These macros document the state of my fanAnd how sleeping with it turned on is my planMy fan, my fan, my fan, my fan
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:18 (twelve years ago)
See, I was going to make that joke, but thought I'd hear "You think all Chinese use the Han calendar?" as a response.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)
I was followed by this Twitter user which seems to be a spam account, but has some priceless macros on his/her/its timeline @bd686a683e6c450
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoHC5RdIYAAXfuH.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 11:27 (twelve years ago)
Letters of gratitude... to myself?
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:21 (twelve years ago)
some stupid fuck I went to hs with posted this today:
http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bring-back-our-girls-2.jpg?74c692
I'm really, really trying to not respond to this trolly shit.
― Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:55 (twelve years ago)
― Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:56 (twelve years ago)
well, anyway it's a link to this:
http://www.ijreview.com/2014/05/139946-time-army-ranger-tweets-perfect-bringbackourgirls-response/
pic's broken on the link too.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:59 (twelve years ago)
has he sellotaped that to his t-shirt?
― soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:08 (twelve years ago)
also, is that a yoda toy in the bottom right of the picture?
― soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:09 (twelve years ago)
I keep wanting to respond to her w/something along the lines of "Dude has a point - let's send him to Nigeria", but I really shouldn't engage.
― Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:10 (twelve years ago)
Highly trained operators are standing by! Call now!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:22 (twelve years ago)
'warriors' lol
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:24 (twelve years ago)
pls to send paladins to nigeria thx
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:27 (twelve years ago)
scraping the real bottom of the barrel here
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10170966_737637549602068_842320713_n.jpg
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is cracking me up.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:49 (twelve years ago)
it's amazing
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:53 (twelve years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/image_zpsd5c9eb8e.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:03 (twelve years ago)
Gawker having a little fun with that one Darin linked to: http://gawker.com/help-marine-todd-get-his-message-out-to-the-nasty-hasht-1579578338
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--EizbotN8--/r2jvsc4snzu7e1fwk5nb.png
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--95yMOFaf--/wlatubl9cnxcdz3n0px7.png
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--teX01i66--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/trcejfduxcorjd1fsz43.png
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:14 (twelve years ago)
man doesnt that guy know its warriors who took our girls in the first place
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:37 (twelve years ago)
i don't even understand what's going on here anymore
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:45 (twelve years ago)
if there's one group of people that've consistently made the world better thru-out history it's warriors
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:05 (twelve years ago)
just spotted this old chestnut out in the wild:
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/l/t1.0-9/1538640_579966645410705_398406943_n.jpg
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:02 (twelve years ago)
"I CAN READ" on the top of my resume. opens many doors.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:08 (twelve years ago)
'your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping' would be a good fake, inscrutable adage
― soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:13 (twelve years ago)
thesaurus.com/browse/flipping burgers
― house always! (wins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:18 (twelve years ago)
http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lisavsmalibustacy4.png
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:51 (twelve years ago)
i remember a variation of that not-bill-gates list as a poster on a teacher's wall in the mid 90s. it was $40,000/year then, though.
― flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 22 May 2014 00:51 (twelve years ago)
And instead of a car phone it was an indoor toilet.
― everything, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:05 (twelve years ago)
lol i missed car phone
― flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:07 (twelve years ago)
tbh i like a fan for sleeping
― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:12 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10330223_709492862430677_4837168821406206590_n.jpg
― My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:03 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSK8GmGooM
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:15 (twelve years ago)
yo what week do you become able to post creepy facebook macros li'l dude?
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:37 (twelve years ago)
Can't spell Facebook profile without Facebook prolife!
― pplains, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:39 (twelve years ago)
Week 23: Why isn't there a white history month?
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)
fuzzy hair and smiling thing is 16 weeks postnatal iirc
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:55 (twelve years ago)
Week 17: am sober again
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:15 (twelve years ago)
hahaa
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:38 (twelve years ago)
If by 'success' you mean the most successfully boring life everhttp://imageshack.com/a/img845/5936/a44ln.jpg
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:42 (twelve years ago)
Peeps posting this on my feed with 'True' as the comment are making me pretty irate right now. Probably mostly based around no 1 and no 4. I mean isnt no 9 completely contrary to no 1?
I have no idea why im trying to make sense of this stupidity.
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:45 (twelve years ago)
Yeah DUH get a job you ENJOY WTF is wrong with you lazy assholes who hate your jobs?
― carl agatha, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:46 (twelve years ago)
Suggestions for Success from Jackson Browne:
1. Don't run on empty.2. Always watch the Russians, or they'll escape, like Russians do.3. If you look too long at a slow parade of fears, you'll need to see the eye doctor.4. Keep on moving, moving on, things are bound to be improving. 5. Stay just a little bit longer.
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:50 (twelve years ago)
Dance like there is noone watching, motherfucker! (Xp)
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:52 (twelve years ago)
this is killing me with lols
no the saddest part is the CLOCK― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, May 18, 2014 1:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, May 18, 2014 1:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:53 (twelve years ago)
Oh, television is NOT real life? Thanks for clearing that up, Gates.
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:54 (twelve years ago)
crucial typo
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/5337_580593145318379_1603205568_n.jpg
― Roz, Saturday, 24 May 2014 14:41 (twelve years ago)
her books aren't perky! why not?!
― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 24 May 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/8/85763/2668329-pnp61.jpg
― Mark G, Sunday, 25 May 2014 20:58 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10276003_10152392117877389_2254657954177277105_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 26 May 2014 23:47 (twelve years ago)
Animal Farm isn't that long
― axe douche for men (silby), Monday, 26 May 2014 23:48 (twelve years ago)