why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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sad they didn't snap that before the Dementors got to her first

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 00:08 (twelve years ago)

Say what you like about the passive-aggressive dick with no energy left for communicating with people like a normal human being without a stick up his arse, at least he has good taste in fonts.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 12:54 (twelve years ago)

To be really real, it's a pretty "stick up arse" font.

how's life, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 13:00 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5glDmZM.jpg

blargh :(

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 22:52 (twelve years ago)

oh no

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:47 (twelve years ago)

I don't even get it - are Chinese ppl supposed to say "night" for "nine"?

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:14 (twelve years ago)

This is probably as bad a time as any to bring up the time my college friend hung up on a woman who called and said nothing but "Amazing Mother!" into the phone over and over again. It turned out to have been the mother of Mae Zhang, a housemate's girlfriend.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:22 (twelve years ago)

jeeeeeeeeeeesus

marcos, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:25 (twelve years ago)

xp to that chinese girl thing

marcos, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:25 (twelve years ago)

I fucking love science and rape jokes

wins, Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:57 (twelve years ago)

it's a complex issue, and I think this macro really helps clarify things

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/62425_640401522645038_391981347_n.jpg

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Saturday, 17 May 2014 11:36 (twelve years ago)

who is gonna clean up all that salad

j., Saturday, 17 May 2014 15:19 (twelve years ago)

the rats

king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Saturday, 17 May 2014 16:18 (twelve years ago)

I hope the formerly hungry enjoy their new all-corn diet.

polyphonic, Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:01 (twelve years ago)

you can make a lot of things out of corn

j., Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:02 (twelve years ago)

Follies..

Mark G, Saturday, 17 May 2014 21:10 (twelve years ago)

damn spelling corrector!

forget it.

Mark G, Saturday, 17 May 2014 21:10 (twelve years ago)

higher perspective

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 18 May 2014 04:52 (twelve years ago)

That half in the foreground isn't "sharing" with the rest of the parking lot.

pplains, Sunday, 18 May 2014 05:45 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/65458_895328833829904_316285211_n.jpg

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 18 May 2014 05:52 (twelve years ago)

no the saddest part is the CLOCK

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:10 (twelve years ago)

Whombse is 'his/her' generation?

Mark G, Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:41 (twelve years ago)

i assume the imgmaker is a millen but guy who posted it is 40ish so it was a Kids Today thing

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:58 (twelve years ago)

the saddest part is i wanted an orange

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:58 (twelve years ago)

i really don't understand the car park one. what does it mean?

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 May 2014 08:52 (twelve years ago)

Solar panels

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Sunday, 18 May 2014 09:56 (twelve years ago)

but why on a car park?

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 May 2014 10:28 (twelve years ago)

oh wait are they supposed to be electric cars then?

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 May 2014 10:28 (twelve years ago)

i'm 40 and i don't get the orange clock one

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 18 May 2014 10:33 (twelve years ago)

Ha I thought the parking lot one was saying that cars should be sheltered. I have no flipping idea what the grapefruit thing is talking about. Steampunk citrus?

carl agatha, Sunday, 18 May 2014 11:40 (twelve years ago)

Clockwork Orange, I presume, though it's a weird thing to worry about kids not having read / seen.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 May 2014 11:46 (twelve years ago)

It's a nerd youth, despairing that the non-nerd-youth of today have not read/seen A Clockwork Orange, unlike the glory days of previous generations. A Sandi Thom thing, if you will.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 May 2014 12:53 (twelve years ago)

Ohhhhhh I see.

I've read and seen A Clockwork Orange and still didn't get it so take that meme poster.

carl agatha, Sunday, 18 May 2014 13:05 (twelve years ago)

Yeah me too, read Clockwork Orange in HS, saw the movie, have (when a younger nerd) used "my droogies" in conversation, STILL didn't get that poster.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:14 (twelve years ago)

my friend never gave me my copy of the book back iirc, but i might not rc

markers, Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:23 (twelve years ago)

It's sad u guys suck at getting things

wins, Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:23 (twelve years ago)

i thought it was a lament for a bygone time when people would wear oranges on their wrists

j., Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:26 (twelve years ago)

I got it, but it was my second thought after "isn't it lemons you use to power stuff?"

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)

remember when we used to get things

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)

LIKE if you remember these dishes! LIKE if you ever used one of these controllers! LIKE if you remember "Where's the Beef?"

LIKE if you remember TAPES in answering machines! LIKE if you ever had one of those Karate Kid II promotional headbands!

LIKE if you think America's lost its way!

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:05 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1485071_10151818976531345_85219297_n.jpg

flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:10 (twelve years ago)

There comes a point in life where you create JPGs without any regard to font or formatting and just shit yr message all over a canvas

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:15 (twelve years ago)

'becoming a parent doesn't change you' tbf that's a new one

kinder, Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:22 (twelve years ago)

yeah! I still go to Cannibal Corpse shows and get drunk, just w/ a baby in a papoose while I do it!

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:23 (twelve years ago)

hell the fact that it changes you is one of the reasons I've always been so scared to have kids. that and I'm afraid at how bad I'll fuck the kid up mentally.

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:23 (twelve years ago)

repost if you get it, and capitalize Mother and Father for no reason!

flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:26 (twelve years ago)

maybe they're referring to mother and father in the collective sense. It takes a village!

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:27 (twelve years ago)

also jpg taking away creation credit from our Lord and Saviour IMHO

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:29 (twelve years ago)

I find the recent ubiquity of "if you get it" disturbing.

king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:30 (twelve years ago)


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