Dear Morrissey . . .

his music just keeps getting more and more unimaginative & like a pastiche of himself

def. I debated going to some of the new tour dates but its reached the point where half of the material is post you are the quarry garbage

Another spoken-word vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W9v1Vz4Ixs

https://twitter.com/harvest_records/status/467732037223198720

RIP "Official" Twitter account

Two of the new songs are on Spotify, World Peace Is None of Your Business and Istanbul. Pretty good for modern Morrissey. Some nice detailed production instead of the usual chug.

Thx. "Istanbul" has a bass line lifted from Marvin Gaye. Seems like he's been involved in something like that before. Hmm.

Really liking Istanbul. Nearly Smiths/early Moz quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcGGojgYZQw

The instrumentation is nothing like the Smiths. I like it, though.

The instrumentation is nothing like the Smiths

I dunno, to me it sounds like a cross between Money Changes Everything and the unreleased original mix of Sheila Take A Bow. It could easily fit on The World Won't Listen.

http://i.imgur.com/bIJ82Y5.jpg

oh honey no

♫♫ Let me get my hands on my mammary glands ♫♫

i'm sure this is anachronistic but:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jobriath

In November 2004, long-time fan Morrissey oversaw Jobriath's first CD re-issue, a compilation called "Lonely Planet Boy".[18] It was produced by Eddie Kramer. Morrissey had previously attempted to secure Jobriath as a support act for the tour in support of his Your Arsenal album, having been unaware that the singer had died some years previously.

"hey lets get Jobraith to open, i'm a huge fan"

"hate to break it to ya Mozzer, but the bloke's been dead for a decade"

"Morrissey Joins Van Halen"

Morrissey acts out slashfics for your amusement and/or revulsion.

Moobissey

slimming vegetarian diet ✓

Morrissey nipple cream:for all those charming men who eBay shining tits

Larry King ‏@kingsthings Aug 23
I'm suddenly obsessed with Morrissey...
#ItsMy2Cents

bulbous salutation, otherwise central zone.

enjoying that some of the criticism is aimed at the non-olympic event of the half-mile relay

We're doomed.

https://twitter.com/officialmoz/

No tweets, 20.6K followers.

Oh lord... I hope it'll just be an outlet for promotional stuff like the official Morrissey facebook page.

It'll be screenshots of his faxes.

that and a lot of alt-right retweets

Spent the day in bed...

— Morrissey (@officialmoz) September 18, 2017

glad I could be here for this momentous occasion

I earnestly hope that he only tweets once each day, and that it's about how well he slept or not.

"I had a bad dream"
"I dreamt about you last night, and I fell out of bed twice"

etc

tweets and likes are on your side

Spent the day in bad

https://i.imgur.com/5wVEtck.gif

get out of yr wanking pit, you sad old nazi twat!

that and a lot of alt-right retweets

― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Monday, September 18, 2017 7:11 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

remember when he wrote an essay about how Marine Le Pen had been unfairly treated by the media and made his bass player post it to his (the bass player's) personal facebook page

https://www.morrissey-solo.com/threads/spent-the-day-in-bed-first-single-will-be-premiered-on-bbc-6-music-shaun-keaveny-sep-19.140680/

I fake the news to you gently

at least he's funnier than SNL

Oh I'd been wondering why people were cawing over moz tweets on FB... has he not been on twitter before now? (certainly no surprise)

i can't work out if that album tracklist is a parody or the real thing.

remember when he wrote an essay about how Marine Le Pen had been unfairly treated by the media and made his bass player post it to his (the bass player's) personal facebook page

there can be few more thankless tasks than being morrissey's bassist

Following his bassist urges

he's broke 50k now, that fucking new gulag archipelago is getting bigger by the hour!

the thought of 2017 moz writing songs called 'the girl from tel-aviv who wouldn't kneel' and 'israel' is causing me some discomfort tbh

Weird to specify a year

That "Israel" is a cover of the Banshees song is, perhaps, the most we can hope for.

what is this mythical tracklist

Track Listings
Disc: 1
1. My Love, I'd Do Anything for You
2. I Wish You Lonely
3. Jacky's Only Happy When She's Up on the Stage
4. Home Is a Question Mark
5. Spent the Day in Bed
6. I Bury the Living

Disc: 2
1. In Your Lap
2. The Girl from Tel-Aviv Who Wouldn't Kneel
3. All the Young People Must Fall in Love
4. When You Open Your Legs
5. Who Will Protect Us from the Police?
6. Israel

actually, a moz song called 'when you open your legs' is giving me The Fear too

wow

Disc: 3
1. The Singer is Afraid of the Bin Men
2. You Left Me in the Car Park at Waitrose
3. Why Are Wham Bars More Expensive Now?
4. I'm Lonely and I Think Baout Things
5. Girlfriend in a Burqa