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(and if no one else had been in I'd have left it there too)

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I was wanking before and Andrew WK's "Ready to Die" started playing in my head and I thought "ANDREW WK IS THE ULTIMATE FORM OF MUSIC!"

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't remember if I ever was any good at sex, it's been so long.

Sometimes I realize I've gone 5 or 6 days without washing my hair.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if I'm any good at sex, but I like practicing.

I think I'm a pretty bad boyfriend. I don't know--I'm getting better but it never is quite enough.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was in Italy in 1991 in the middle of a very hot summer I spent a month with only 3 pairs of pants, none of which got cleaned during that time.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i confess to thinking Peter Gabriel's 'Big Time' is a stupendously good record

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i find both Big Time and Sledgehammer painful to listen to

― H (Heruy), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i worry too much and cry WAY too much lately.

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Too many of the above confessions apply to me too for me to be able to copy and post them all again. I am beyond help.

― silver girl, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I still listen to the Fixx.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I like quitting smoking. Or maybe I do like quitting smoking, and that's why I always start up again, because I like the withdrawal. Am I sick or what?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't swim.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You're not alone, Eisbar.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

the reason why i can't swim is b/c i almost drowned when i was 9.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing so traumatic for me, thankfully. I just found that floating was beyond me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe it's all those quarters in yr shorts.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I had no quarters at the time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm crap at pool. I hate football, and I cannot figure out how to bet at horse-racing to save my very life.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I still listen to the Fixx as well as Jamie West-Oram is one of my favourite guitar players. I really like to sing even though I know I'm lousy at it. I don't like hockey as much as a good Canadian boy is supposed to. I hate the feeling of hand lotion on my hands.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i just bought the classix nouveaux best-of cd.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate the feeling of hand lotion on my hands.

Oh, speak `dat truth, Brother Bryan!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I once ran over someone's cat.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

and i like coldplay :-o

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I once kicked my old dog, who is now dead.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

So you kicked him to death, you sicko!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I really like Christopher Pike books. When I was 14 I stole Suede lyrics and turned them in at school as poems. I used to be in love with Martin Gore of Depeche Mode. I really like natural disaster movies.

― Mandee, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I killed all my brother's fish when I was 4 because I took them out and put them in my piggy bank so they could "go on vacation". I was too dumb to get the fish + water = happy fish and fish + no water = dead fish thing.

I put them back and never confessed.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

there are two Barenaked Ladies songs that i like a lot. "Blame it On Me" and "Lovers in a Dangerous Time"

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a jealous heart.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

For a very brief and dark time in the early 90s, I was a coke addict.

― boywasIdumb (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

For a very brief and dark time in the early 90s, I was a dimetapp DM addict. Seriously.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I borrow books from people and read them in the bathtub. I think Scott Peterson is cute.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I am acutely paranoid and terrified of abandonment which causes me to push people away constantly. Also I used to hate eggs but now I do not.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm afraid of people who want to be good to me, and usually find a way to make them get pissed off and leave me before giving the relationship a chance to work.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i cant whistle :(

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I may be allergic to certain antibiotics.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i think impure thoughts at all times.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I am increasingly impatient of nervous/shy/depressed people.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm prone to road rage.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

my low self-esteem and complete lack of self-confidance cause me to constantly seek the approval of others. I cannot handle it when people are mad or upset with me, and i don't stop using favor to try to make things better, even if i go over the top.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I likewise cannot whistle.

I also 'throw like a girl', due to being left-handed but learning sporty things as a kid right-handed.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I am often let-down when I see I am not on the 'Laugh out loud' threads even when I thought I'd been dead funny.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

When I started playing baseball when I was 5 or 6, my parents bought me a left-handed glove (i.e. it went on my right hand) because they thought that a child so absolutely NOT WITH IT must be a leftie. No suck luck!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I am incredibly lazy.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I, too, throw like a girl.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I fear I am now trying to out-do people on this fuckign confession thread, as if being a twat/idiot/fuck-up/emotionally-cold asshole was some kidn of achievement.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

What would give you that idea?
http://www.art-start.org/images/oprah.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't wink. I'm really clumsy with chopsticks.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

im bad with chopsticks too, and i'm korean!

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

due to how i talk, my speaking voice is higher than it should be, since I don't talk from my lower chest, as i do when i sing.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

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I stopped going to synagogue the week after I got my Bar Mitzvah. The rabbi stopped me in the street one day, got out of his car, and threatened to take it back off me! Can you revoke a Bar Mitzvah??

to belatedly answer the original poster's question, no one, including your rabbi, can revoke your bar mitzvah. nor can he award you a bar mitzvah. all he can do is lead the service at which your bar mitzvah is publicly acknowledged, which, technically speaking, is all that happens on that day. so if you've been avoiding him, you can stop.

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 06:37 (twelve years ago)

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