these GIF-share type things, even the ones that are well-meaning and poor executed, plus the onslaught of Yahoo Comments level in-status brawling between strangers on friends' statuses has had me wanting to take a break from FB and social media for a month or so.
the problem being, I have valid reasons I do have to use it, as my theatre company sends important updates via FB-only, and I get invited to events this way...and once I wind up there, intending just to read the thing I went there for, I wind up using it as always.
FB should be renamed "dailyreminderthatpeopleareshit.com"
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:20 (twelve years ago)
'trenchant' I know but w/e
http://i.imgur.com/uundZK8.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:26 (twelve years ago)
Lost verse to "Suicide is Painless"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:27 (twelve years ago)
cd save some energy not making crappy pass-agg gifs i'd've thought
― Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:51 (twelve years ago)
haha I've seen that one same people post "how to avoid toxic ppl" tips
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:52 (twelve years ago)
"how to avoid toxic ppl"
http://www.govmark.com/flammability-fire-testing-instruments/_img/sd-2.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 12 May 2014 21:53 (twelve years ago)
http://i2.cdnds.net/10/44/movies_main_the_toxic_avenger_poster.jpg
― anonanon, Monday, 12 May 2014 21:56 (twelve years ago)
Anything with the words "Buzzfeed" and "introvert" in it will make me want to kill people.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:05 (twelve years ago)
It's really an "I no longer have energy, friendships, interactions or conversations" post. Not that I don't sympathise, but I don't make macros about it. Just complain here, I guess, which isn't much better,
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:47 (twelve years ago)
thanks, gawker/twitter
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnZ_sIiCQAE55y-.jpg
― j., Monday, 12 May 2014 23:41 (twelve years ago)
sad they didn't snap that before the Dementors got to her first
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 00:08 (twelve years ago)
Say what you like about the passive-aggressive dick with no energy left for communicating with people like a normal human being without a stick up his arse, at least he has good taste in fonts.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 12:54 (twelve years ago)
To be really real, it's a pretty "stick up arse" font.
― how's life, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 13:00 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/5glDmZM.jpg
blargh :(
― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 22:52 (twelve years ago)
oh no
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:47 (twelve years ago)
I don't even get it - are Chinese ppl supposed to say "night" for "nine"?
― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:14 (twelve years ago)
This is probably as bad a time as any to bring up the time my college friend hung up on a woman who called and said nothing but "Amazing Mother!" into the phone over and over again. It turned out to have been the mother of Mae Zhang, a housemate's girlfriend.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:22 (twelve years ago)
jeeeeeeeeeeesus
― marcos, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:25 (twelve years ago)
xp to that chinese girl thing
I fucking love science and rape jokes
― wins, Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:57 (twelve years ago)
it's a complex issue, and I think this macro really helps clarify things
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/62425_640401522645038_391981347_n.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Saturday, 17 May 2014 11:36 (twelve years ago)
who is gonna clean up all that salad
― j., Saturday, 17 May 2014 15:19 (twelve years ago)
the rats
― king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Saturday, 17 May 2014 16:18 (twelve years ago)
I hope the formerly hungry enjoy their new all-corn diet.
― polyphonic, Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:01 (twelve years ago)
you can make a lot of things out of corn
― j., Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:02 (twelve years ago)
Follies..
― Mark G, Saturday, 17 May 2014 21:10 (twelve years ago)
damn spelling corrector!
forget it.
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-jvP-vHaGClo/U0W2iq1ae3I/AAAAAAAAWUw/8ow2Y7s4c-U/w506-h337/10154306_609714819103397_5690046738789612799_n.jpg
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Sunday, 18 May 2014 04:23 (twelve years ago)
higher perspective
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 18 May 2014 04:52 (twelve years ago)
That half in the foreground isn't "sharing" with the rest of the parking lot.
― pplains, Sunday, 18 May 2014 05:45 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/65458_895328833829904_316285211_n.jpg
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 18 May 2014 05:52 (twelve years ago)
no the saddest part is the CLOCK
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:10 (twelve years ago)
Whombse is 'his/her' generation?
― Mark G, Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:41 (twelve years ago)
i assume the imgmaker is a millen but guy who posted it is 40ish so it was a Kids Today thing
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 18 May 2014 06:58 (twelve years ago)
the saddest part is i wanted an orange
i really don't understand the car park one. what does it mean?
― the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 May 2014 08:52 (twelve years ago)
Solar panels
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Sunday, 18 May 2014 09:56 (twelve years ago)
but why on a car park?
― the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 May 2014 10:28 (twelve years ago)
oh wait are they supposed to be electric cars then?
i'm 40 and i don't get the orange clock one
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 18 May 2014 10:33 (twelve years ago)
Ha I thought the parking lot one was saying that cars should be sheltered. I have no flipping idea what the grapefruit thing is talking about. Steampunk citrus?
― carl agatha, Sunday, 18 May 2014 11:40 (twelve years ago)
Clockwork Orange, I presume, though it's a weird thing to worry about kids not having read / seen.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 May 2014 11:46 (twelve years ago)
It's a nerd youth, despairing that the non-nerd-youth of today have not read/seen A Clockwork Orange, unlike the glory days of previous generations. A Sandi Thom thing, if you will.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 May 2014 12:53 (twelve years ago)
Ohhhhhh I see.
I've read and seen A Clockwork Orange and still didn't get it so take that meme poster.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 18 May 2014 13:05 (twelve years ago)
Yeah me too, read Clockwork Orange in HS, saw the movie, have (when a younger nerd) used "my droogies" in conversation, STILL didn't get that poster.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:14 (twelve years ago)
my friend never gave me my copy of the book back iirc, but i might not rc
― markers, Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:23 (twelve years ago)
It's sad u guys suck at getting things
― wins, Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:23 (twelve years ago)
i thought it was a lament for a bygone time when people would wear oranges on their wrists
― j., Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:26 (twelve years ago)
I got it, but it was my second thought after "isn't it lemons you use to power stuff?"
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)