mayo: the devil's condiment

You can't beat a good old Glen Matlock, that is a sarnie that won't fall apart.

never forget the "chilli" mentioned also was apparently not eaten with a spoon

which, I mean, I am cool with eating a good chili con carne with tortilla chips or w/e but chili is by its definition supposed to be stew-ish, soupy thing. even if really thick you can still eat it with a spoon.

I'd suggest tzatziki for those who don't like mayo, especially with lamb/chicken/halloumi.

Ah yes, I made a big batch of that yesterday. We're getting 5-6 cucumbers a day from the garden right now.

I keep going back upthread and reading that entire exchange, so many lols

Lets cover this bacon with maple syrup and put it on a pancake but FUCK NO NOT CHILLI WITH MAYO. <-- endless joy

that entire sentence really misunderstands the north american breakfast tradition

"chilli" still killing me tbh

iirc "chilli" was a member of TLC and not a food, maybe the britishes are just really confused

I mean even my phone is like wtf r u saying lemme autocorrect that 4 u

blood sausage chilli

mate

we should raise the spelling game and start talking about puddding

Chilli Black Pudding

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puddding: how can you have it if you don't eat your meatt?

I'd eat that

Boxty Pancakes with Black/Chilli Pudding, Bacon and Mustard Cream

Ingredients:
4 medium floury potatoes (about 650g/1lb7oz), peeled
100g/4oz plain flour
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
salt
284ml/9½fl oz carton buttermilk
large knob of butter, for frying
bacon
black/chilli pudding
142ml/4¾fl oz tub double cream
1 tbsp grainy mustard
2 tsp lemon juice

Method:
Boil the potatoes for 15-20 minutes, then mash half of them. Grate the rest and put in a colander lined with kitchen paper. Put kitchen paper on top and press to squeeze out as much liquid and starch as possible. Mix the grated potato with the mash, then sift in the flour, bicarbonate of soda and plenty of salt.
Stir in buttermilk to make a soft batter. Heat the butter on a griddle or heavy-based frying pan. Drop in spoonfuls of the batter, large or small, and cook for 2 minutes until golden underneath. Flip and cook for 2 minutes more.
Fry the bacon rashers until crisp. Push to one side of the pan and fry slices of black pudding for 2-3 minutes on each side. In a pan, heat the tub of double cream, grainy mustard, lemon juice and season.
Serve 2-3 boxty pancakes per person topped with bacon, black/chilli pudding and drizzle with mustard cream

that sounds awesome

yeah I just thought the combo of creamy, bacon and blood chillllllllli sausage was funny

also lol @ "large knob of butter" if I understand britishes slang well

mayo has always been gross to me but i find vegan mayo to be really good

i meet a fair number of people who feel the same way, even if they are not vegan. i'm not vegan but i happily use some vegan mayo on my sandwiches

soy milky oil

I think mayo is fine but rly mayo in jars and homemade mayo/aioli/other colloids of egg and oil are just qualitatively different products, the latter being a truly sublime food perfect for dipping french fries into.

basically I already posted that sentiment upthread so

soy milky oil

― Sufjan Grafton

Hola, milky oil!

hola, nickn. me llaman 'milky oil' porque mi aceite es lechosa.

tienes chicle en la boca, nickn? a la basura, por favor.

Porque? Me gusta el chicle!

“Who could resist a black pudding, king prawn and chilli pizza?”

the question that had to be asked

(n.b. my thread derails are intended as an act of resistance against the white power that 65 of you represent)

Don't know if it got mentioned up-thread, but obv. the exclusion of Miracle Whip in the poll is a travesty.

true. mayo tastes pretty damn good on a miracle whip sandwich.

But re: mayo, what the hell else do you suggest to stick the lettuce to the top bun of your burger/sandwich?

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4 days and i'm still having trouble with this sentence

there are literally a hundred billion condiments you can put on a burger/sandwich that don't taste like someone pooped it out their butt

where the fuck am i waht planet is this why

why do you need lettuce on your sandwich anyway? go eat a salad if you want roughage.

a burger with mayo, some crisp lettuce, and a fresh tomato is the best

blta with mayo as well

IT IS THE DEVIL

mayo is devilishly refreshing

Mayo instead of butter really crisps nicely for grilled cheese sandwiches. Suck it, nerds!

Nice. it is a condiment with great power. I am open to regulating its purchase and use.

otm, ban mayo

yeah don't put mayo on your money for example

GOT MY MIND ON MY MAYO AND MY MAYO ON MY MONEY!

fwiw i also put my mayo on my yayo, so i guess in conclusion one might say mayo is how i roll

mayo is how i roll

connecticut lobster rolls >>>>> maine lobster rolls

you put mayonnaise on your cocaine? that just seems decadent.

"sex, mayo-cut drugs and rock'n'roll" doesn't quite roll off the tongue, does it? but in fact to be properly decadent you're gonna want to add some mayo to pretty much all your drugs. works for me at least.

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