"That's an interesting septum piercing"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 10:06 (twelve years ago)
"...and I'm saying it was a work"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 10:09 (twelve years ago)
yes that is indeed a photo of your mom in a red towel
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 June 2014 10:51 (twelve years ago)
"De la Torre, huh? I think I might have worked with your father."
― Øystein, Monday, 2 June 2014 13:58 (twelve years ago)
"I can really see myself fitting in""Probably that I work too hard"
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:08 (twelve years ago)
I'll take a stab at anything you've got
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:23 (twelve years ago)
"If you think my CV is bad, wait until you see my ass-less trousers!"
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:31 (twelve years ago)
"as you well know, our stock is through the roof"
― mohawk ororoducer (abanana), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:37 (twelve years ago)
"Don't give me a load of bull."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:41 (twelve years ago)
have you considered china
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:35 (twelve years ago)
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, June 2, 2014 2:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
BOOM! THERE IT IS! LOCK THREAD!!!
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:55 (twelve years ago)
"You mad, brahman?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:42 (twelve years ago)
"What's the mata'?"
― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:42 (twelve years ago)
"I'm a lover not a fighter."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 02:00 (twelve years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/here-are-finalists-our-caption-contest-1212
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 17 October 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/11/17/p465/141117_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:53 (eleven years ago)
"someone who gets paid money to draw things thinks that us weird aardvark motherfuckers look like pigs"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:57 (eleven years ago)
''with his kind of money he can buy all of the ants he wants"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:58 (eleven years ago)
"I bet he wishes he could just snuffle it all up with his big nose."
― boner of a lonely horse (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:03 (eleven years ago)
"Jesus Christ, what an asshole."
― boner of a lonely horse (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)
"With that giant stoma on his back I can barely stand to watch him eat."
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:28 (eleven years ago)
"That miserly swine's full of money and still all he eats is slop."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:03 (eleven years ago)
"His ex-wife emptied him out in the divorce"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)
submit that
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)
"They'll let anybody in here these days."
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)
"Can't even call 'em piggie banks now — fucking liberals."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)
Finalists:
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 November 2014 10:40 (eleven years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150323_contest-690.jpg
― …. wow – the power of words ! (Øystein), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:27 (eleven years ago)
"He's agoraphobic"
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:30 (eleven years ago)
"For heaven's sake Ellen, we ALL know why she sings"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:37 (eleven years ago)
'CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:14 (eleven years ago)
"Performance art is dead."
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 04:23 (eleven years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
― …. wow – the power of words ! (Øystein), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:36 (eleven years ago)
"South of the Thames this time of night? You're fucking joking mate, get the fuck out of my cab!"
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:41 (eleven years ago)
"Are you sure this is the quickest way to LaGuardia Airport?"
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:43 (eleven years ago)
"You wouldn't get this kind of service with Uber or Lyft."
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:44 (eleven years ago)
"Jeez, the rates you're charging are astronomical."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 23 March 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)
"It's nice to get a cabbie who speaks English!"
― Josefa, Monday, 23 March 2015 22:48 (eleven years ago)
ok,thats one.
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 00:36 (eleven years ago)
"just let me out everywhere"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:00 (eleven years ago)
"It's not far now, just hang a left at the Moon."
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:46 (eleven years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/150413_contest-690.jpg
― änte flöttar ja te sjöss (Øystein), Monday, 6 April 2015 21:14 (eleven years ago)
"Can you hear me now?"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2015 21:45 (eleven years ago)
"That's the call of the wrecking ball."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 April 2015 22:46 (eleven years ago)
"Well it's not on MY end"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)
OH YEAAHH!
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:39 (eleven years ago)
"Hold on, it's my BALL WAITING"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 22:01 (eleven years ago)
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-08-10/and-the-new-yorker-cartoon-contest-winner-is-a-computer
The magazine’s cartoon editor collaborated with Microsoft researchers on an artificial intelligence project that aims to teach machines what’s funny
― more side eye than a Picasso (snoball), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:19 (ten years ago)
Via The Atlantic, a new contender for universal caption.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 11:58 (ten years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/150928_contest-690.jpg
It doesn't work for this weeks, but .. What does?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:18 (ten years ago)