turtles bit was hilarious.

schwantz, Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:58 (eleven years ago)

I miss when their videos were of this caliber:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8fnoZXrmdU

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 10 August 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/homosexuality-only-thing-parents-can-accept-about,36622/

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 10 August 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)

xp I've never been called anything worse than a big black fuck ox.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 10 August 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)

that line kills me every time. i love it when they pull off something genuinely hilarious but couple it with genuine insight and commentary. doesn't always happen, but when they're on, man are they on!

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 10 August 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

I take it this is how the onion announces they're getting into the sponsored content game or has it been going on for a while?

The Onion ‏@TheOnion 11m
If you believed some websites still had the integrity not to shill for sponsors, you’re as dumb as we thought http://onion.com/1uiMUi2 #SPON

anonanon, Monday, 11 August 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

remember: if you're glib and knowing about it, it doesn't count

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 August 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)

/trenchant

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 August 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)

there's been sponsored crap on the onion dot com for a while, usually like product-integrationy news in brief bits.

Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Monday, 11 August 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)

yeah sounds like they started last summer

http://www.cjr.org/behind_the_news/clickhole.php?page=all

I like that clickhole's sponsored content section is called CashHole

anonanon, Monday, 11 August 2014 17:28 (eleven years ago)

I like how their free article limit blocked the sponsored content for me.

alanbatman (abanana), Monday, 11 August 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)

pure silliness, good chaser for today

http://www.theonion.com/articles/busch-gardens-unveils-new-9600milelong-endurance-c,36691/

heck (silby), Friday, 15 August 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/video/onion-talks-hypothetically-it-would-be-okay-to-hav,36687/

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 15 August 2014 14:54 (eleven years ago)

"No matter how deep you go..."

i was a downy lad, and twee (stevie), Friday, 15 August 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)


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