people that YELP are scumbags

maybe their eyes are rolling back into their heads because they are dealing with such an unpleasant customer

yeah i think these scumbags just bait employees into an eyeroll and then they run home gleefully to report it.

Maybe they were trying to say "I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die".

yelpers are the kings/queens of coming to boo

gabi is my favorite up there, she just massacres that poor yelper

gabi thirsts for rolled eyes

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-34695-Daenerys-Eye-Roll-gif-Khaleesi-HTtl.gif

i asked to speak to the manager. she eventually saw me and i politely requested her to cut down my father's dead body. she rolled her eyes. i wasn't asking HER to do it! the two servers were very nice however.

loool

She wore an extremely low cut blouse and her heavy breasts were hanging out in my 7 year olds face.

just chillin'

instead eyes were rolled at me

they see me rollin

they yelpin

i had just called for the manager when a fragile-looking, stooped old man stepped out from behind the deli counter. placing his hands over the top half of his face, he proceeded to roll his eyes across the tiled floor in my direction. i looked down in horror, only to discover that the eyes were merely marbles. he then stepped forward and insisted that i whisper my complaint into his empty sockets.

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I Don't Put My Name Online O. says:

I am trying to impress a classy female vegan at the office. Things were going ok Friday when she saw me sneaking a snack in the break room. Just some pretzels and mayo...nothing offensive. She looked at me like I was eating veal! I had no idea that vegans or vegetarians hate mayo due to eggs being an ingredient. Any suggestions on where o get vegetarian mayo? If it doesn't exist I may just print a fake label to put on my existing mayo and hope she doesn't research it. Any help is appreciated.

Is his login a Thundercats joke?

who the fuck eats pretzels and mayo, as a snack, at the office?

Yeah, that is pretty barfy.

scumbags obv

think we can just about say for certain she was giving him a "wtf are you eating you fucking weirdo" look

otm

vegan mayo will not solve the deepseated problems withim his soul

very few problems it will solve tbh, not even sandwich-related problems

suggest new snack, no sir. suggest ban

Just some pretzels and mayo, so let's be cool.

I could see pretzels and mayo working well together. I probably wouldn't eat it an office though. Or any other place where people could see me.

lol

If it doesn't exist I may just print a fake label to put on my existing mayo and hope she doesn't research it.

^^^ This is the solution to so many things

I mean, maybe one of those baked, soft pretzels you get at the baseball that has salt on it would be good with some kind of... flavoured mayonnaise, let's say herb and garlic or maybe curry.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/chef-david-chang-explains-why-yelp-probably-wont-lead-you-to-your-favorite-burrito/

Sometimes the [Value Over Replacement Burrito scores] were inflated because they’re in a college town, which is always a phenomenon.

But I’m just going to come out and say: Most of the Yelp reviews are wrong. They just are.

I like the atmosphere, a bit more austere than WK, colder over-all feel. The beer selection was decent (bartender informed us upon arrival they were out of 2 drafts), the bread service is arrogant and a little insulting. Delightful packaging of simple brown packing paper (points for style) when opened reveals two tiny slices of the tiniest loaf of bread Tiny Tim ever laid eyes on. Butter? Delicious. Butchers board was a phenomenal experience, pork belly less so, yet we did clean it up and the sides too (potato salad and hominy A+). Will certainly be back to check out more of the menu.

this free thing that the restaurant brought us as a courtesy is arrogant and insulting!

hahaha I have been to that restaurant and yet I somehow did not feel insulted by the bread service

i almost crashed my car reading its long stupid sign on the way home so i had to look up its yelps and now i feel so depressed about all humans

Anna Maria Barry-Jester is FiveThirtyEight’s burrito correspondent.

this sounds like a byline in a j3ss harv3ll fever dream.

Didn't know Whiney's band was on Yelp

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/excerpts-from-three-star-yelp-reviews-of-the-worlds-first-time-travel-company

Really? Go the the Sizzler you will get a way better value and get what you pay for this place is a S**T whole.

I just ruined my Sunday dinner one night out a week and feel real bad my wife had to eat at this DUMP!

Its not that it is old, I knew that and I have eaten many time before but It must be under new management or the old owner as developed Alzheimer's. The. De core is early Puerto Ricin whore house .That is no big deal if the food was good and a good and fair value great, but that is far from the case. For a classic old steak house you could at least upgrade the I love Lucy decor have the carpeting steamed cleaned.

Food

NY Strip: $ 24.00 Should be served at a truck stop dinner on I-15 on the way back from Vegas because you are tired and need to get home. Tough as my seeker
Ordered salad Instead of Soup: Bag salad with 2 beet slices ( not kidding) brown on the edges absolute crap.
Baked Potato: burned black and reheated
Shrimp Cocktail: $10.00 Small Cheep mussy looked like bait and big chunks of Celery. No effort made in presentation

The waitress looked like her application to the Jerry Springer show just got rejected for the 4th time. She forgot everything and did not bring salad dressing ordered horse radish and the dumb ass new owner delivered it to the table next to us. No drink refills and the chef in the open kitchen looked like he did not have a clue and was going to take the short bus home.

The only good thing is my wife liked her 1 drink and the bread was really good I was so pissed of we were going to leave before my wife's main got there but too late the goat on the plate was delivered just as we had decided to ask for our bill and try to salvage the evening. You are penny wise and pound foolish and as for the new owner who thinks you can short cut yourself to a profitable restaurant, well my friend there is this new thing called the internet and so you might consider a little thing called VALUE

PS Did not leave a tip and don't feel bad .

De core is early Puerto Ricin whore house .

Tough as my seeker

a S**T whole

Ordered salad Instead of Soup

Puerto Ricin has great potential as a band name.

my favorite are yelp reviews that begin, "this is going to be a short review..." and then have multiple bullet-point paragraphs followed by summaries, etc.

lord save me from people who think they are wags

well my friend there is this new thing called the internet

lmao so much gold there

Small Cheep mussy