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that mission sucks

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:48 (ten years ago) link

important work they're doing there

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:49 (ten years ago) link

Those nerds aren't going to annoy themselves.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:50 (ten years ago) link

It'll be "fun" sifting through the 20-plus years of excrement to find the few bright spots someday.

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link

i dunno, i kind of enjoy its ongoing mission to annoy cartoon nerds

http://i.imgur.com/fByaGuf.jpg

"You should be very proud, Homer, you . . . got a beautiful home here."

Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link

"it's just a little hacky, it's still good, it's still good!"

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:05 (ten years ago) link

Been forcing myself to watch a few minutes every week just to find out WHO'S GONNA DIE

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link

your soul

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link

http://oi56.tinypic.com/2pynfbq.jpg

Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:41 (ten years ago) link

i have an odd feeling that writing on the simpsons during its least-loved season would be awesome in the same sense that working at a coffee shop going out of business would be.
make a donut/espresso smoothie? sure! milhouse is now an italian cyborg? sure!

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/it-looks-like-krusty-the-clown-is-the-major-simpsons-character-death-9617905.html

the text makes it p clear that the headline is wrong, but imo the show would benefit from a few game of thrones-style shocking bloodbaths. have peter griffin kill homer.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 21 July 2014 10:54 (nine years ago) link

For everyone who thought the Simpsons needed more rape "jokes":

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/07/26/simpsons-family-guy-crossover-episode-video/

Is there any other artistic entity that shat so definitively on its own legacy?

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 27 July 2014 03:19 (nine years ago) link

The rolling stones

Οὖτις, Sunday, 27 July 2014 03:32 (nine years ago) link

have them killed

doodle cock-up (electricsound), Sunday, 27 July 2014 03:39 (nine years ago) link

More disappointed that Bob of Bob's Burgers has become involved in this shitshow

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Sunday, 27 July 2014 07:46 (nine years ago) link

'this content is currently unavailable'

;_;

soref, Sunday, 27 July 2014 08:04 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 27 July 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link

never forget the episode where quagmire rapes and kills and marge simpson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA_OqFm5mWo

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 July 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link

holy shit i hate family guy

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 27 July 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's fucking horrible and the preview is phantom menace levels of unpleasant
basically it's just making me cynical and unhappy

i mean insofar as i care
*sobs*

It's sad and cynical when taken as part of the Simpsons legacy as a whole, but a Family Guy crossover with 2014 Simpsons seems like a synergistically lazy match made in heaven. I mean, what are the Simpsons even anymore, really. I mean really.

Self-Satisfaction Guaranteed (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 July 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link

Sweating a 2014 Simpsons/Family Guy crossover is like getting bent out of shape about the Beach and Fat Boys doin' the wipeout together in '87.

Self-Satisfaction Guaranteed (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 July 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

but with more rape jokes

Arguably.

Self-Satisfaction Guaranteed (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 July 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

it's technically an episode of the Family Guy, not the Simpsons, so who cares

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 July 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link

lol @ "the Beach and Fat Boys"

Lewis - J'Agour (crüt), Monday, 28 July 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link

the only Simpsons characters in the preview are ones voiced by Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright and Hank Azaria, are they rest of the cast not involved?

soref, Monday, 28 July 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

Shearer in particular has been vocal about shitty scripts lately ("lately" = since around 2000), so I wouldn't be surprised if he refused to take part.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 28 July 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

this does look awful, but I'm definitely excited to see it, would definitely rather have a modern day Simpsons constantly plumbing new depths tawdriness than pootling along doing passable but dull material

soref, Monday, 28 July 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

lol @ "the Beach and Fat Boys"

we have both types of boys, beach and fat

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 July 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

in any case, it's ace trolling.

idgi, what's with the Company one? Is that Disco Stu?

Øystein, Monday, 28 July 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link

O_O

love is how's life tonight (how's life), Monday, 28 July 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

idgi

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 July 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link

wait what is going on? Is that Al Jean and Matt Groening for reals

global tetrahedron, Monday, 28 July 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...
one month passes...

don hertzfeldt did the couch gag tnite

Mordy, Monday, 29 September 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link

and it was by far the best part of the episode

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 September 2014 04:15 (nine years ago) link

AV Club has little good to say about the episode and even less about the Family Guy crossover: http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/simpsons-clown-dumps-209794

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Monday, 29 September 2014 12:50 (nine years ago) link

lol I was wondering what the hell was happening at the couch bit, that legitimately freaked me out. I didn't intend to watch this, just left the TV too long on after football and figured I'd stick around to see who died, what a cop out

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Monday, 29 September 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link

I thought Krusty's dad had died years ago, mainly because I thought Jackie Mason had died years ago.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 29 September 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link

Dreading the impending death of beloved Simpsons character Dr. Marvin Monroe in season 37.

The Final Meltdown (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 September 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link

When's the last time this show introduced a new long-standing character? Would I recognize everyone, having not particularly paid attention over the last ten seasons?

If they're gonna keep it going no matter what, maybe bring in some new characters.

jmm, Monday, 29 September 2014 14:08 (nine years ago) link

Monroe's been dead since about season 2

Chimp Arsons, Monday, 29 September 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link

Okay then beloved Simpsons character Lurleen Lumpkin.

The Final Meltdown (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 September 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link


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