why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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See, I was going to make that joke, but thought I'd hear "You think all Chinese use the Han calendar?" as a response.

pplains, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)

I was followed by this Twitter user which seems to be a spam account, but has some priceless macros on his/her/its timeline @bd686a683e6c450

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoHC5RdIYAAXfuH.jpg

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 11:27 (twelve years ago)

Letters of gratitude... to myself?

pplains, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:21 (twelve years ago)

some stupid fuck I went to hs with posted this today:

http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bring-back-our-girls-2.jpg?74c692

I'm really, really trying to not respond to this trolly shit.

Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:55 (twelve years ago)

http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bring-back-our-girls-2.jpg?74c692

Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:56 (twelve years ago)

well, anyway it's a link to this:

http://www.ijreview.com/2014/05/139946-time-army-ranger-tweets-perfect-bringbackourgirls-response/

Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:56 (twelve years ago)

pic's broken on the link too.

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:59 (twelve years ago)

has he sellotaped that to his t-shirt?

soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:08 (twelve years ago)

also, is that a yoda toy in the bottom right of the picture?

soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:09 (twelve years ago)

I keep wanting to respond to her w/something along the lines of "Dude has a point - let's send him to Nigeria", but I really shouldn't engage.

Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:10 (twelve years ago)

Highly trained operators are standing by! Call now!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:22 (twelve years ago)

'warriors' lol

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:24 (twelve years ago)

pls to send paladins to nigeria thx

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:27 (twelve years ago)

scraping the real bottom of the barrel here

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10170966_737637549602068_842320713_n.jpg

― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is cracking me up.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:49 (twelve years ago)

it's amazing

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:53 (twelve years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/image_zpsd5c9eb8e.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:03 (twelve years ago)

man doesnt that guy know its warriors who took our girls in the first place

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:37 (twelve years ago)

i don't even understand what's going on here anymore

funch dressing (La Lechera), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:45 (twelve years ago)

if there's one group of people that've consistently made the world better thru-out history it's warriors

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:05 (twelve years ago)

just spotted this old chestnut out in the wild:

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/l/t1.0-9/1538640_579966645410705_398406943_n.jpg

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:02 (twelve years ago)

"I CAN READ" on the top of my resume. opens many doors.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:08 (twelve years ago)

'your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping' would be a good fake, inscrutable adage

soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:13 (twelve years ago)

thesaurus.com/browse/flipping burgers

house always! (wins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:18 (twelve years ago)

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lisavsmalibustacy4.png

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:51 (twelve years ago)

i remember a variation of that not-bill-gates list as a poster on a teacher's wall in the mid 90s. it was $40,000/year then, though.

flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 22 May 2014 00:51 (twelve years ago)

And instead of a car phone it was an indoor toilet.

everything, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:05 (twelve years ago)

lol i missed car phone

flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:07 (twelve years ago)

tbh i like a fan for sleeping

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:12 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10330223_709492862430677_4837168821406206590_n.jpg

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:03 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSK8GmGooM

Three Word Username, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:15 (twelve years ago)

yo what week do you become able to post creepy facebook macros li'l dude?

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:37 (twelve years ago)

Can't spell Facebook profile without Facebook prolife!

pplains, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:39 (twelve years ago)

Week 23: Why isn't there a white history month?

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)

fuzzy hair and smiling thing is 16 weeks postnatal iirc

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:55 (twelve years ago)

Week 17: am sober again

Mark G, Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:15 (twelve years ago)

hahaa

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:38 (twelve years ago)

If by 'success' you mean the most successfully boring life ever
http://imageshack.com/a/img845/5936/a44ln.jpg

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:42 (twelve years ago)

Peeps posting this on my feed with 'True' as the comment are making me pretty irate right now. Probably mostly based around no 1 and no 4. I mean isnt no 9 completely contrary to no 1?

I have no idea why im trying to make sense of this stupidity.

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:45 (twelve years ago)

Yeah DUH get a job you ENJOY WTF is wrong with you lazy assholes who hate your jobs?

carl agatha, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:46 (twelve years ago)

Suggestions for Success from Jackson Browne:

1. Don't run on empty.
2. Always watch the Russians, or they'll escape, like Russians do.
3. If you look too long at a slow parade of fears, you'll need to see the eye doctor.
4. Keep on moving, moving on, things are bound to be improving.
5. Stay just a little bit longer.

Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:50 (twelve years ago)

Dance like there is noone watching, motherfucker! (Xp)

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:52 (twelve years ago)

this is killing me with lols

no the saddest part is the CLOCK

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, May 18, 2014 1:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:53 (twelve years ago)

Oh, television is NOT real life? Thanks for clearing that up, Gates.

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:54 (twelve years ago)

crucial typo

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/5337_580593145318379_1603205568_n.jpg

Roz, Saturday, 24 May 2014 14:41 (twelve years ago)

her books aren't perky! why not?!

flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 24 May 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/8/85763/2668329-pnp61.jpg

Mark G, Sunday, 25 May 2014 20:58 (twelve years ago)

Animal Farm isn't that long

axe douche for men (silby), Monday, 26 May 2014 23:48 (twelve years ago)

was wondering what I should do with my old bricks

Kwotch Pawasites - Wrong Or Right (wins), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 00:17 (twelve years ago)


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