"Get a Brain! Morans": Word is out

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Of course, it should say:
"obtenez les morans d'un cerveau" xpost.

But it loses something in trans, as it's spelled that way in fr.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:45 (twenty years ago)

(xpost: Dude, once you go out of the house with a tragically-misspelled sign that's utterly pig-stupid, everything about you is fair game for ridicule.)

I love how Americans hate pigs.

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:45 (twenty years ago)

Aww yeah!! I think we have a CLASSIC thread in the making

Le Baaderonixx de Benedict Canyon (baaderonixx), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Dan, you clearly didn't get the memo Ethan sent from Wigga World where it says I'm not allowed to pick on anyone.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

(Also why is it okay to make fun of rich people but not poor people? cf the Katrina trailer home thread; repellent people should get called out regardless of their income.)

Dan (True Equality Means It Sucks For Everyone) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Also why is it okay to make fun of rich people but not poor people

Thank you very much Kate St.Perry.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:56 (twenty years ago)

suzy would you care to etymologize your term 'wigga' for me

++++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:56 (twenty years ago)

hey how come chris rock can joke about black people liking fried chicken but when i do it i get my ass kicked? how come my mailman can kiss his wife on the neck but when i cant?? whats the DEAL!

++++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

(minus 'when')(yall get the idea)

++++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

(Um, I know this is superhypocritical coming from me but can we back off on the "HAHA ETHAN IS A WIGGA" stuff, especially when he's not talking about black issues?)

(xpost: Try harder, Dom)

(xxpost: Are you SERIOUSLY comparing this to kissing someone else's wife or are you just typing too quickly to think about what you're writing?)

Dan (Eek) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Ethan: no, I think I've patronised you enough as it is, and I might have so much fun in persisting that I might explode or something. And ETYMOLOGISE! Such a big, big word! Diddums!

suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Also why is it okay to make fun of rich people but not poor people? cf the Katrina trailer home thread; repellent people should get called out regardless of their income.)


It's different to make fun of rich people because of the way they act than to ridicule (suppossedly poor) people for their appearance (which isn't exactly the case here, but still).

Also, it's always different to ridicule those in power than those that have little power.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

(many xposts)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

dan considering i am at work (gasp - poverty wage!) i am definitely NOT thinking about what im writing but my point is the same as always is when ppl trot out the 'how come you can joke about rich/white/male/christian/etc ppl but not poor/black/female/muslim/etc ppl' (last seen on the cynthia mckinney thread - 'would you still be calling racism if she was white and the cop was black?'!!??!) omg difft circumstances for difft sitations!!! especially when its those in a position of elite moneyed status mocking those who arent!!

+++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

and yeah blind patriotism is ALWAYS worth mocking, my problem is that only represented about 1/16ths of suzy's post the rest was her usual class snobbery and contempt for fast food employees and people who dont have iD magazine choosing their wardrobe

+++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

basically 'how come theres no united CAUCASIAN college fund?? thats REVERSE RACISM!!'

+++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

btw suzy maybe chill w/ the condescension towards somebody who's seen your baggy-ass acid wash jeans & tacky frieda kahlo prints

++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

wow, this gets better and better. ethan remember you're arguing about how respectful it's appropriate to be towards "The Moran Guy"

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

im arguing about how respectful its appropriate to be towards large groups of disenfranchaised people in attacking and using elitist stereotypes in attacking someone who may be from that group - if he was jewish would it be ok for suzy to say that hook-nosed kikes are whats wrong with america?? dont use or invent poverty to demean someone

++++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

*gasp*

Le Baaderonixx de Benedict Canyon (baaderonixx), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, military industrial complex, gutting of social programs, unchecked corporate rapacity, crisis in health care, lack of environmental protection--don't worry about any of those because:

"EVERYTHING bad about America" = fast-food workers' t-shirts don't fit 'em right

Martin Van Buren (Martin Van Buren), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

"if the situation was totally different and suzy said something totally different i bet you'd be shocked!"

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

I'm with Ethan here, if only because Suzy wasn't ridiculing the dude, but making Wal-Mart fashion sense & food-service employment the exemplar of EVERYTHING BAD WITH AMERICA.

So yeah, fuck that, fight the real enemy etc.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

remember youre arguing about in defense of sneering at fast food employees for their unattractive clothes

+++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

actually, dehumanizing factory workers by comparing them to fast food employees

+++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

poor people wearing clothes they can afford are whats wrong with america!!

+++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

wow, that is so condescending i have no idea what to say.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

uh let me clarify its suzy who was seeking to dehumanize - ive been a fast food employee, it was the best job i ever had

+++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

While I basically agree with you, Trife, I think we all got the message.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

poor people wearing clothes they can afford are whats wrong with america!!

didn't you get the memo ethan, they're the ones who start the wars!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Being a fast food employee isn't so bad, but living in your mom's basement means you can post on ILX all day. Keep saving for that caps lock key, Ethan!

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

he's not the one with his own board on ilx dude

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

jw, you of all ppl posting in defense of fashion sense?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

this thread is rich indeed.

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

yeah i got kicked out the house at 18 & have not taken a single dime since but keep trying you yankee yuppie fuck

+++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

http://w1.1396.telia.com/~u139602049/nut.jpg

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:30 (twenty years ago)

I wish I could afford a star-spangled do-rag...

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

And so, my son, began the "War of Morans" that shook the very foundation of ILE... that is, the camraderie felt in laughing at ugly and illiterate people.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

don't use or invent poverty to demean someone

You did, Ethan, with your Wal-Mart drops and your slander, but the straw woman thing is waaaay boring! And you will not leave it alone! Did you make THAT much of a fool of yourself in London that picking on someone else is easier than, for instance, dealing with your extreme lack of social skills? Don't answer, just think awhile about what it might be like on the day you get a life.


suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

i'm just trying to figure out if it's intentional that ethan accuses people of things on this thread just prior to engaging in exactly the behavior he decries (cf. "saggy-ass acid wash"; cf. supposedly demonstrating hypocrisy by nonsensically recasting the ethnicity in a power dynamic)

i'm goina get lunch

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

you're getting lunch!

(i'm gonna get some too)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

I think he may acually be referring to the Moran family of Greenville, south Carolina.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

go USA

ken c (ken c), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:01 (twenty years ago)

I am getting lunch 3

GO [to lunc] USA

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

look i dont know what all the arguing on this thread is about or whatever and frankly i don't care. i get the sense that some people ITT are talking shit about america and i just felt like i needed to make it clear that AMERICA IS THE #1 BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD and if you don't like it, then perhaps you ought to go to iraq and see if you like it there

ath (ath), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Jel, stop ruining the fun.

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

It's too early for lunch here. Let's keep going with the ad hominem attacks. I was just starting to like this thread.

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

I like how that wigger ethan uses "yankee" as pejorative to set himself up as this unassailable authentic southern self-made man.

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Jon I would call you a yankee too. Because you are. :)

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Maybe it was addressed to Caitlin Moran and family, in which case I can't help but agree with the guy.

My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

hmph, the number doesn't work when i call it - probably because of obama's phone care cuts

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)


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