crappoprasta
― lag∞n, Friday, 6 June 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link
this one always gets me
― riot grillz (contenderizer), Friday, 6 June 2014 02:40 (nine years ago) link
lol @ whiney
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 7 June 2014 02:34 (nine years ago) link
yes the internet has truly eradicated the age-old problem of teenagers having impressionable underdeveloped minds
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 7 June 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
it's been years since i've read any creepypasta, but i still treasure that period of time in 2010 when people started re-writing the most overexposed stories as grim parables from communist russia.
― it's about equality, ladies (reddening), Saturday, 7 June 2014 04:14 (nine years ago) link
i remember being at 6th grade science camp trying to talk a kid out of sneaking out of his cabin in the middle in the night to go out in to the woods and whisper "six six six" (which would mean satan would immediately swallow him in to hell for eternity)
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 7 June 2014 04:44 (nine years ago) link
we talked him out of it
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nevada-tan
― Sébastien, Saturday, 7 June 2014 04:45 (nine years ago) link
http://imgur.com/gallery/Xseur
― 龜, Friday, 4 July 2014 12:48 (nine years ago) link
That's far better than most. A thunderstorm is rolling in and I am sitting by an open window, so a cold breeze actually and factually ran up my neck as I was reading that, which definitely added to the experience.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 4 July 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/29kd1x/my_dead_girlfriend_keeps_messaging_me_on_facebook/
are the people giving advice just playing along with the story?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 4 July 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
Some people will be playing along like it's an ARG, some people are just stupid.
― emil.y, Friday, 4 July 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link
i don't think i've ever posted this one here b4 but it's a fave:http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/NoEnd_House
― Mordy, Friday, 4 July 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
lolhttp://jezebel.com/dead-girlfriends-fb-messages-from-beyond-the-grave-will-1599900589
― some dude, Saturday, 5 July 2014 11:40 (nine years ago) link
even if it's a hoax
IT'S A GHOST STORY.
Like, unless that Jezebel author has gone *deep ARG* I really want to smash something right now.
― emil.y, Saturday, 5 July 2014 11:59 (nine years ago) link
i don't think i've ever posted this one here b4 but it's a fave:http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/NoEnd_House
really? this was a p boring & pointless, maybe creepypasta just isn't for me
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 6 July 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link
that's the urban legend at the heart of the film "Toad Road" which I liked but has never been mentioned here
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 6 July 2014 01:43 (nine years ago) link
this stuff is like, if you like horror but like it best in an environment where people are constantly goin "fake!" or "not scary!"
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 July 2014 02:22 (nine years ago) link
op delivered
― Mordy, Sunday, 6 July 2014 02:29 (nine years ago) link
this was kinda my bible when i was eight; no need to return thohttp://www.verbicidemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/scary-stories-to-tell-in-th.jpg
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 July 2014 05:32 (nine years ago) link
yeah those books were the illest when i was a kid
― some dude, Sunday, 6 July 2014 11:07 (nine years ago) link
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/07/roko_s_basilisk_the_most_terrifying_thought_experiment_of_all_time.html
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 20 July 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link
people that believe in a singularity have been reading too many of Karl Malone's works on polynomial theory
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link
lol @ tech libertarians
― ey, Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
I think the phrase "referendum on autism", although nasty, is not far wrong.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link
seems a bit like Pascal's wager but with a supercomputer.
― ryan, Sunday, 20 July 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
I, for one, welcome our new hypothetical future AI overlord.
― StanM, Sunday, 20 July 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link
that was probably the dumbest article I've ever read. and I've read some dumb ones.
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Sunday, 20 July 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
It's one of the "batshit crazy" wiki's here: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Roko's_basilisk
― StanM, Sunday, 20 July 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
this basilisk is like, "chill out, man"http://www.alsipnursery.com/sites/default/files/pgimg/Green%20Basilisk.jpg
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 July 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
iiuc, the real danger posed by the basilisk is that it might convince ppl to take actions expressing loyalty to this evil AI - not unlike those girls who were doing the bidding of the slender man, obv the threat of the puzzle is what it might convince readers of, not of an actual basilisk. or at least that's why i'm assuming it was censored - it could have a debilitative (and violent producing) effect on ppl who might find it convincing.
― Mordy, Sunday, 20 July 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
things sure did work out for those slender man girls
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 July 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HvyTKLFwrfI/Tp9ZpFYlhKI/AAAAAAAACCU/DdRJumo-tC4/s1600/Basilisk_pic.jpg
― before you die you see the rink (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 20 July 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
people that believe in a singularity have been reading too many of Karl Malone's works on polynomial theory― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, July 20, 2014 5:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, July 20, 2014 5:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a+
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link
http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/slender-man-obsessed-fla-teen-set-fire-home-cops-article-1.1928945
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 12:41 (nine years ago) link
so slender man is the new bloody mary then
― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 September 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
"The 14-year-old, who was reading an ebook about soul eaters after an earlier argument with her mother over household chores, then walked to a nearby park bathroom and went to sleep."
― calstars, Friday, 5 September 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-Your-Fear-of-Slenderman
― 龜, Thursday, 6 November 2014 12:54 (nine years ago) link
picture him as calamari
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 November 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
creepyantipasto
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 November 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
every kid at halloween thought i was slenderman
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 22 November 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
What were you?
― emil.y, Saturday, 22 November 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link
to be fair nobody was gonna recognize the actual costume--the theme in the house was Dali, everyone was a character from a Dali painting or what have you--but the fact that i was universally regarded as slenderman was remarkable. the best was the 8 year old who walked up and said "i met you in the woods once!"
http://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t51.2885-15/10747751_299558246902988_78217561_n.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link
Tweed Man Group
― Banned on the Run (benbbag), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-terrifying-urban-legends-will-keep-you-night-1689
Extended riff on the Simpsons froyo gag
― 龜, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TmwwAzt.png
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 18 January 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/aaeyfWB.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 20 June 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link
the best was the 8 year old who walked up and said "i met you in the woods once!"
creepiest thing on this thread!
― ryan, Saturday, 20 June 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link
yeah i kinda try not to think about it lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
http://aydol.tumblr.com/post/52401175195/guys-help-me-something-really-fucking-weird
― 龜, Sunday, 19 July 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link