OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

also a bunch of stuff about her sleeping with underage boys

skim read it...people take DMs seriously huh

Not even the actual content of the message, just the process of moving from public to private communication

have DMd u.

honestly I can't get past "lauren-saturn-you-mean-vulva"

lauren-saturn-you-mean-vulva-grabs-solitary-caffeine-hit-way-pilates-class.html

hey.. Dmd u

so uh @wettbutt is back with some extremely long autobiographical pastebin backstory that i don't really have the time or inclination to untangle at the moment but linking here in case y'all care

pastebin.com/E73rpsc9

People who thrive on personal drama are repulsive to me.

(I mean wetbutt himself, not you, although surely there are better soap operas out there to watch)

haha i wasn't searching for updates, honest! his account was apparently reactivated and his av popped up in the "followers you follow" dialog for a different user & checked it only because the last i knew the acct was suspended. ive only skimmed that so far but ehh i'm not really compelled to keep up, just keeping the old 'weird twitter' gossip thread rolling fwiw

ironic since deathdrone has a "pastebin" too

"ironic"

" "

ew

man, weird twitter draws blood:

https://twitter.com/a_girl_irl

shit is insane right now

i remember when weird twitter was funny

i don't know why i care about twitter drama, but i do

it used to be about the tweets, man

"a girl irl" viciously goes after people i have never heard of all the time

weird twitter's really not that weird anymore

but it is still twitter which was always the less interesting half of 'weird twitter'

ah, that's what it was about

adios muchacho

http://gawker.com/nsa-spook-turned-twitter-pundit-goes-dark-after-dick-pi-1594848048

lol i was going to ask if vox had written up an explanation yet, thanks.

"My views are much more right wing and I am much more religious than I ever let on,"

http://i.imgur.com/35Wd1iY.png

but you've probably guessed as much, clever girl.

http://i.imgur.com/83qlbNm.jpg

i am much more religious than i ever let on, anyway here's a picture of my dick

maybe he's in a penis cult

a girl irl & bro pair in
http://movieopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/righteous-kill-02.jpg

that's soft btw

socki (s1ocki)
Posted: June 23, 2014 at 8:30:34 PM
"a girl irl" viciously goes after people i have never heard of all the time

its kinda funny kinda lame how she harasses people who have like 120 followers

i mean going after this guy is obviously good work, but it weirds me out, the amount of rage-stamina you need to have to just hound people on twitter all day

ya i have concern for her mental state

that's why I unfollowed Bro Pair, he was exhausting. how much 'righteous' umbrage can one man possess?

you know it never occurred to me that a_girl_irl was actually a girl irl

ya both bro pair and the other one he tag-teams with... mobute? some good stuff, but i dont need all that anger in my face

(also they both post way too much and arent as funny as they think)

i always assumed a_girl_irl was a_guy_irl

didnt she/he read at irl club or rebel girl once can someone confirm gender identity plz

i actually tried to figure it out once but there was just one v dark picture that did seem to be of a irl girl but who knows the real truth

i always assumed it was a guy too but idk

anyone who didn't keep their fyad name or avatar or didn't come from fyad is a mystery to me

dril is a guy named paul, apparently

crazy

i'm surprised no one's internet-detectived his identity by now

i really hope nobody does that

i will never reveal the @dril secret

http://i.imgur.com/3f3DBGf.png

what is the @dril secret xp

wet butt is back and in top form

truly his Get Happy!!

i don't know who @Smel_59 is but its presumably someone who i was following who changed their name and they're going pretty nuts right now