oh shit, a stick figure comic that I forgot to add to my "worst comics" list. (you're going to post those too, right forks?)
― Dan I., Friday, 13 June 2014 16:43 (twelve years ago)
at some point
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 June 2014 16:46 (twelve years ago)
That last Dudley Watkins strip is The Broons, not Oor Wullie.
Am I really the only person that voted for it?
― Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Friday, 13 June 2014 17:28 (twelve years ago)
I think I voted for the Broons but not Oor Wullie - in both cases it's really only the post-war Watkins stuff I like
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 13 June 2014 17:31 (twelve years ago)
Actually, I might have done that too now I think about it.
― Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Friday, 13 June 2014 17:33 (twelve years ago)
i don't think i voted for nedroid but i find it super enjoyable
― Mordy, Friday, 13 June 2014 18:23 (twelve years ago)
I liked my life better 20 minutes ago when I didn't know that John Campbell had ever existed.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 13 June 2014 19:15 (twelve years ago)
I really like the art on Mutts. It would be so much better if the guy who draws it would work with a writer to give it a little more substance than a Hallmark card.
― Dan I., Friday, 13 June 2014 19:42 (twelve years ago)
I forgot to vote (or I'm guessing even nominate) a strip that thus will likely not appear here. RIP, Wildwood.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 13 June 2014 19:42 (twelve years ago)
xp -- otm. I quit reading Mutts a few years ago. I didn't want it to charm me, I wanted it to be funny.
― no matter how crabby of a mood I’m in because of the New World Order (WilliamC), Friday, 13 June 2014 19:57 (twelve years ago)
I think the strips with the crab are pretty funny. I wish it was just about the crab.
― cwkiii, Friday, 13 June 2014 20:06 (twelve years ago)
oh cool, didn't realize this was happening. thanks for taking the reins, forks.
― some dude, Friday, 13 June 2014 20:27 (twelve years ago)
hey J.D. and DJP - your ballots look like they're meant to be in order; am I assuming correctly?
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Monday, 16 June 2014 03:27 (twelve years ago)
I have no recollection of my ballot so I will say "yes"
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 16 June 2014 13:34 (twelve years ago)
had to look mine up -- yes it is.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 16 June 2014 16:42 (twelve years ago)
ta dudes.
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Monday, 16 June 2014 16:52 (twelve years ago)
i think i voted in this poll? was it polled a long time ago? idk
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Monday, 16 June 2014 17:05 (twelve years ago)
you did
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Monday, 16 June 2014 17:08 (twelve years ago)
haha cool! thanks
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Monday, 16 June 2014 17:09 (twelve years ago)
http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif BREAKING http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif BREAKING http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif
Your diligent ordering of ballots has now been taken into account and the ILX COMIC STRIPS AND SHORT WEBCOMICS AND SOME OTHER THINGS POLL will imminently resume. We start just outside the top 100, due to clustering of ties.
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Monday, 23 June 2014 07:08 (twelve years ago)
103: THE ANGRIEST DOG IN THE WORLD by David Lynch (24 points)Lynch fansite
“The dog who is so angry he cannot move. He cannot eat. He cannot sleep. He can just barely growl. Bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor mortis.” Filmmaker / visual artist / composer Lynch’s strip ran with the same four panels and different dialogue weekly in the LA Reader, New York Press and other alt-weeklies from 1983 to 1992, and was later revived on davidlynch.com
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Monday, 23 June 2014 08:17 (twelve years ago)
did the thread just start over?
― pplains, Monday, 23 June 2014 14:02 (twelve years ago)
Sic is driving from here on in; I don't believe we're starting over
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 June 2014 15:08 (twelve years ago)
Think this is now the tally of all strips that got more than one vote. The single votes were "honorable placers" or something.
I didn't get around to voting (unless my memory is *really* bad), but probably would've tossed off a vote for the Angriest Dog in the World. Real comics fans should probably be glad I didn't vote, as most of my choices would've been webcomics. Not the super shitty stick figure webcomics (though actually I think stick figures *can* work, sometimes), but still webcomics.
