why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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j., Monday, 19 May 2014 22:07 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10256953_1482404708655173_9115989789244265213_n.jpg

This is not called moneybags anymore.

how's life, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 11:58 (twelve years ago)

it's an evolution. moneybags doesn't tickle the racism cortex to lend a patina of authenticity to quite the same degree.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 12:07 (twelve years ago)

"This is not fun at all..."

What Sid Vicious said when interviewed in NY by Nationwide, after Nancy's death

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:07 (twelve years ago)

scraping the real bottom of the barrel here

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10170966_737637549602068_842320713_n.jpg

funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:18 (twelve years ago)

anything just to relate to another human being

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:25 (twelve years ago)

lol

marcos, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:26 (twelve years ago)

someone i know not only identified, but shared that sentiment
i'm particularly fond of the fact that it says "my fan" instead of "a fan"

it has to be a special fan, my fan

funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:29 (twelve years ago)

anything just to relate to another human being

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 12:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

truth bomb

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:39 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10256953_1482404708655173_9115989789244265213_n.jpg

a phenomenon so rare that it won't be repeated until the month of may in the year 2015!

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:44 (twelve years ago)

see upthread, it has obviously been doing the rounds!

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:06 (twelve years ago)

Does the traditional Chinese calendar even have 7-day weeks and months of 31 days? Because that would be interesting.

king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:08 (twelve years ago)

These macros document the state of my fan
And how sleeping with it turned on is my plan
My fan, my fan, my fan, my fan

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:18 (twelve years ago)

See, I was going to make that joke, but thought I'd hear "You think all Chinese use the Han calendar?" as a response.

pplains, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)

I was followed by this Twitter user which seems to be a spam account, but has some priceless macros on his/her/its timeline @bd686a683e6c450

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoHC5RdIYAAXfuH.jpg

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 11:27 (twelve years ago)

Letters of gratitude... to myself?

pplains, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:21 (twelve years ago)

some stupid fuck I went to hs with posted this today:

http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bring-back-our-girls-2.jpg?74c692

I'm really, really trying to not respond to this trolly shit.

Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:55 (twelve years ago)

http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bring-back-our-girls-2.jpg?74c692

Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:56 (twelve years ago)

well, anyway it's a link to this:

http://www.ijreview.com/2014/05/139946-time-army-ranger-tweets-perfect-bringbackourgirls-response/

Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:56 (twelve years ago)

pic's broken on the link too.

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:59 (twelve years ago)

has he sellotaped that to his t-shirt?

soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:08 (twelve years ago)

also, is that a yoda toy in the bottom right of the picture?

soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:09 (twelve years ago)

I keep wanting to respond to her w/something along the lines of "Dude has a point - let's send him to Nigeria", but I really shouldn't engage.

Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:10 (twelve years ago)

Highly trained operators are standing by! Call now!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:22 (twelve years ago)

'warriors' lol

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:24 (twelve years ago)

pls to send paladins to nigeria thx

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:27 (twelve years ago)

scraping the real bottom of the barrel here

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10170966_737637549602068_842320713_n.jpg

― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is cracking me up.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:49 (twelve years ago)

it's amazing

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:53 (twelve years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/image_zpsd5c9eb8e.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:03 (twelve years ago)

man doesnt that guy know its warriors who took our girls in the first place

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:37 (twelve years ago)

i don't even understand what's going on here anymore

funch dressing (La Lechera), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:45 (twelve years ago)

if there's one group of people that've consistently made the world better thru-out history it's warriors

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:05 (twelve years ago)

just spotted this old chestnut out in the wild:

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/l/t1.0-9/1538640_579966645410705_398406943_n.jpg

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:02 (twelve years ago)

"I CAN READ" on the top of my resume. opens many doors.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:08 (twelve years ago)

'your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping' would be a good fake, inscrutable adage

soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:13 (twelve years ago)

thesaurus.com/browse/flipping burgers

house always! (wins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:18 (twelve years ago)

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lisavsmalibustacy4.png

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:51 (twelve years ago)

i remember a variation of that not-bill-gates list as a poster on a teacher's wall in the mid 90s. it was $40,000/year then, though.

flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 22 May 2014 00:51 (twelve years ago)

And instead of a car phone it was an indoor toilet.

everything, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:05 (twelve years ago)

lol i missed car phone

flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:07 (twelve years ago)

tbh i like a fan for sleeping

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:12 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10330223_709492862430677_4837168821406206590_n.jpg

My god. Pure ideology. (ey), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:03 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSK8GmGooM

Three Word Username, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:15 (twelve years ago)

yo what week do you become able to post creepy facebook macros li'l dude?

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:37 (twelve years ago)

Can't spell Facebook profile without Facebook prolife!

pplains, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:39 (twelve years ago)

Week 23: Why isn't there a white history month?

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)

fuzzy hair and smiling thing is 16 weeks postnatal iirc

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:55 (twelve years ago)

Week 17: am sober again

Mark G, Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:15 (twelve years ago)


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