I spose if the service was good and the body was still warm by the time they brought it out I'd go to maybe 20%
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:38 (ten years ago) link
gratuitous humour imo
― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:39 (ten years ago) link
I think i m on record as a giggler at funerals, the closer to the front the more likely
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:42 (ten years ago) link
oh hey my phone autocorrects gigolo
ShitstormShit onShitting on
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
What about shitshow? I use it a lot.
― Jeff, Friday, 20 June 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link
i like shitshow a lot
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link
I use shit fit a lot
― just1n3, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, I use shitshow too. I don't have to be fair here. Just those three really bug me.
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link
Are we sliding down some part of a shitty rope!?!?
― doctrine the house (electricsound), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link
quick win
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
not crazy about "when the shit hits the fan" but i can't say i hate it.
also i really like when folks say "horseshit" instead of "bullshit"
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
"low-hanging fruit" jesus christ how many times do high-level supervisors really need to say this? liked it the first few times but think of other words, please.
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link
managing the orchard was a tough job
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
at this point that one really only makes me think of balls.
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link
how do we feel about "up shit creek"?
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
"shits and giggles" really annoys me for some reason
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link
How do you feel about "shiggles"?
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
much better, thx for abbreviation!
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
dislike shits and grins, but then i think that's mostly down to hating the word "grin" idk why.
― 52 hertz so good (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
would prefer "shits while giggling" or "shittin' and grinnin'"
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link
hate shits and giggles
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link
how about "shoot the shit?"
a horrific replacement for clay pigeons
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 20 June 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
these are shit
― Wii u mario me? (wins), Friday, 20 June 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
"Britehses" makes me feel genuinely embarrassed
― online hardman, Friday, 20 June 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link
Your search - "Britehses" - did not match any documents.
― kinder, Friday, 20 June 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LECJm05.png
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 20 June 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
Must've been on the britishes google :(
― kinder, Friday, 20 June 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
really hate when middle-class/affluent people refer to things as "ghetto" as an adjective. search "ghetto" on yelp if you want to despair for humankind.
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
i live in a pretty nice neighborhood and someone called my local chinese restaurant "ghetto" just because it's a mom & pop in a strip mall rather than some monolithic pf chang with ridiculous statues out front.
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
hipper middle class white people say "ratchet" now
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
Ugh.
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 June 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
"play nice in the sandbox"
― heavy on their trademark ballads (Eazy), Friday, 20 June 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link
it has fallen out of favor lately but when people were saying "above my/your pay grade" i would vomit blood everywhere
― rap is afraid of me (rip van wanko), Friday, 20 June 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link
really? I say that all the time.
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link
lol almost immediately after i started hearing that word it came up in a class i was teaching as an example of a word whose meaning is hard to explain and the white students were like 'uhhh ppl say that?' and all the students of color said 'but i think ratchet is over now'
― j., Friday, 20 June 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link
https://www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=d7SkU5ajJ-jR8gfr_4H4CA&gws_rd=ssl#q=%22above+my+gay+parade%22
― Wii u mario me? (wins), Friday, 20 June 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link
"Money doesn't buy happiness"
Seriously fuck anyone that says this. Yes it does
― Dreamland, Saturday, 21 June 2014 11:58 (nine years ago) link
it doesn't hurt either way, certainly
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 June 2014 12:01 (nine years ago) link
it is also very good for the economy
― Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 June 2014 12:48 (nine years ago) link
If money can buy happiness, then why can't I order some from Amazon?
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 June 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
no happiness, no love, wtf money what CAN you buy ffs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 June 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
"Stay classy".
You first, jerk!
― cheese is never wrong (doo dah), Thursday, 26 June 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link
It doesn't buy happiness, but it sure does ease the pain.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
"Across the pond" meaning Britain in America
a) It's just grossly cutesy
b) there are other fucking countries across that same fucking "pond", ya know
c) Is the reverse ever used? Is America "across the pond" in Britain? (real question)
― Yoga Knives (Whitey on the Moon), Friday, 27 June 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
― Dreamland, Saturday, June 21, 2014 7:58 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm. i seem to recall some study that demonstrated that up to like an income of $75,000 or $100,000 it has a large effect on well-being but beyond that there are diminishing returns. i could be pulling this out of my ass though
― marcos, Friday, 27 June 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
actually that threshold could've been higher, like $200,000, not sure though
― marcos, Friday, 27 June 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
The only people who ever say that money doesn't buy happiness are people who have plenty of money to buy things that make them happy.
― carl agatha, Friday, 27 June 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
Like housing, food, running water, clothing. You know. Life's frivolities.