mayo: the devil's condiment

Nice. it is a condiment with great power. I am open to regulating its purchase and use.

otm, ban mayo

yeah don't put mayo on your money for example

GOT MY MIND ON MY MAYO AND MY MAYO ON MY MONEY!

fwiw i also put my mayo on my yayo, so i guess in conclusion one might say mayo is how i roll

mayo is how i roll

connecticut lobster rolls >>>>> maine lobster rolls

you put mayonnaise on your cocaine? that just seems decadent.

"sex, mayo-cut drugs and rock'n'roll" doesn't quite roll off the tongue, does it? but in fact to be properly decadent you're gonna want to add some mayo to pretty much all your drugs. works for me at least.

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and fight
and fight and fight and fight!
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I never knew mayo until I tried Japanese mayo.

Damn that stuff is delicious. It actually has a discernible flavour, unlike that horrible North American stuff.

this just in: mayo is still, on balance, terrible

also never forget: A big blob of mayo on the side of a bowl of chilli is amazing.

*retches furiously*

Mayo is good, mayo is the apex of French fry condiments, mayo is my favorite emulsion

that may have been the most contentious thing ever said on ilx

Oh man, I never posted on here about the place in DC that serves gyros with mayonnaise instead of tzatziki? THAT was an unpleasant surprise.

uggghhhh, I like mayo, but that's unforgivable.

Levantine gyros/kebab places will give you garlic sauce which is basically aioli, maybe it was that? I blame French colonial presence.

freshly made mayonnaise is amazing

aioli is so so good

It's so awful having to eat Hellman's when I'm in America. It looks choppy compared to Euromayo.

My favourite aioli pretty much hums with garlic. Protip: add any kind of pesto to good mayonnaise and then use to make a chicken sandwich.

Levantine gyros/kebab places will give you garlic sauce which is basically aioli, maybe it was that? I blame French colonial presence.

― voodoo rage (suzy), Tuesday, October 6, 2015 1:52 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok, I just went and checked out the restaurant's webpage and learned it was founded by Afghan immigrants whose white sauce also relies heavily on the mayo. Still not what I expect from a gyro though.

The ILX War on Mayo, much like the War on Drugs or the War on Terror, appears to me to be both endless and unwinnable.

THIS MANY POSTS WITH NO MENTION OF DUKE'S ???????

I was mayoambivalent until I tried Duke's and now I put that shit on way too much stuff

Yeah, I thought I was brand-loyal to Best/Hellmann's to the death but Duke's is great.

had some hoison mayo for lunch. it was good. mayo is good.

it was also called hoisin mayo

Mayo on a poultry sandwich is good.

Mayo-based "salads" are horrifying unless they are tuna salad or the salad has a shit-ton of curry powder in it

Mayo-based potato salad is like eating Rainbow Brite's stale vomit

Mayo on a hamburger is like eating a cow sneeze

― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, September 23, 2012 3:32 PM (3 years ago)

this post is like a miniature guide to life

ban mayo
ban guns
ban strollers/prams/poussettes/whatever you call them
ban smoking
ban cars

in that order
vote for Euler

If you get chilli in a pub in the uk you'll pretty much never see sour cream, but you'll get mayo. All the time.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, September 23, 2012 4:54 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm amazed that the British people itt let this slide, this is completely untrue

mayonnaise with chili is a) horrible and b) not something I have ever encountered at a British establishment, because it is horrible and would be met with horror by all

you can't redeem your countrymen, wins, it's too late. we already have been clued into your chili/mayo-loving ways.

in retrospect, getting haha "chilli" in a pub in the uk seems like anyone's first mistake

when this conversation first occurred, I asked about it on Facebook; the British response followed the general pattern of "ugh gross, no we don't do that" followed quickly by "WHO TOLD YOU WE DO THIS????"

~reliable sources~ man

pretty sure they're lying as they drape a napkin over their eyes and take a spoonful of mayo-laced chilli

in retrospect, getting haha "chilli" in a pub in the uk seems like anyone's first mistake

Pretty much otm, but you see it a lot. Always, always with sour cream and not mayo, tho. And there is a superfluous l but that isn't actually notable

sorry to report there's indisputable evidence online of uk proclivity for mayo accompaniment to e.g.
fried calamari, tempura
why :(

That I can confirm

British people are dreadful, I'm certainly not denying that

ctrl-f elote.

???

and it's delicious

mayo aioli is a common accompaniment to calamari here in these US

iirc not in my experience (luckily)
ofc usians are awful too

excuse me but there are several ways to enjoy an elote. one involves a hot sauce, like Valentina or Tamazula, and lemon -- slater the elote in sauce, squeeze lemon, terrific. another involves simple pico de gallo: less spectacular than hot-sauce-and-lemon, but still nice.

it's true there is that third way where you put mayonnaise on it and then throw it into the garbage, but I've never understood the appeal of this option except as a gesture that doesn't really satisfy.

lol

I'm into the third way if you do it in front of a mayo person in the hope that they'll learn

fourth option is you call the mayo "aioli" and charge $1 more

pretty sure they're lying as they drape a napkin over their eyes and take a spoonful of mayo-laced chilli
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I'm gonna do a mayo-chili dinner party; I will report back how many punches to the face I receive