My first thought was also "how long can they possibly keep this funny?" But I guess they can always just shift the content in response to the ever-shifting nature and prevalent of clickbait.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 June 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)
sorry that was supposed to say "nature and prevailing style"
fans of this site should also participate in my "from around the web" thread which I put on 77 for no good reason
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 June 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
cant click it if u dont link it
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 13 June 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)
http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=93805
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 June 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)
this is pretty much the trump cardhttp://www.clickhole.com/video/what-adorable-little-girl-says-will-melt-your-hear-286
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 June 2014 17:25 (eleven years ago)
Nah this is
http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-grew-calvin-hobbes-you-need-watch-right-now-318
― 龜, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:27 (eleven years ago)
yyyyyyyyyyyeah no
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)
I have never in my entire life wished I could un-see something as much as I wish I could un-see that.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)
this is the greatest website in the universe
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)
I concur.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)
Damn
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)
i am queasy now
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)
irl guffaws
― macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)
it seriously is the most genius website on earth since they can game the click economy in any way they feel AND not be held ethically accountable for any piece of sponsored content they do. it's a license to print money
― macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:02 (eleven years ago)
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, June 17, 2014 1:30 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
You do use the internet, don't you?
― Evan, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:03 (eleven years ago)
oh god poor calvin and hobbes
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)
Fav so far: http://www.clickhole.com/article/16-incredible-gifs-we-would-make-if-we-knew-how-296
― Evan, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)
The one about Lebron is great.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/lebron-james-should-not-have-go-jail-losing-nba-fi-309
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/stanley-tuccis-racist-tirade-our-take-if-it-ever-h-314lmao
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)
xp the random pull quote repeating something from something 2 lines up is a nice touch
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)
cross last something
we should start a dedicated clickhole thread
― macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)
6. A skeleton does a crazy dance, but then the GIF stops and asks the user to enter his or her credit card information to see more fun skeleton dancingDoesn’t really matter what the dance is, as long as the skeleton looks funny.
Doesn’t really matter what the dance is, as long as the skeleton looks funny.
post animated gifs of dancing skeletons
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)
clickhole has its moments but i'm not getting how "hey everybody, look how ironic it is that this is what it is, do you get it, i get it" can survive past the initial first week or two
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)
onion coasted on that for 25 years bruh
― macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)
i didn't think non-satire clickbait would last either but here we are
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:35 (eleven years ago)
^^
― 龜, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)
A friend of mine pointed out that 90% of Onion articles are just truth in the format of news.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)
http://matablog.matadorrecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/harvey_head_big.jpg
― macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)
most news is like that too iirc
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sonny-corleone-would-still-be-alive-today-if-he-ha,36297
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)
10. Not sure how we’d do this or what would be in it, but the idea is that the first time you view the GIF, it’s not funny at all and is very confusing. None of the pieces seem to fit together. You can’t discern the whole image. But the second time you view it, it becomes very funny. Your laughter is sudden, irrepressible and hard to explain. You feel liberated and even cruel. The third time, however—and for reasons just as obscure to you—the GIF makes you terribly sad. During the third iteration, you desperately want to cry, but you feel that doing so would ruin something fleeting.
Again, we don’t know what’s in this GIF, but it’d repeat every 4 or 5 seconds. Blue background.
total karl malone vibes
― schlump, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 23:48 (eleven years ago)
Haha yes I was just coming here to say the same about that :)
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)
12. Stephen Hawking dunking a basketball from the free throw line, then pumping his fist
NOTE: Should be clear in the GIF that we’re NOT making fun of Stephen Hawking. If anything, we are on his side, laughing with him.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)
gtfo
― sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:27 (eleven years ago)
i'm late on this but that clavin and hobbes video, whoo boy
― Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:33 (eleven years ago)
calvin and hobbes. clavin and hobbes would be something else altogether.
― Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:34 (eleven years ago)
now imagining a version of that video with norm fucking cliff
You say that as if we probably can't Google one up right now.
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)
whats even funnier abt the calvin and hobbes video is how it spits out when shared on facebook:
http://i.imgur.com/ZgcvUBD.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)
ha! pvmic
― Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)
I made a thread Bait My Clickhole
― 龜, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)
OK lolhttp://www.clickhole.com/quiz/aerosmith-angry-you-328
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 20 June 2014 11:26 (eleven years ago)
Trayce you're not baiting my clickhole
― 龜, Friday, 20 June 2014 11:31 (eleven years ago)
and now for an awesome non-clickhole slideshow:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/names-for-william-h-macy-around-the-world,36336/
― Darin, Monday, 23 June 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)
A Croatian friend explained to me that Kevin Costner is Croatian for "your mother's chiropractor."
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)
That may be the single greater fact I know.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)