God bless the goddamn Onion

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Contemplating spending $3K on hip surgery for my dog tomorrow, wish that piece had never been written.

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 20:56 (twelve years ago)

:-(

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:01 (twelve years ago)

i just don't know if "not enough jokes" is an accurate diagnosis there

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:10 (twelve years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this,36131/

ciderpress, Saturday, 31 May 2014 17:17 (twelve years ago)

This is so dumb but kills me:
http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-looks-back-at-saving-private-ryan,36211/

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 5 June 2014 19:41 (twelve years ago)

Absolutely hilarious.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 5 June 2014 19:56 (twelve years ago)

yeah that one is a classic

Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 June 2014 17:47 (twelve years ago)

Hadn't seen it before

Evan, Friday, 6 June 2014 18:04 (twelve years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten,32401/

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 7 June 2014 19:43 (twelve years ago)

New Charter School Lottery System Gives Each Applicant White Pill, Enrolls Whoever Left Standing

Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 14:29 (twelve years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/video-seems-silly-it-makes-good-point-264

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

Wow, that whole http://www.clickhole.com/ site is great

StanM, Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)

it really is

http://www.clickhole.com/article/want-feel-old-movie-high-fidelity-would-be-sexy-14-234

balls, Thursday, 12 June 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)

Best part is that the paid adverts are indistinguishable from the articles

http://i.imgur.com/nwynblH.png

, Thursday, 12 June 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)

i'm curious how long they can pull it off but then again i never would've predicted the onion could reliably make me laugh doing what they do for nearly twenty years now

balls, Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)

I'm still not convinced that AV Club isn't a very ambitious extension of the The Onion's satire.

pplains, Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

i dunno who wrote the 'Friends' bit but Jesus that's one unfunny piece; i'm all for the idea but it didn't even raise a smile.

piscesx, Thursday, 12 June 2014 22:55 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/top-12-game-thrones-inspired-baby-names-280

This ones great. "Ned". hahaha.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Thursday, 12 June 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)

this one reminds me of classic Viz:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-iconic-movie-scenes-were-actually-fake-201

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 June 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/meet-most-powerful-man-youve-never-heard-72

balls, Friday, 13 June 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

James O'Thrones

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 13 June 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

i hope ppl are actually using the post-to-reddit buttons

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 13 June 2014 00:37 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/mktg4no.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 13 June 2014 15:31 (eleven years ago)

My first thought was also "how long can they possibly keep this funny?" But I guess they can always just shift the content in response to the ever-shifting nature and prevalent of clickbait.

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 June 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

sorry that was supposed to say "nature and prevailing style"

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 June 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

fans of this site should also participate in my "from around the web" thread which I put on 77 for no good reason

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 June 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

cant click it if u dont link it

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 13 June 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=93805

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 June 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

this is pretty much the trump card
http://www.clickhole.com/video/what-adorable-little-girl-says-will-melt-your-hear-286

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 June 2014 17:25 (eleven years ago)

Nah this is

http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-grew-calvin-hobbes-you-need-watch-right-now-318

, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:27 (eleven years ago)

yyyyyyyyyyyeah no

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)

I have never in my entire life wished I could un-see something as much as I wish I could un-see that.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)

this is the greatest website in the universe

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)

I concur.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)

Damn

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)

i am queasy now

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)

irl guffaws

macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)

it seriously is the most genius website on earth since they can game the click economy in any way they feel AND not be held ethically accountable for any piece of sponsored content they do. it's a license to print money

macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:02 (eleven years ago)

I have never in my entire life wished I could un-see something as much as I wish I could un-see that.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, June 17, 2014 1:30 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You do use the internet, don't you?

Evan, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:03 (eleven years ago)

oh god poor calvin and hobbes

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)

Fav so far: http://www.clickhole.com/article/16-incredible-gifs-we-would-make-if-we-knew-how-296

Evan, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)

The one about Lebron is great.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/lebron-james-should-not-have-go-jail-losing-nba-fi-309

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/stanley-tuccis-racist-tirade-our-take-if-it-ever-h-314
lmao

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

xp the random pull quote repeating something from something 2 lines up is a nice touch

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

cross last something

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

we should start a dedicated clickhole thread

macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)


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