Yeah DUH get a job you ENJOY WTF is wrong with you lazy assholes who hate your jobs?
― carl agatha, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:46 (twelve years ago)
Suggestions for Success from Jackson Browne:
1. Don't run on empty.2. Always watch the Russians, or they'll escape, like Russians do.3. If you look too long at a slow parade of fears, you'll need to see the eye doctor.4. Keep on moving, moving on, things are bound to be improving. 5. Stay just a little bit longer.
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:50 (twelve years ago)
Dance like there is noone watching, motherfucker! (Xp)
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:52 (twelve years ago)
this is killing me with lols
no the saddest part is the CLOCK― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, May 18, 2014 1:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:53 (twelve years ago)
Oh, television is NOT real life? Thanks for clearing that up, Gates.
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:54 (twelve years ago)
crucial typo
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― Roz, Saturday, 24 May 2014 14:41 (twelve years ago)
her books aren't perky! why not?!
― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 24 May 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/8/85763/2668329-pnp61.jpg
― Mark G, Sunday, 25 May 2014 20:58 (twelve years ago)
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― how's life, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:47 (twelve years ago)
Animal Farm isn't that long
― axe douche for men (silby), Monday, 26 May 2014 23:48 (twelve years ago)
was wondering what I should do with my old bricks
― Kwotch Pawasites - Wrong Or Right (wins), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 00:17 (twelve years ago)
THE VELVETEEN RABBIT, VOL. 1: IN THE WARREN
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 00:26 (twelve years ago)
Maybe... spend some more time painting your steps?
― pplains, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 00:45 (twelve years ago)
Skipping 13321 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.
guys, it's time for this thread to get a part 2.
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 01:06 (twelve years ago)
a good way to end this thread perhaps, sorry 4 buzzf33d:http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/if-danny-dyers-tweets-were-motivational-posters
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 14:35 (twelve years ago)
― axe douche for men (silby), Monday, May 26, 2014 4:48 PM
Large print edition, iirc.
― nickn, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:21 (twelve years ago)
double spacing good, single spacing bad
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:26 (twelve years ago)
Oi you slag, I posted one of those Danny Dyer ones last week
― kinder, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:45 (twelve years ago)
shut it you maaaahpet! and er sorry
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 17:13 (twelve years ago)
In a month, when people use up all of the real Maya Angelou quotes... just sayin', prepare yourselves.
― pplains, Thursday, 29 May 2014 00:29 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/oBKMCQf.png
― wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:13 (twelve years ago)
"Maya Angelou is black?!" - Mo Syszlak
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 29 May 2014 08:07 (twelve years ago)
quick someone turn that into a shoddy jpeg
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― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Saturday, 31 May 2014 00:55 (twelve years ago)
But I'm a fan of Unconscious Knowledge.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 31 May 2014 14:35 (twelve years ago)
holy shit at this one.
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― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:59 (twelve years ago)
Conscious brain is a lie of three dimension thinking. Four-way thinking of cubic universe is the one ref-framed truth.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:55 (twelve years ago)
Pythagorean Theorem. Your future is the hypotenuse of the conscious mind, each mind 180 degrees of psychic energy unfolding. The future.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 June 2014 05:35 (twelve years ago)
PV = nRT. You are a 'pervnert'. When did you forget it? The future.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 June 2014 05:37 (twelve years ago)
euler... euler...
― socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 June 2014 14:37 (twelve years ago)
that macro goes hand in hand with https://soundcloud.com/iamjamesward/david-icke-says-the-word-mind
― NI, Sunday, 1 June 2014 15:23 (twelve years ago)
each day, i hope to find the image macro that would appropriately close this thread
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:22 (twelve years ago)
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#Death #Awareness
i hacked time with euler's formula so i could bypass my death day
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:25 (twelve years ago)
exp(1j*pi)+1 = 0 = Steve McNair
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:17 (twelve years ago)
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confession: i didn't read all this, the first "hilarious" response was enough
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:02 (twelve years ago)
hauauhauhahuahua take that xtians
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:03 (twelve years ago)
David Thorne, the XKCD of kneejerk lefties
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:03 (twelve years ago)
shot in the dark, is this the same unfunny cunt who had that tedious exchange with the electric company like 20 years ago
― mikelovestfu (wins), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:40 (twelve years ago)
bingo
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:27 (twelve years ago)
oh god is this going to be that terrible "hilarious" exchange between a dickwad atheist parent and the churchy school board or w/e?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 2 June 2014 21:51 (twelve years ago)
bingo x 2
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:53 (twelve years ago)
Oh, David Thorne is not very funny, but pretty sure he's not actually that lefty, either. Also he keeps being posted up as "real person writes craaaaaazy emails" but he's a professional comedy writer.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 02:08 (twelve years ago)
thorne is just a fucking bully really
― eat sock become sock (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 02:45 (twelve years ago)
i'm not sure that the co-respondents in his bullshit really exist?
it was my friend who shared this that posts a lot of unSnopesed lefty agitmemes, sure Thorne himself isn't that evolved
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 06:20 (twelve years ago)
worth a read
― eat sock become sock (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 06:23 (twelve years ago)
http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/1/g/d/b/q/image.related.articleLeadNarrow.300x0.1gdht.png
― Dan I., Tuesday, 3 June 2014 07:34 (twelve years ago)
Victorian barrister James Catlin
― kinder, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:31 (twelve years ago)
if you have an ugly daughter, hang your head in shame or try again for a beautiful one
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― La Lechera, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 12:46 (twelve years ago)
It's Daughter Week! It's Daughter Week! Yay!
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― pplains, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:48 (twelve years ago)