― emil.y, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:09 (twelve years ago)
It's a soft reboot.
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Monday, 23 June 2014 15:43 (twelve years ago)
The ILX Comic Strip Poll Results NOW!
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:34 (twelve years ago)
sic, would it be possible to also tell us how many people voted for each strip? also, the names of everyone who voted for bloom county. thanks
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Monday, 23 June 2014 17:37 (twelve years ago)
Can we get a breakdown of left-handed vs right-handed voters?
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 23 June 2014 17:38 (twelve years ago)
=102: SLUGGY FREELANCE by Pete Abrams (25 points) Sluggy.com
One of the first successful, and probably the longest successful, native web strip. Has evolved from daily gags to long arcs, but still uses something like Comic Sans for lettering.
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Monday, 23 June 2014 23:47 (twelve years ago)
how many votes did that get?
― Mordy, Monday, 23 June 2014 23:55 (twelve years ago)
(obv i'm stoned bc i just realized i could check myself nm) it looks kinda terrible tho esp that second example
that is atrocious
― polyphonic, Monday, 23 June 2014 23:56 (twelve years ago)
1 vote for Sluggy Freelance. Obv the voter is welcome to provide better examples than I found!
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)
(sorry, I didn't tally number of votes when I ran the numbers. Happy to check on specific examples, and forks and Mordy feel free to answer if I'm away for timezone reasons!)
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)
or as long as I remember I'll include them
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 00:30 (eleven years ago)
=102: SCARY GARY by Mark Buford (25 points, 1 vote)Universal
Cold, staring eyes mesmerize their victim's attention as sharp teeth nuzzle into the necks of the surprised captive. The warm blood eases the vampire's hunger pangs and desire for life.. . But after a while, a vampire gets older and wants to quit working. That's where Mark Buford steps in. The creator of "Scary Gary" gives fans an inside view on the life of a 700-year-old retired vampire and his evil but very funny friends. (TheCartoonists.ca)
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 00:31 (eleven years ago)
Let’s try some others.http://www.thecartoonists.ca/images/MarkBuford1.jpghttps://thedailyfunnies.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/11-10-10-scary-gary.png
And a couple of links to different ones just in case:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9kqk7YrbOBc/SlJ1TqC5SQI/AAAAAAAAA8c/WQvU9QjWe4c/s400/sunday+1.gifhttp://gocomics.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5f3053ef019aff6d6159970b-800wi
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)
lol ok that's pretty charming. it reminds me a little of joann sfar's vampire in love (tho cruder + more comic strippy)
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)
Assuming that CTRL + ALT + DEL will be Top 40 material.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)
yeah, Scary Gary is the first one I've found so far that I'd never heard of, but thought I'd enjoy finding in a newspaper, if I read a newspaper
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)
i continue to read the comics page of the newspaper at the same place i read them as a child - my parent's kitchen table. they're the only ppl i know who sub to a newspaper!
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:00 (eleven years ago)
Wrapping up the outside-the-top-100:
=102: Dry Bones by Yaakov Kirschen (25 points)(already posted)
=102: The Magic Whistle by Sam Henderson (25 points)(already posted)
One vote each, obv. Angriest Dog In The World got 4.
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)
I cant remember if I can voted in this but angriest dog and magic whistle showing up make me think that I did.
Fuck hat!
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)
I guess I was the Scary Gary voter? It's on my ballot anyway, down at #16. It's still one of my daily reads. (I follow a couple dozen strips with my morning coffee on my pixelated newspaper.)
― WilliamC, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)
Pluggers better get like 90 votes because if it doesn't, this one's coming out any time someone starts talking some shit.
http://comixtalk.com/images/jun2007/sluggy3.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)
There were 19 voters.
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)
One of whom was Shakey.
Sploosh
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)
Just found the worst awful my eyes my eyes Pluggers On The Beach panel during a smart-aleck Google Image Search, so I'll just shutthefuckup now.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)
I know I nominated Dry Bones but I don't think I voted, so somebody else threw it a vote?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)