mayo: the devil's condiment

mayo has always been gross to me but i find vegan mayo to be really good

i meet a fair number of people who feel the same way, even if they are not vegan. i'm not vegan but i happily use some vegan mayo on my sandwiches

soy milky oil

I think mayo is fine but rly mayo in jars and homemade mayo/aioli/other colloids of egg and oil are just qualitatively different products, the latter being a truly sublime food perfect for dipping french fries into.

basically I already posted that sentiment upthread so

soy milky oil

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Hola, milky oil!

hola, nickn. me llaman 'milky oil' porque mi aceite es lechosa.

tienes chicle en la boca, nickn? a la basura, por favor.

Porque? Me gusta el chicle!

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the question that had to be asked

(n.b. my thread derails are intended as an act of resistance against the white power that 65 of you represent)

Don't know if it got mentioned up-thread, but obv. the exclusion of Miracle Whip in the poll is a travesty.

true. mayo tastes pretty damn good on a miracle whip sandwich.

But re: mayo, what the hell else do you suggest to stick the lettuce to the top bun of your burger/sandwich?

― show me new tweets (suzy), Wednesday, June 11, 2014 11:04 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

4 days and i'm still having trouble with this sentence

there are literally a hundred billion condiments you can put on a burger/sandwich that don't taste like someone pooped it out their butt

where the fuck am i waht planet is this why

why do you need lettuce on your sandwich anyway? go eat a salad if you want roughage.

a burger with mayo, some crisp lettuce, and a fresh tomato is the best

blta with mayo as well

IT IS THE DEVIL

mayo is devilishly refreshing

Mayo instead of butter really crisps nicely for grilled cheese sandwiches. Suck it, nerds!

Nice. it is a condiment with great power. I am open to regulating its purchase and use.

otm, ban mayo

yeah don't put mayo on your money for example

GOT MY MIND ON MY MAYO AND MY MAYO ON MY MONEY!

fwiw i also put my mayo on my yayo, so i guess in conclusion one might say mayo is how i roll

mayo is how i roll

connecticut lobster rolls >>>>> maine lobster rolls

you put mayonnaise on your cocaine? that just seems decadent.

"sex, mayo-cut drugs and rock'n'roll" doesn't quite roll off the tongue, does it? but in fact to be properly decadent you're gonna want to add some mayo to pretty much all your drugs. works for me at least.

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I never knew mayo until I tried Japanese mayo.

Damn that stuff is delicious. It actually has a discernible flavour, unlike that horrible North American stuff.

this just in: mayo is still, on balance, terrible

also never forget: A big blob of mayo on the side of a bowl of chilli is amazing.

*retches furiously*

Mayo is good, mayo is the apex of French fry condiments, mayo is my favorite emulsion

that may have been the most contentious thing ever said on ilx

Oh man, I never posted on here about the place in DC that serves gyros with mayonnaise instead of tzatziki? THAT was an unpleasant surprise.

uggghhhh, I like mayo, but that's unforgivable.

Levantine gyros/kebab places will give you garlic sauce which is basically aioli, maybe it was that? I blame French colonial presence.

freshly made mayonnaise is amazing

aioli is so so good

It's so awful having to eat Hellman's when I'm in America. It looks choppy compared to Euromayo.

My favourite aioli pretty much hums with garlic. Protip: add any kind of pesto to good mayonnaise and then use to make a chicken sandwich.

Levantine gyros/kebab places will give you garlic sauce which is basically aioli, maybe it was that? I blame French colonial presence.

― voodoo rage (suzy), Tuesday, October 6, 2015 1:52 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok, I just went and checked out the restaurant's webpage and learned it was founded by Afghan immigrants whose white sauce also relies heavily on the mayo. Still not what I expect from a gyro though.

The ILX War on Mayo, much like the War on Drugs or the War on Terror, appears to me to be both endless and unwinnable.

THIS MANY POSTS WITH NO MENTION OF DUKE'S ???????

I was mayoambivalent until I tried Duke's and now I put that shit on way too much stuff

Yeah, I thought I was brand-loyal to Best/Hellmann's to the death but Duke's is great.

had some hoison mayo for lunch. it was good. mayo is good.

it was also called hoisin mayo