2006 4 Life: The Uhh Yeah Dude thread

I just remembered I sent Seth a postcard while I was in Orlando a couple of weeks ago informing him I had yet to see someone set something on fire but that he should pray for me anyway.

A couple of days later I watched the Orlando news for the first and only time I was there. In the one news cast a guy had shot his family then set them on fire and another dude had set his house on fire with his family still alive in there.

They really do set everything on fire!!

HEY, FLORIDA

i left seth a voicemail naming my current top 3 summer jams this morning

what are those jams, GG?

SUMMER JAMS 2014 tell me them ~ ✿∞✫☼☁❤☮✌♪

i used to have a 3 hour mp3 of every single craigslist segment edited together but i dont anymore and i cant find it in the forums

i have this at home! i'll post it somewhere tonight

actually i take that back, somebody already did upload it:

http://kiwi6.com/file/q5l2yaeeas

yes!!

Desperately searching for even a clip of Wednesday Again but no luck :(

lol vmail from seth:

"alright now.

usher

will never.

ever,

EVER be my summer jam.

j-lo's like fifty years old

and

michael jackson's DEAD, dogg.

that fuckin' hologram shit was was bullshit."

:D

Hahaha

awesome

deep math tomas laroquette

i died

jonathan was digging that name list, i love it when he gets laughing & has to be all "stop it"

jonathan's story about his brief foray in to acting reminded me i still want to do a mega-cut of every autobiographical tale he's told on the show

do it do it do it

i feel like he told that story about that meeting before
maybe just deja vu(yd)

No, he has told it before.

i didn't remember it!

jonathan tells autobiographical tales like 3x per show, that's practically his role! a mega-cut would be like 1000000 hrs long

I'll prob never do it but if I did I'd probably leave out all the "something funny happened the other day" stuff, or limit it to just the best/most pertinent

Episode 042

54:06 – Jonathan’s story about meeting with commercial agents. Lady: “What’s your look? I just want to take out a pair of scissors and trim your beard.” Jah: “That wouldn’t be cool with me, I’m Muslim.” Seth: “Oh, what the fuck man!!”

I'll always remember that story about him climbing into the girl's bedroom after he got busted for drugs

lol what?

iirc He was supposed to go to a concert with a girl, but then he got arrested, so he was grounded, and the girl went to the show. Jah snuck out of his house and climbed into the girl's bedroom to wait for her to get back from the show.

another great story:

Jah explains that his host in Benjamin Hill, Mexico, named Cain, found out early on that Jah was looking for weed and took him to a dude’s house (scariest guy Jah’s ever met) and he bought a huge bag of crazy marijuana from him. He got down toward the bottom of the bag and realized there was half a gram of cocaine lining the bottom of the bag and he’d been smoking a bag of coco puffs the whole time he was there. Cain also set up a movie viewing experience in Jah’s room with a film projector and the dirtiest Mexican porn Jah had ever seen. All of Jah’s friends were in there watching it while smoking coco puffs, and halfway through the movie Jah got a raging hard-on and forced everyone out of the room except for one girl, and had terrible coked-out awful sex with her while a crazy porn is playing on the projector in the background. He found this girl on Myspace recently, she’s married now, he sent her a message congratulating her on the baby and she never responded. Cain was 30-something years old and still in high school, he had a beautiful wife. He had two girlfriends who were 15-year-old high schoolers. Jah recalls he was a terrible man. Months later a teacher came up to him at school and said they kept getting phone calls at school from a man named Cain, because Jah had promised to send crazy shit down to Mexico for him.

ive been reliving the classic jah stories (and poetry!)on the 2006 this year podcast. btw he told a couple of his classic poems a couple of different times. 'the white man call it...'wind''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bZHWNXW1NY

oh god those two working out math

"14 years? I have no idea what that means!"

i love those math moments where it's like between them they could maaaaybe get a dim glow out of a lightbulb

also bc I can relate since I suck at math

episode 420's Ask Amy was incredible

"Quit being a beeitch"

http://www.ebay.com/itm/371032692106

"Quit being a beeitch"

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ep 175

"Tiger Man!"

seth's obsession with Hollywood Game Night is a really wonderful development imo

"what's an angler?"

"did anything happen in 2008................?"

http://i.imgur.com/tEi5QHH.jpg

http://instagram.com/p/pdPGnAnE6I/

http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Actor-John-Larroquette-Holding-Son-Posters_i8511394_.htm

oh my god

omg

I like the kid in the Tom Petty shirt in the background

That's Jonathan's little brother though, right? Judging by his dad's age?

taking someone who's never listened to a single episode to tonight's show......

last two live episodes have been excellent, should be a good time

http://i.imgur.com/F4NHbfH.jpg