Sorry to hear that dmac. My skills are a bit crusty
― 龜, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link
you should throw yourself a pita party.
― estela, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:42 (ten years ago) link
that's it, I'm leavening
― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:20 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
focaccia later
― house always! (wins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:13 (ten years ago) link
I'm having naan of this.
― fields of salmon, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:22 (ten years ago) link
But we've barley begun!
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:23 (ten years ago) link
You think this thread's bad now, wait until we bump an ickle while later
― verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link
I wonder what will have been brot to the table by then?
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link
more roti puns
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link
It's the yeast we can do.
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link
smdbread
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:32 (ten years ago) link
snackingmybranbread
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link
stop taking the rise out of bread shaming
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:36 (ten years ago) link
Don't really understand what this is so went for 'i love bread'.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link
^ Obviously this guy couldn't slice it
― 龜, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link
rye you guys having such a hard time of it
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link
I think that's the yeast of my problems.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link
enjoying these lavash puns
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link
I'm writing these down so I don't baguette them
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:49 (ten years ago) link
Thought the puns would've pide-d out by now...
― baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link
Naan more from me.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link
This thread reminds me of this one time I was working at a bank, helping fill the CoinStar machine and this woman came in with these inflatable nickels that when filled with air would be legal currency. I could not believe that the USA would allow such a thing but crazier things have happened. So When I asked her if she needed the nickles changed into dollars she said sure but first could I help pumpernickel.
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:53 (ten years ago) link
for fuck's sake
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link
is fuck a kind of bread in your country
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link
we were on a roll for a bit there.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link
a rare bit.
joke was thread shaming imo
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link
supposed to be a ceres thread, you batards
― katsu kittens (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link
You guys ruined this thread by repeating puns
We need a mod to come in here and delete all the repeats
There's only one mod for the task...
Bread Baguette
― 龜, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link
^^^suggest pain
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link
yeast
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link
there are really disturbing results when you type "funny bread" into google image search
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 5:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^worth it
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link
― 龜, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 11:00 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
I thought about this and take it back. To ask a mod to do so would be a fragant abuse of flour
― 龜, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link
you're ficelle-ing out this beautiful thread.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link
there's muffin else to say at this point
― cwkiii, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link
doh
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:28 (ten years ago) link
pumpernickel!
i hardly knew 'er!
― sarahell, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link
the result of this thread is migrain
― Euler, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link
these puns are aw-full (full from eating bread)
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link
matzo funny.
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:27 (ten years ago) link
You all ought to be sconed for these horrible puns. I just might have a cracker at it.
― #TweetFromAnUnknownWoman (j.lu), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:31 (ten years ago) link
well quit wafering about and do it then.
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link
Tired looking men eating baguettes in the supermarket as they do the shopping, seems to be a thing around here.
― bets wishes (jel --), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link
This thread is the greatest thing since...well, since whatever the last great thing was.
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link
more like puns have ruined a once great thread. challah at me when this shit's over.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link
someone already did challah but they mis-spelt it
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
thread needs PROOFing
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
I'm gonna stay aloaf from all this nonsense. Not for me.
― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 1:14 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
dosa fella need to ctrl+f for misspellings now too?
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
http://www.astro-blast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mrhappybreadspycookies.jpg
― j., Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
http://trib.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/half-baked-lsd-laced-bread-at-casper-college-prompts-investigation/article_b93f57b9-aac8-5b06-8429-afc582e5d9bc.html
A Casper College student returned to his vehicle Monday afternoon and found three loaves of unidentified bread on the passenger seat.That wasn't the biggest surprise.The Casper Police Department later confirmed the bread was contaminated with the drug LSD, according to Casper College Director of Public Relations Rich Fujita.Fujita said the student contact campus security to report the mysterious loaves, which he stumbled upon about noon Monday."He had no idea where they came from," Fujita said.Campus security conducted a field test, Fujita said. After determining the bread was suspicious, it forwarded the loaves to Casper police. The police department confirmed LSD was present in the bread and has since taken over the investigation, Fujita said.Fujita said he knew of no suspect or possible motive as of late Monday afternoon. He also had no information about whether the car was unlocked or a window was open at the time of the incident.The Casper Police Department didn't return the Star-Tribune’s calls for comment Monday.In an email alert sent at 3:15 p.m. Monday, the college warned people to not eat foods of unknown origins.
That wasn't the biggest surprise.
The Casper Police Department later confirmed the bread was contaminated with the drug LSD, according to Casper College Director of Public Relations Rich Fujita.
Fujita said the student contact campus security to report the mysterious loaves, which he stumbled upon about noon Monday.
"He had no idea where they came from," Fujita said.
Campus security conducted a field test, Fujita said. After determining the bread was suspicious, it forwarded the loaves to Casper police. The police department confirmed LSD was present in the bread and has since taken over the investigation, Fujita said.
Fujita said he knew of no suspect or possible motive as of late Monday afternoon. He also had no information about whether the car was unlocked or a window was open at the time of the incident.
The Casper Police Department didn't return the Star-Tribune’s calls for comment Monday.
In an email alert sent at 3:15 p.m. Monday, the college warned people to not eat foods of unknown origins.
― j., Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link