Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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YOUR...BODY...IS...A...WONDERLAND!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

wheeeeee!!!!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's Okay! I Found it!"

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

THE JUICE IS LOOSE!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"dry your eyes."

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"...here, use this sock."

Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU'RE FIT BUT YOU KNOOOOOWWW IT

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"GAME OVER MAN!! GAME OVER!!"

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"i think i felt a cyst in there"

firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

which is not funny. and i know it.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

that's fucking disgusting.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

MISSISSIPPI, BITCH!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

CUMMA CUMMA CUMMA CUMMA CUMMA CHAMELEON

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I come and go-oooooh.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"You're about to graduate Some-a Cum-a Loud-a."

n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

INSIDE OUTSIDE RAH RAH RAH

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The extra "o" is for orgasm, bitch! Stron-GOO!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel guilty about mine above... so i realized that the obvious response from the
girl (or boy, i suppose) would be:

oh. no... don't sweat it... that's not a cyst. that's a spare key.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

What have I
What have I
What have I done to deserve this?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT I STILLLLLL HAVEN'T FOUUUUUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FORRRRRR!!!!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

moral or comedic standards?

firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

CARPE SEMEN

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't talking about you, it's just one of those "things Alex in NYC might say" type quotes.

xx-post

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Damn! I forgot to put the hidden camera on!"

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

*insert typical DJ Martian "list of 1000 albums" post here*

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

OPRAHUMAUMAOPRAHOPRAHUMAUMAOPRAHOPRAHUMAUMAOPRAH!!!

n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Oprah?

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Mamase Mamasa Ma Makusa

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hakuna Matata

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

parti, kuramo, fiesta, forevah

Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

See, it's all in the wrist.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo.
Way to parti' o we goin'
Oh, Jambali.
Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo!

Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"we represent the lollipop kids. the lollipop kids. the lollipop kids."

firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've been fucking your pussy quite regularly so I reckon I could well be in."

R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"drums"

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Go ahead, spunk, make my day.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Fire in the Taco Bell!!"

Je4nne Ć’ury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder why people don't refer to a vagina as a "taco" more often. I like it.

Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre200/e219/e219514f3zd.jpg

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

It's cute! And what's more fun than eating tacos?

Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Shoving your dick in one?

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You people have too much time on your hands (and I thank you for it).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Call me a prude, but Mexican food doesn't say "sex" to me.

n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

One in the black box!

R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

HOLY GUACAMOLE!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M LOVIN' IT!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

If the vagina is a "taco", does that make the ass a "choco taco"?

http://www.icecreamusa.com/products/images/large/70547-01498_large.jpg

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)


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