Sorry you're too much of a precious flower to suffer being called that.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Sunday, 15 June 2014 18:32 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/4rVjfTH.jpg
― macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:05 (twelve years ago)
its figuring how much to tip the chief mourner that keeps me away from funerals
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:37 (twelve years ago)
I spose if the service was good and the body was still warm by the time they brought it out I'd go to maybe 20%
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:38 (twelve years ago)
gratuitous humour imo
― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:39 (twelve years ago)
I think i m on record as a giggler at funerals, the closer to the front the more likely
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:42 (twelve years ago)
oh hey my phone autocorrects gigolo
ShitstormShit onShitting on
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 14:35 (eleven years ago)
What about shitshow? I use it a lot.
― Jeff, Friday, 20 June 2014 14:58 (eleven years ago)
i like shitshow a lot
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 14:59 (eleven years ago)
I use shit fit a lot
― just1n3, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, I use shitshow too. I don't have to be fair here. Just those three really bug me.
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)
Are we sliding down some part of a shitty rope!?!?
― doctrine the house (electricsound), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)
quick win
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)
not crazy about "when the shit hits the fan" but i can't say i hate it.
also i really like when folks say "horseshit" instead of "bullshit"
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)
"low-hanging fruit" jesus christ how many times do high-level supervisors really need to say this? liked it the first few times but think of other words, please.
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)
managing the orchard was a tough job
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)
at this point that one really only makes me think of balls.
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:31 (eleven years ago)
how do we feel about "up shit creek"?
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:35 (eleven years ago)
"shits and giggles" really annoys me for some reason
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:38 (eleven years ago)
How do you feel about "shiggles"?
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)
much better, thx for abbreviation!
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)
dislike shits and grins, but then i think that's mostly down to hating the word "grin" idk why.
― 52 hertz so good (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)
would prefer "shits while giggling" or "shittin' and grinnin'"
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)
hate shits and giggles
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)
how about "shoot the shit?"
a horrific replacement for clay pigeons
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 20 June 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
these are shit
― Wii u mario me? (wins), Friday, 20 June 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
"Britehses" makes me feel genuinely embarrassed
― online hardman, Friday, 20 June 2014 16:50 (eleven years ago)
Your search - "Britehses" - did not match any documents.
― kinder, Friday, 20 June 2014 16:52 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/LECJm05.png
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 20 June 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)
Must've been on the britishes google :(
― kinder, Friday, 20 June 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)
really hate when middle-class/affluent people refer to things as "ghetto" as an adjective. search "ghetto" on yelp if you want to despair for humankind.
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)
i live in a pretty nice neighborhood and someone called my local chinese restaurant "ghetto" just because it's a mom & pop in a strip mall rather than some monolithic pf chang with ridiculous statues out front.
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)
hipper middle class white people say "ratchet" now
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)
Ugh.
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 June 2014 20:08 (eleven years ago)
"play nice in the sandbox"
― heavy on their trademark ballads (Eazy), Friday, 20 June 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)
it has fallen out of favor lately but when people were saying "above my/your pay grade" i would vomit blood everywhere
― rap is afraid of me (rip van wanko), Friday, 20 June 2014 20:26 (eleven years ago)
really? I say that all the time.
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)
lol almost immediately after i started hearing that word it came up in a class i was teaching as an example of a word whose meaning is hard to explain and the white students were like 'uhhh ppl say that?' and all the students of color said 'but i think ratchet is over now'
― j., Friday, 20 June 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)
https://www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=d7SkU5ajJ-jR8gfr_4H4CA&gws_rd=ssl#q=%22above+my+gay+parade%22
― Wii u mario me? (wins), Friday, 20 June 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)
"Money doesn't buy happiness"
Seriously fuck anyone that says this. Yes it does
― Dreamland, Saturday, 21 June 2014 11:58 (eleven years ago)
it doesn't hurt either way, certainly
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 June 2014 12:01 (eleven years ago)
it is also very good for the economy
― Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 June 2014 12:48 (eleven years ago)
If money can buy happiness, then why can't I order some from Amazon?
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 June 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)
no happiness, no love, wtf money what CAN you buy ffs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 June 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)
"Stay classy".
You first, jerk!
― cheese is never wrong (doo dah), Thursday, 26 June 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)
It doesn't buy happiness, but it sure does ease the pain.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)
"Across the pond" meaning Britain in America
a) It's just grossly cutesy
b) there are other fucking countries across that same fucking "pond", ya know
c) Is the reverse ever used? Is America "across the pond" in Britain? (real question)
― Yoga Knives (Whitey on the Moon), Friday, 27 June 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)
― Dreamland, Saturday, June 21, 2014 7:58 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm. i seem to recall some study that demonstrated that up to like an income of $75,000 or $100,000 it has a large effect on well-being but beyond that there are diminishing returns. i could be pulling this out of my ass though
― marcos, Friday, 27 June 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)