everybody on ilx complains about reddit

http://i.imgur.com/MqoC6zi.png

that girl in the back looks terrified

is that a guitar hero guitar at bottom left?

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-is-what-happens-when-you-ask-reddit-for-legal-advi-1619404235

But dude got all A's for that semester in law school when his roommate committed suicide.

http://www.reddit.com/r/forsale/comments/2cuxna/lsat_prep_books_over_40_practice_tests_around_8/

hahahahahahahaha

lol

hi im interested in the obsolete used text books. any chance you could add more pencil scratches, rip out some pages, and ship them to me in a box that's on fire

http://www.reddit.com/r/cocaine/comments/2cet2g/little_blow_and_pokemon_to_end_the_night/

gdamn that is a depressing subreddit

otm

it seems to consist mostly of dudes doing coke alone near their computers chatting with each other because they have no one else to chat with.

dire

if you've done a line and the only thing you can think to do is post on reddit... i mean there's no way that's not going to be depressing

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/523130174146371584

there's no way

ah- I saw that one!

I moved on once I started imagining the issues involved with being that much closer to the toilet water...

i believe with all my being and spirit

rims are gross

that guy's parents are guilty of a serious lapse in potty training

what an important day for that man, good for him

i believe with all my being and spirit

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goole you are a national treasure

― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, October 17, 2014 1:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ifeel like i'm real close to a rim joke here

You're practically on the cusp.

You know...

I was... old enough to know better...

before I realized that it was easier to wipe while seated.

http://gawker.com/horny-redditors-jerk-off-to-photo-of-dudes-butt-thinki-1648913295

Dammit

http://gawker.com/horny-redditors-jerk-off-to-photo-of-dudes-butt-thinki-1648913295

haa

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/hot-moms-of-reddit/

Then, redditor jubsie88 upped the ante by posting his mom windsurfing topless in the late ’70s (NSFW).

...

And the comments… oh, the comments. Amid general high-fiving hot-mom approval were serious discussions about time travel theories and the actual possibility of banging your own mom before you were born. The r/OldSchoolCool in-joke even launched a real subreddit called r/BangMyParents (NSFW).

Weirdest of all, the phrase “Do you have any pictures of your mom windsurfing?” entered the lexicon as a way to kindly request nudes of someone’s mother. (So if anyone ever asks you that, run.)

r/OldSchoolCool

"serious discussions about time travel theories and the actual possibility of banging your own mom before you were born."

I doubt they were serious...

c'mon it's reddit you know those guys have been thinking about how to use science to bang their moms forever

There's a degree of seriousness yes- like fantasy football. But instead of managing football teams it's about becoming your own father.

I've got this time travel script in my head where the chief, a kinda MenInBlack Rip Torn type, says after a plot reveal, "Just once, could someone steal the machine and not go back in time to fuck his mother?"

why Rip Torn type and not Rip Torn?

I don't know if the movie in my head has the budget for the real Rip Torn.

And I hope I'm getting the name right of the guy who used to be on the Larry Sanders Show, not the other guy who throws the confetti around. Though if I was more clever, maybe he's the guy who would get the part.

Oh I totally know who you're talking about and I think his name is Rip Torn, but re: budget, that same guy was in Freddy Got Fingered so imaginary budget probably wouldn't be a problem.

The other Rip, Rip Taylor, was in Jackass

http://i.imgur.com/gxTGOtM.png

ewww

christ

http://i.imgur.com/k2hWkH4.png

gettin in the bathtub w bitches whats up

the thing actual nice guys do is pull, i see u nerds

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2km3ng/my_23m_girlfriends_21f_inappropriate_behavior/

"My girlfriend doesn't abstain from meme usage, even when we're having sex. Whenever we spend this time together, she starts moaning doge memes like "such sex, wow" and it really kills the moment for me. Like really?"

"I tried bringing up her inappropriate usage of memes after my father died"

such lol
very wtf
wow

Did EliteDaily start as a PUA site and then transition to shittier Buzzfeed?