why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

crucial typo

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her books aren't perky! why not?!

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Animal Farm isn't that long

was wondering what I should do with my old bricks

THE VELVETEEN RABBIT, VOL. 1: IN THE WARREN

Maybe... spend some more time painting your steps?

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guys, it's time for this thread to get a part 2.

a good way to end this thread perhaps, sorry 4 buzzf33d:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/if-danny-dyers-tweets-were-motivational-posters

Animal Farm isn't that long

― axe douche for men (silby), Monday, May 26, 2014 4:48 PM

Large print edition, iirc.

double spacing good, single spacing bad

Oi you slag, I posted one of those Danny Dyer ones last week

shut it you maaaahpet! and er sorry

In a month, when people use up all of the real Maya Angelou quotes... just sayin', prepare yourselves.

http://i.imgur.com/oBKMCQf.png

"Maya Angelou is black?!" - Mo Syszlak

quick someone turn that into a shoddy jpeg

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But I'm a fan of Unconscious Knowledge.

holy shit at this one.

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Conscious brain is a lie of three dimension thinking. Four-way thinking of cubic universe is the one ref-framed truth.

Pythagorean Theorem. Your future is the hypotenuse of the conscious mind, each mind 180 degrees of psychic energy unfolding. The future.

PV = nRT. You are a 'pervnert'. When did you forget it? The future.

euler... euler...

that macro goes hand in hand with https://soundcloud.com/iamjamesward/david-icke-says-the-word-mind

each day, i hope to find the image macro that would appropriately close this thread

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#Death #Awareness

i hacked time with euler's formula so i could bypass my death day

exp(1j*pi)+1 = 0 = Steve McNair

http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_524_20140528165906.jpg

confession: i didn't read all this, the first "hilarious" response was enough

hauauhauhahuahua take that xtians

David Thorne, the XKCD of kneejerk lefties

shot in the dark, is this the same unfunny cunt who had that tedious exchange with the electric company like 20 years ago

bingo

oh god is this going to be that terrible "hilarious" exchange between a dickwad atheist parent and the churchy school board or w/e?

bingo x 2

Oh, David Thorne is not very funny, but pretty sure he's not actually that lefty, either. Also he keeps being posted up as "real person writes craaaaaazy emails" but he's a professional comedy writer.

thorne is just a fucking bully really

i'm not sure that the co-respondents in his bullshit really exist?

it was my friend who shared this that posts a lot of unSnopesed lefty agitmemes, sure Thorne himself isn't that evolved

worth a read

http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/1/g/d/b/q/image.related.articleLeadNarrow.300x0.1gdht.png

Victorian barrister James Catlin

if you have an ugly daughter, hang your head in shame or try again for a beautiful one

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It's Daughter Week! It's Daughter Week! Yay!

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lolol

i had to dress up as the easter bunny one time when i worked at the mall because the guy who had been hired to be the bunny didn't show up

At least it wasn't Christmas.

i had to work christmas too
the santas were a parade of extreme sad sacks

If I said you had a beautiful daughter, would you hold her against me?

I am still amazed by women who steadfastly refuse to post photographs of themselves on Facebook, but upload hundreds of pictures of their children at every whim.

To be blunt, I suppose there's a "I'm too fat and my children are cute" mentality behind it, but if you're going to post crazy amounts of pix to your open and public profile at all...