Clusterfuck Summary Corner

is punching up a dick equally as heinous as punching down a dick.

they're both obstacles

I love the idea of dudes going in there, looking for a clusterfuck, and find us all avidly discussing the wearing of capes and Macklemore/Robespierre slash fiction.
― you go PUNCHING yourself in... THE DICK! (Branwell with an N), Friday, June 13, 2014 7:42 AM (1 hour ago)

lol

I'm punchin down a dick
That often would come too quick

Now have "punching down a dick" in my brain to the tune of "bringing in the sheaves."

This sounds like cock and/or roll

I've got "now I'm punchin down a dick" to the tune of "runnin down a dream"

I guess that's what Neanderthal was going for

Everybody was up-dick punching
*SQUISH*

burning down the house here

this dick was really sagging until we brought mordy in to punch it up.

fuck punching a dick

words to live by

fuckpunching a dick

If you do an ilx search for dickpunch almost all the posts are by vegemitegrrrl

u guys are being so mean to mordy making all these dick punching jokes

xp well tbf

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/kangaroo-boxing-marsupial-fight-punch-hurt-150.jpg

hey guys i'd like you to stop using my real name okay? just use my dn.

joekz, plz continue.

sigh

http://images.sussexpublishers.netdna-cdn.com/article-inline-half/blogs/103195/2013/04/122303-120742.jpg

mordy pls stop shouting

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130327131959/peanuts/images/9/9e/A-Charlie-Brown-Thanksgiving-peanuts-26551860-1067-800.jpg

your arms are too short to dickpunch with Linus

^ wow

I really need someone to explain the lg/nakh dynamic in the social class thread, I really don't understand what's happening. Is it because I'm merely upper-middle class, or because I'm american?

they're speaking gibberish afaik

it's not a clusterfuck, is the main thing. crut otm yeah just ignore mebbe idk

then what is it?
just curious

however not curious enough to become embroiled so if the answer is very complicated or requires me to engage in some kind of elaborate verbal charade, pretend i never asked!

it's quite an intense & terminology-loaded discussion focused on some fairly complex & sensitive sociocultural issues, so it's by necessity quite dense

imo it is a good thread but then i've posted so much to it i probably have to say that

sounds awesome

grady does not approve

http://i.imgur.com/adtIOHq.gif

will boldly and without judgement suggest that perhaps imago and nakh are being a little more dense than necessity dictates

just ITT like

which posts are ppl not getting?

both of the threads nakhchivan started this week have turned out v well imo

wow, ILX really loves this nackchivan guy, i thought this board was better quality. what's his schtick, taking people down with cheap shots? gibbering on in cake-batter heavy prose about boring ideas that were said better a hundred years ago?

only thing i can think of is that people are easily seduced by power. side with the guy who takes power by bringing people down, who then props himself up with an aura of intelligence that doesn't seem to have any substance to it. personally i think the dude brings the quality of this board down, but i'm only one person.

of course who the hell am i to talk.

otm tho

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tjACMZtuqGA/UzQ9r0aNFuI/AAAAAAAAAac/Ew8azcXpNeU/s1600/Emperor%27s+new+clothes.png

http://teachersnetwork.org/EnglishLanguageLearners/uploads/speaktruthpower_Julie.jpg

https://youngfoundations.org/content/archives/00012560_ThisGreatWarriorDavid/david-goliath.jpg

nakh is one of my favorite posters. but spectrum, i also think you're a good poster so i'm surprised that his shtick is so alienating to you. yes, there's some obscurantism going on - but he has eclectic interests and posts on provocative subjects. what more could one ask for in a poster? even his occasional rudeness seems more like a punk rock flip-off than any actual hostile sentiment. have you read ilafl? i think he played the pivotal role in establishing a beloved-to-me aesthetics of posting. like, look at his two most recent threads (on class + violence) and tell me that ilx isn't more interesting for having them.

should've gone to specsavers

exactly what i'm talking about darraghmac. he creates easy targets people can rally behind. i understand why that's appealing, it's just not my thing.

does he though? maybe i'm not reading the right threads...

it's right in front of your eyes.

idgi that he 'creates' targets

nakhs a great poster with a vicious/callous streak bytimes but yeah ten or 15 more like him wouldn't go amiss impo and its not like I've not been bitten when he's cranky

he should lay off how's life and Klata tho