we need to help people put food on their families
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 June 2014 11:29 (twelve years ago)
I wish people wouldn't use the term "special snowflake" derisively. it upsets me.
― macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Sunday, 15 June 2014 18:21 (twelve years ago)
Sorry you're too much of a precious flower to suffer being called that.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Sunday, 15 June 2014 18:32 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/4rVjfTH.jpg
― macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:05 (twelve years ago)
its figuring how much to tip the chief mourner that keeps me away from funerals
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:37 (twelve years ago)
I spose if the service was good and the body was still warm by the time they brought it out I'd go to maybe 20%
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:38 (twelve years ago)
gratuitous humour imo
― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:39 (twelve years ago)
I think i m on record as a giggler at funerals, the closer to the front the more likely
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:42 (twelve years ago)
oh hey my phone autocorrects gigolo
ShitstormShit onShitting on
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 14:35 (twelve years ago)
What about shitshow? I use it a lot.
― Jeff, Friday, 20 June 2014 14:58 (twelve years ago)
i like shitshow a lot
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 14:59 (twelve years ago)
I use shit fit a lot
― just1n3, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:01 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, I use shitshow too. I don't have to be fair here. Just those three really bug me.
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:02 (twelve years ago)
Are we sliding down some part of a shitty rope!?!?
― doctrine the house (electricsound), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:02 (twelve years ago)
quick win
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:25 (twelve years ago)
not crazy about "when the shit hits the fan" but i can't say i hate it.
also i really like when folks say "horseshit" instead of "bullshit"
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:27 (twelve years ago)
"low-hanging fruit" jesus christ how many times do high-level supervisors really need to say this? liked it the first few times but think of other words, please.
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:28 (twelve years ago)
managing the orchard was a tough job
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:29 (twelve years ago)
at this point that one really only makes me think of balls.
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:31 (twelve years ago)
how do we feel about "up shit creek"?
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:35 (twelve years ago)
"shits and giggles" really annoys me for some reason
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:38 (twelve years ago)
How do you feel about "shiggles"?
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:43 (twelve years ago)
much better, thx for abbreviation!
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:44 (twelve years ago)
dislike shits and grins, but then i think that's mostly down to hating the word "grin" idk why.
― 52 hertz so good (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:46 (twelve years ago)
would prefer "shits while giggling" or "shittin' and grinnin'"
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 20 June 2014 15:52 (twelve years ago)
hate shits and giggles
― marcos, Friday, 20 June 2014 15:56 (twelve years ago)
how about "shoot the shit?"
a horrific replacement for clay pigeons
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 20 June 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)
these are shit
― Wii u mario me? (wins), Friday, 20 June 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)
"Britehses" makes me feel genuinely embarrassed
― online hardman, Friday, 20 June 2014 16:50 (twelve years ago)
Your search - "Britehses" - did not match any documents.
― kinder, Friday, 20 June 2014 16:52 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/LECJm05.png
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 20 June 2014 18:17 (twelve years ago)
Must've been on the britishes google :(
― kinder, Friday, 20 June 2014 19:33 (twelve years ago)
really hate when middle-class/affluent people refer to things as "ghetto" as an adjective. search "ghetto" on yelp if you want to despair for humankind.
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:34 (twelve years ago)
i live in a pretty nice neighborhood and someone called my local chinese restaurant "ghetto" just because it's a mom & pop in a strip mall rather than some monolithic pf chang with ridiculous statues out front.
― Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:40 (twelve years ago)
hipper middle class white people say "ratchet" now
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:40 (twelve years ago)
Ugh.
― carl agatha, Friday, 20 June 2014 20:08 (twelve years ago)
"play nice in the sandbox"
― heavy on their trademark ballads (Eazy), Friday, 20 June 2014 20:24 (twelve years ago)
it has fallen out of favor lately but when people were saying "above my/your pay grade" i would vomit blood everywhere
― rap is afraid of me (rip van wanko), Friday, 20 June 2014 20:26 (twelve years ago)
really? I say that all the time.
― how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 22:21 (twelve years ago)
lol almost immediately after i started hearing that word it came up in a class i was teaching as an example of a word whose meaning is hard to explain and the white students were like 'uhhh ppl say that?' and all the students of color said 'but i think ratchet is over now'
― j., Friday, 20 June 2014 22:23 (twelve years ago)
https://www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=d7SkU5ajJ-jR8gfr_4H4CA&gws_rd=ssl#q=%22above+my+gay+parade%22
― Wii u mario me? (wins), Friday, 20 June 2014 22:24 (twelve years ago)
"Money doesn't buy happiness"
Seriously fuck anyone that says this. Yes it does
― Dreamland, Saturday, 21 June 2014 11:58 (twelve years ago)
it doesn't hurt either way, certainly
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 June 2014 12:01 (twelve years ago)
it is also very good for the economy
― Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 June 2014 12:48 (twelve years ago)
If money can buy happiness, then why can't I order some from Amazon?
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 June 2014 18:08 (twelve years ago)
no happiness, no love, wtf money what CAN you buy ffs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 June 2014 18:44 (twelve years ago)
"Stay classy".
You first, jerk!
― cheese is never wrong (doo dah), Thursday, 26 June 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)
It doesn't buy happiness, but it sure does ease the pain.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)