New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

You're a dick.

ur a dick

this thread is so unchill

this is starting to remind me of this coworker my friends used to have who was really bad at sarcasm detection and thought I was on his side when I was sarcastic and thought I was ripping on him when I was being genuine

maybe we are all just horrible nerds who care about apple products

my stupid first idea was to see if 10.10 would run on that mac pro that isn't technically supposed to be able to run anything over 10.7 but... I used hacks

so how about that steve jobs? now he was a dick!

yeah it seems like maybe there was something genuinely wrong with him

is this thread about larry shippers

this thread is about slender man

did apple announce a new product named 'larry'? is it shipping this quarter?

in a few seconds this thread is going to be about Larry/Balki 'shippers

I know I eventually got used to the product name 'iPhone' but for some reason the idea of 'iWatch' is still really chafing me

iWatchU

the unWatch

the iWatch belongs on your wrist, where it will not chafe. the idea of iWatch belongs in your heart, where it will not chafe.

the iWatch and the idea of iWatch will both definitely chafe your penis, so don't try it

sorry

iStroker

Pretty mad waterface went and killed this thread with a dick joke

many XPs ago...

If you're already spending the $$$ to join ADC, it's absolutely worth it to buy a used previous generation iOS device specifically for testing code on. I found a mangled jailbroken iPad on eBay that has a cracked screen, but otherwise works fine. The crack makes it annoying to use at length and its nothing I'd want to demo in front of a client but it was dirt cheap and perfect to run betas and broken code on. The Xcode simulator can only go so far.

The type of variables that are constants by default seemed familiar -- what other languages do that?

― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, June 4, 2014 3:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

scala has var vs. val keywords. clojure has, uh, var and let? this all goes back to just sugar for 'const' and 'const correctness' C, though maybe with slightly different semantics.

you of course also have ml's distinction between let bindings and mutable refs, but that's somewhat stronger...

I usually put the betas on my primary phone when they hit v5 or v6 or so. The release notes are a pretty good guide to things that are broken, and if there's a dealbreaker in there avoid. Usually the first one is a disaster, and this one is awful on the phone.

the emoji hijinx in swift reminds me of plan9

http://i.imgur.com/Yl9ccZW.png

http://i.imgur.com/XjMrChs.png

(written by ken thompson, btw)

yeah, I guess I am used to the const battleground and the syntactic sugar seemed nice

oh god, Plan 9... I never used that directly, but played around with the embedded environment that Lucent later released that was inspired by it

brb writing source code emojifier

markers, given the presence of Retina iMac code in yosemite

IYO when do you think a retina imac will be released

retina.... iMac?

:0

finally some lust object action up in this mo

I realized the other day that in my 20s I would buy a new MBP every two years and now I'm still using one from 2010 :/

hey guys.... Aperture 4

haha, just kidding, thought I'd chum the waters a little

stet otm

I realized the other day that in my 20s I would buy a new MBP every two years and now I'm still using one from 2010 :/

― a strange man (mh), Thursday, June 5, 2014 9:54 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same i just turned in my 2010 lappy a few months ago

can't imagine going back to an iMac and being stuck at my desk

i can just never get used to the flatness of laptop keyboards

think of it as a retina display with a free computer in it

whats a good third party hirez display

monitor even

the ones on this list
http://support.apple.com/kb/ht6008

I think the Sharp one is the one Apple sells and it supports 60Hz

cool just buy one for me

uh maybe idk http://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2014/06/05/apple-to-abandon-headphone-jack-suddenly-beats-deal-makes-sense

yeah, idk, I think they'll still have a headphone jack but this is a cool setup for selling high quality itunes audio

removing the jack wld save space but also make people mad i cld see them doing it

im sure theyd make an adaptor

That would be a new low for Apple. So yeah, I could see them doing it.

man this would be so weird and stupid

I've been using bluetooth headphones recently. But wow, my battery drains fast with BT on.

remember the original iPhone headphone jack and how it couldn't accept regular headphones?

I figured out the reason

Headphone jack: 3.5mm in diameter
Lightning connector: 2.46 mm in height

They could make their phones thinner by 1mm