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wes anderson, vibe my ass

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

looooool A+++++++ n/a

they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

wes, anderson-vibe my ass.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Wes Anderson looks like Tilda Swinton.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i mean to get banned

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:51 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

(crackbone actually went next and just wrote 'RAPE', which was quite funny really)

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:57 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 March 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

flavour was def ethan. i just picked up the balls and ran with it

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 4:01 AM (12 hours ago)

one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

The Reverend, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:38 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

are you aimin it raggett

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, June 18, 2004

velko, Sunday, 26 April 2009 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, sorry, Abbott already covered the baby/penis thing

― nabisco, Monday, April 27, 2009 6:01 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i fuck w/ Dookie

― Briney Deep Coralgarden (some dude), Monday, May 11, 2009 7:43 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 11 May 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

raggett smash

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, November 16, 2003 9:10 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

autobahn mi (The Reverend), Sunday, 17 May 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I like messes, if they're sincere.

― BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Monday, May 18, 2009 8:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

"some fucking dumb indie reason you refuse to admit" (Bimble), Monday, 18 May 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

҉ backwards is difficult

― AJ Styles, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 5:33 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh didn't work

― AJ Styles, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 5:33 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Actual LOLs at Max's mons.

― Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 4:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I knew that would happen as soon as I realized how wrong it sounded but damn son, you're quick.

Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

^_^

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

still roffling at wes anderson vibe my ass

chickenella fitzgerald (braveclub), Thursday, 4 June 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

butt remote is so good

― cutty, Sunday, June 21, 2009 11:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Fred Durst. Wat heb ik gewonnen? (Matt P), Sunday, 21 June 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

it was only a matter of time before someone said 'no' to passive or otherwise mild facials...and how

― lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:53 (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Milijas now living will never die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

nah, i think that pretty much reads exactly how he meant it.

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link

lj is trying out a tobias funke steez iirc

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL - yes!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/tobias.jpg

ENBB, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I can't believe I almost let Roger Adultery ruin "wifey"

― pon de floor (HI DERE), Monday, August 3, 2009 7:57 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

splash the praying duck (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i vote bush.

― scott seward, Thursday, 13 August 2009 21:12 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(soz, couldn't resist)

Mark G, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

wait she's a goat? baaaaaaaaad idea

― harbl, Friday, 18 September 2009 22:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jesus mighty lord chewy (stevie), Saturday, 19 September 2009 12:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, that's about how it went down in the thread, too.

bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link

i like serious drugs

― Young Scott Young (sic), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:14 (3 minutes ago)

bau hau haus (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 05:17 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

But let's be fair. Who DOESN'T hate Arabs nowadays?

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan)

iatee, Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link

no i was gonna say this too but i thought it'd be best to keep gucci off my lips for like, an hour

― k3vin k., Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:46 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

::stuffs fist into mouth::

― Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Friday, November 13, 2009 10:14 AM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 13 November 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

i have the 12" of this & ive only pulled it out but it never works like i expect it to.

― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Wednesday, January 13, 2010 3:00 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

only pulled it out a couple times

― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Wednesday, January 13, 2010 3:01 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

lollllll

nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

the first would have been pretty funny on its own but the second is such a slam-dunk

nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i kinda read the second one as being muttered under his breath too

nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

my buns are so firm, but the asshole is wide open

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, January 15, 2010 1:15 PM (29 minutes ago)

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Friday, 15 January 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah it feels sooooo long, but i still kind of dig it in chunks

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Friday, January 29, 2010 11:32 AM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 29 January 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

big shit poppin

i need to do this more often

― Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:47 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

alf shumway (some dude), Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

you really gotta hear the slurping noises to get the full effect

― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:15 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sicker than your vag (some dude), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

nice, ken. get another inch and we can share a malt.

― homosexual II, Saturday, February 20, 2010 1:55 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 20 February 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I have Black Dynamite out right now, btw.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, February 22, 2010 6:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Joannon HOOM (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

its like some sort of poop olympics in here

― RAYBAN L01US J@gg3r (jjjusten), Friday, February 26, 2010 8:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

not sure if that will actually help, but that was my mum's cure the last time i got bone stuck in my throat

― just1n3,

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link

sounds like u oughta revirginize that bitch

― 69, Friday, 12 March 2010 17:48

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

def. prefer a long noodle to rotinis and little ears and macaronis and whatnot

― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, April 7, 2010 11:15 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

armando white (dyao), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Gag me with a poon.

― Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:56 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hell and the handbaskets (electricsound), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

friends of mine have been running into hermione around town (she's going to brown u)

― (e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:20 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link


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