bread shaming

You guys ruined this thread by repeating puns

We need a mod to come in here and delete all the repeats

There's only one mod for the task...

Bread Baguette

― 龜, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 11:00 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

I thought about this and take it back. To ask a mod to do so would be a fragant abuse of flour

you're ficelle-ing out this beautiful thread.

there's muffin else to say at this point

doh

pumpernickel!

i hardly knew 'er!

the result of this thread is migrain

these puns are aw-full (full from eating bread)

matzo funny.

You all ought to be sconed for these horrible puns. I just might have a cracker at it.

well quit wafering about and do it then.

Tired looking men eating baguettes in the supermarket as they do the shopping, seems to be a thing around here.

This thread is the greatest thing since...well, since whatever the last great thing was.

more like puns have ruined a once great thread. challah at me when this shit's over.

someone already did challah but they mis-spelt it

thread needs PROOFing

I'm gonna stay aloaf from all this nonsense. Not for me.

someone already did challah but they mis-spelt it

― mattresslessness, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 1:14 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dosa fella need to ctrl+f for misspellings now too?

http://www.astro-blast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mrhappybreadspycookies.jpg

http://trib.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/half-baked-lsd-laced-bread-at-casper-college-prompts-investigation/article_b93f57b9-aac8-5b06-8429-afc582e5d9bc.html

A Casper College student returned to his vehicle Monday afternoon and found three loaves of unidentified bread on the passenger seat.

That wasn't the biggest surprise.

The Casper Police Department later confirmed the bread was contaminated with the drug LSD, according to Casper College Director of Public Relations Rich Fujita.

Fujita said the student contact campus security to report the mysterious loaves, which he stumbled upon about noon Monday.

"He had no idea where they came from," Fujita said.

Campus security conducted a field test, Fujita said. After determining the bread was suspicious, it forwarded the loaves to Casper police. The police department confirmed LSD was present in the bread and has since taken over the investigation, Fujita said.

Fujita said he knew of no suspect or possible motive as of late Monday afternoon. He also had no information about whether the car was unlocked or a window was open at the time of the incident.

The Casper Police Department didn't return the Star-Tribune’s calls for comment Monday.

In an email alert sent at 3:15 p.m. Monday, the college warned people to not eat foods of unknown origins.

http://books.google.com/books/about/Bread_of_Dreams.html?id=ahYo7AkeAjUC

n a rich and engaging book that illuminates the lives and attitudes of peasants in preindustrial Europe, Piero Camporesi makes the unexpected and fascinating claim that these people lived in a state of almost permanent hallucination, drugged by their very hunger or by bread adulterated with hallucinogenic herbs. The use of opiate products, administered even to infants and children, was widespread and was linked to a popular mythology in which herbalists and exorcists were important cultural figures. Through a careful reconstruction of the everyday lives of peasants, beggars, and the poor, Camporesi presents a vivid and disconcerting image of early modern Europe as a vast laboratory of dreams.

student finds random bread, so he calls the police, and they... test it for drugs? wtf

I'd say he was

nicely toasted

Almost as high as ex-Libertines frontman Pete Doherty

(Been trying to find a way to do this one all day)

it is a goddamn pun era in here right now. wake me when the next epoch begins.

http://i.imgur.com/uMBfYxh.jpg

The sandwich was named by the scientists of the Royal Society of Chemistry "Britain's cheapest lunchtime meal" in November 2011, with the cost cited as being as low as 7.5 UK pence per sandwich.[2] The veracity of this claim, however, has been questioned, as "bread on toast" is approximately two thirds the cost.[citation needed]

that is quite possibly my favourite wiki amendment ever

that's dumb, it should obviously be

TOAST
BREAD
TOAST

But that would be a bread sandwich. On toast.

sandwich sandwich. Two extra bread slices.

We can't have a serious discussion here, damn you batards!

^ what goes around, crumbs around

just made buttermilk biscuits from scratch this morning (for the first time!), bread-shamers can burn in the fires of my 500-degree oven

I believe murder is wrong but if anybody ever gave me even the smallest hint of a hard time about eating delicious, magnificent bread, the staff of life, then death would be all that person deserved and all they'd get

The only reason I'd shame a person for eating bread is that bread is just not a very good food

i can't be friends with you anymore. you've gone too far!

BERTUCCI'S ROLLS

i mean, that's not "bread," but it's close enough. i could cite other examples.

I buy nice bread too but it's always like

Ooh I'll buy this nice loaf of artisanal bread

*I go home and have a few slices with cheese*

Mmm mmm, good bread...really good!!

*three weeks pass*

*I use the remainder of the loaf to bowl a strike at the bowling alley*

Bread is really only ever good in a sandwich

I'd hurt you all if I could

Bread is really only ever good in a s

so false

learn to cook Spanish food, Italian too, there's a ton of uses for bread and they're all good

I have shamed someone for saying they liked the bread at subway

now THAT is a bread bowl xp

pizza is bread. Garlic bread. is bread.

Yah man that's all good shit

Croutons are sandpaper for your upper palate

They should call it breadizza to acknowledge the role of bread

learn to cook Spanish food, Italian too, there's a ton of uses for bread and they're all good

― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, May 23, 2014 11:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

use your loaf then use your loaf.

bread is an environmentally friendly way to soak up excess sauce